#FüQer
Amazing. This #FüQer actually lied! Who woulda thought? OMG!
March 16, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Didn't have to pay this old fuqer.

It's part of my oath.
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Even this old fuqer showed up.

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Wait ✋️

That's me.
October 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Minneapolis. This old fuqer showed up. Yes. That's me.
October 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time, Couch Fuqer McBigot.
August 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Uh huh, he needs him again for the midterms the fuqer.
June 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Matt you fuqer you just invented the first reason to like this
July 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Even this old fuqer showed up.

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Wait, that's me.
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
a global hero with courage & integrity who is hot af — all qualities that Cheeto and couch-fuqer have never possessed and never will 🇺🇦
March 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
the twintania mount..my aim is to collect dragon mounts but this fuqer is too complicated to get. i'm too shy to recruit friends to collect gold chocobo feathers 😭
August 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
WE COULD HAVE HAD TIM INSTEAD OF THIS COUCH FUQER
March 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You are either the most ignraont fuqer on the planet or you are just a liar.
russia has bombed over 100 hospitals in Ukraine.
May 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I can’t remember the last peaceful weekend since this fuqer has been in office. It’s 24/7 7 days a week in hell.
June 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Exactly, we need 2 signs now. One with this fuqer and the OG sign.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Canada should expand relations with China. Maybe we can get a high-speed train up in this m0ther fuqer.
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January 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sheeit! That #FüQer can't even govern the country he's already got! #AmericaWorst
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Ain’t playing with this couch fuqer.
June 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Lutnick is a bald headed chicken fuqer
September 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The #füQer folded like his cheap suit. Next, he'll try and find someone to disinfect it. #FtFg
1 month pause on Mexico tariffs.

Here we go. Trump will claim he solved a problem—a problem that he created. It’s like setting a fire and expecting praise for putting it out.
February 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My God I gotta remember that word FUQER.
I’ll be using that for future posts about Trump
December 2, 2024 at 7:44 PM