Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
March 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
"I couldn't sit at home any more. I had to face the enemy eye to eye."
This veteran is speaking up for his community after ICE shot and killed Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis yesterday.
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
"I couldn't sit at home any more. I had to face the enemy eye to eye."
Today at school dismissal, I followed a suspicious pickup around for a bit, keeping an eye on them, trying to figure out if they were ICE. Then I realized they were keeping an eye on me also. Then I realized they were, in fact, other parents. Life in Minnesota, January 2026.
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Today at school dismissal, I followed a suspicious pickup around for a bit, keeping an eye on them, trying to figure out if they were ICE. Then I realized they were keeping an eye on me also. Then I realized they were, in fact, other parents. Life in Minnesota, January 2026.
I spy with my little eye
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I spy with my little eye
I can make biscuits & look you in the eye at the same time. Nite beautiful babies. Hugs 💤💙💤
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I can make biscuits & look you in the eye at the same time. Nite beautiful babies. Hugs 💤💙💤
I need to introduce you to someone. This is my new friend Marcel who has moved in with us. He has one eye and FIV and he is perfect!
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I need to introduce you to someone. This is my new friend Marcel who has moved in with us. He has one eye and FIV and he is perfect!
I could sparkle up your eye ✨
April 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I could sparkle up your eye ✨
fresnel eye {✦}
scritch before i return to duties <:3
scritch before i return to duties <:3
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
fresnel eye {✦}
scritch before i return to duties <:3
scritch before i return to duties <:3
I love vinyl that is eye catching.
November 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I love vinyl that is eye catching.
Massie and I never saw eye to eye on policy, i was a moderate and he wasn’t. But i always respected him because for the most part (except the Jan 6 stuff) he stuck to his truth.
There’s no room for that in today’s GOP.
There’s no room for that in today’s GOP.
May 20, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Massie and I never saw eye to eye on policy, i was a moderate and he wasn’t. But i always respected him because for the most part (except the Jan 6 stuff) he stuck to his truth.
There’s no room for that in today’s GOP.
There’s no room for that in today’s GOP.
I know we don’t always see eye to eye but I very much agree with your last point
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I know we don’t always see eye to eye but I very much agree with your last point
“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
"I begged my wife for the last two months to stop calling me flaccid. That kind of rhetoric needed to stop. I said to her in March--if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be a black eye. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anyone with a black eye. But I warned her."
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 30, 2026 at 12:03 AM
"I begged my wife for the last two months to stop calling me flaccid. That kind of rhetoric needed to stop. I said to her in March--if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be a black eye. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anyone with a black eye. But I warned her."
Dr. Coni: One patient had been receiving treatment with eye drops, but then I didn’t see her for months.. I wondered what had happened to her.
When she finally returned, she told me she had lost her Medicaid coverage and couldn’t afford her drops. As a result, she had gone blind in one eye.
When she finally returned, she told me she had lost her Medicaid coverage and couldn’t afford her drops. As a result, she had gone blind in one eye.
July 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Dr. Coni: One patient had been receiving treatment with eye drops, but then I didn’t see her for months.. I wondered what had happened to her.
When she finally returned, she told me she had lost her Medicaid coverage and couldn’t afford her drops. As a result, she had gone blind in one eye.
When she finally returned, she told me she had lost her Medicaid coverage and couldn’t afford her drops. As a result, she had gone blind in one eye.
Maddow: If you don't have Bluesky yet, I recommend it. It is a social media network that doesn't make me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork
February 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Maddow: If you don't have Bluesky yet, I recommend it. It is a social media network that doesn't make me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork
September 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
As I walked past the Trump White House something new caught my eye.
June 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
As I walked past the Trump White House something new caught my eye.
Careful! I might take your eye out
September 28, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Careful! I might take your eye out
I wonder if Tapper makes eye contact when he’s blowing Trump.
April 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I wonder if Tapper makes eye contact when he’s blowing Trump.
"I am stepping away from the public eye to spend time with my family, which I do not have" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
BREAKING: Tim Pool announces he will be stepping back from full time content production to look after his family. He states he's tired of being made fun of for not having a wife and kids so he will also be using the extra time to pursue acquiring that family
October 23, 2024 at 12:35 AM
"I am stepping away from the public eye to spend time with my family, which I do not have" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
21-year-old activist injured by ICE:
I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
January 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
21-year-old activist injured by ICE:
I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.