#Existentialists
My unyielding melancholy brings all the existentialists to the yard.
November 14, 2024 at 2:39 AM
This explains all the existentialists outside my window.
February 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
BlueSky list of existentialists to follow: A Sartre Pack
November 11, 2024 at 7:40 PM
My cats looking like they’ve been been reading the existentialists.
July 24, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I'm begging for existentialists to add an ounce of neurodiversity to their politics.
October 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm begging for existentialists to add an ounce of blockchain to their politics.
July 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
When I was researching Tolkien and existentialism for my talk last March I realized that although JRRT was a fellow traveler with the existentialists in a lot of ways he completely rejected the existentialists’ focus on individualism.
one of the reasons i like LoTR so much is that american culture is absolutely saturated with anti-duty propaganda, like the idea of giving up duty for love is so prevalent that we dont seem even capable of imagining the opposite, and LoTR is probably the single work with the most reach which argues
July 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Two existentialists walked into a bar... so I shot them.
February 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Baseball is the sport for existentialists - there is no god, no higher plan, no purpose to anything. We live in a swirling vortex of chaos, nonsense and bullshit and then we die. Have a hot dog and enjoy the game.
As a relatively recent Baseball Sicko, one thing I am still grappling with is how to follow and enjoy a sport for 162 games when my favorite team makes me insane with rage on a daily basis. How do you guys do it and stay mentally healt—wait, okay, I see the answer.
May 28, 2026 at 12:36 AM
hi
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
In the immediate post-war years, French existentialists, New Left academics, and bohemians started wearing the style to show solidarity with blue-collar workers. Over time, the style became a signature of writers, philosophers, and yes, Steve Jobs.
January 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i dont respect existentialists "oooo boo hoo what is the purpose of life" like bro life is about whimsy and mischief and the occasional ice tea. are u stupid or something
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
When I was in high school, I fell in love with the existentialists. Like many teens, I started to think deeply about death and meaning for the first time. And I came to feel the existentialists were right; in an absurd, indifferent universe, we have the responsibility to create our own meaning.
July 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
in 2020 I discovered I had not really given enough respect to the existentialists because up until that point I had not suffered enough. it is now 2025 and I wish we had the writings of the weird-as-shit ancient greek guys because I think I am coming to understand insanity as a philosophical program
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Frog and Toad, existentialists:
September 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
These existentialists knew a thing or two
"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die."

John-Paul Sartre
September 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
this isn’t actually a joke tweet, i do believe this, and i think that modern philosophy is sorely fucking lacking for good existentialists
January 24, 2024 at 5:04 AM
put another way, bluesky has an oversupply of people who are — dispositionally, and therefore effectively, for all intents and purposes — nihilists, and not nearly enough existentialists, let alone enough absurdists
September 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
wah
April 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I'm begging for existentialists to add an ounce of feudalism to their politics.
August 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If yall think the new Pope has sour thoughts on people living with a lack of meaning or morals, you should check out: the existentialists
May 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm begging for existentialists to add an ounce of solidarity to their politics.
October 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I shouldn't be surprised that existentialists have no idea how refineries work, since existentialists don't work lol
June 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You start with Descartes' "I think therefore I am" and sift through hundreds of years of Existentialists up through Sartre's BEING AND NOTHINGNESS. Once you've done that, you begin to realize these very smart, credentialed people have a child's understanding of "intelligence." Hence the problem.
May 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I shouldn't be surprised that existentialists have no idea how pharmacies work, since existentialists don't work lol
May 22, 2026 at 5:30 AM