#ExpectYou
September 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Worst timeline ever.

#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
#MeMBu
October 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
At #MeMBu morale is very important.

So join Us as We congratulate Ourselves for a job well done.

#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
September 19, 2026 at 5:36 PM
March 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
It's always good to have a permit on-hand.

#MeMBu
#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
February 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Pretty much, yea.

#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
#MeMBu
August 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
July 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
August 6, 2026 at 9:28 AM
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I saw a sign on the face-eating leopard cage that said, "Do Not Taunt."

I thought, "That's great advice."

But I didn't see the one below it that said, "Also, Don't Be Delicious."

#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
#MAGAcide
#MeMBu
October 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Do not think We're full of crap because We're crazy.

The reason that We're crazy is because it's all true...

#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
#MeMBu
June 5, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Just in: Taiwan wields hot 'poon. Vessel takes one for the team.

#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
August 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
BREAKING: Cartoon dogs destabilize world powers while losers die mad.

#NAFO
#MeMBu
#OpRussia
#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
February 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
If you need someone to subject your C-Suite to demoralizing & humbling security incident simulations, We happen to know a guy.

👍😁

#CyberSecurity
#InfoSec
#Hacking
#RedTeam
#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
#MeMBu
August 30, 2026 at 7:54 PM
At the Memetic Munitions Bureaux, We believe the most deserving gifts should not arrive gift-wrapped.

#InfoSec
#CyberSec
#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
#MeMBu
June 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
December 7, 2024 at 6:26 AM
It's times like these We take the time to time how much time it takes to time correct timing correctly.

How much time it takes to recover from time-based butthurts can vary with time, but over time, you'll notice it gets later.

Time to take your timing back.

Thanks.

#MeMBu
#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
September 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
June 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I dunno, What?
...
Are you coming on to me?

#MeMBu
#Synonymous
#ExpectYou
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 AM
In our defense we didn't expectyou tobe able to read it
May 23, 2024 at 2:07 AM
DONT BE ITS CHILL I DONT EXPECTYOU TOBE UP TO DATE ON MY BILLION POSTSS A DAY
July 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM