If this dude were a Viking he's 100% the guy who slips on a rock getting out of the boat and drowns facedown on the shoreline
November 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
If this dude were a Viking he's 100% the guy who slips on a rock getting out of the boat and drowns facedown on the shoreline
Energy I'm bringing into tomorrow
Funny Crawling Facedown Drill
Alt: Funny Crawling Facedown Drill
static.klipy.com
November 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Energy I'm bringing into tomorrow
lying facedown on the carpet after dancing so hard i may have pulled something to own the republicans
November 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
lying facedown on the carpet after dancing so hard i may have pulled something to own the republicans
“Watching the mental collapse of a wannabe dictator is so exhausting…”
November 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
“Watching the mental collapse of a wannabe dictator is so exhausting…”
November 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
paxton’ out facedown in a hot tub
November 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
paxton’ out facedown in a hot tub
ordered a pizza & dropped it facedown on the floor.
November 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
ordered a pizza & dropped it facedown on the floor.
This is Magpie. She was hit by a car and broke both of her hind legs. We covered her surgeries with your help, and a vet clinic staff member took her home to foster. Two months later, they realized she was meant to be more than just a temporary houseguest... and adopted her ❤️🩹
November 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
This is Magpie. She was hit by a car and broke both of her hind legs. We covered her surgeries with your help, and a vet clinic staff member took her home to foster. Two months later, they realized she was meant to be more than just a temporary houseguest... and adopted her ❤️🩹
My bedtime “routine” as of late really has just been:
1. Power down PC and pop an edible
2. Skincare while I wait for it to kick in
3. Fuck myself crazy style while thinking abt my boyfriend :]
4. Spend approx. 5 minutes stuffing my face with leftovers and pass out facedown on my bed
1. Power down PC and pop an edible
2. Skincare while I wait for it to kick in
3. Fuck myself crazy style while thinking abt my boyfriend :]
4. Spend approx. 5 minutes stuffing my face with leftovers and pass out facedown on my bed
November 3, 2026 at 6:48 AM
My bedtime “routine” as of late really has just been:
1. Power down PC and pop an edible
2. Skincare while I wait for it to kick in
3. Fuck myself crazy style while thinking abt my boyfriend :]
4. Spend approx. 5 minutes stuffing my face with leftovers and pass out facedown on my bed
1. Power down PC and pop an edible
2. Skincare while I wait for it to kick in
3. Fuck myself crazy style while thinking abt my boyfriend :]
4. Spend approx. 5 minutes stuffing my face with leftovers and pass out facedown on my bed
Good will, because those first forty yards
Skimming shale and reeds were for everyone.
Facedown between the struts, staring at the ground
As it blurred past, they failed like anyone
To grasp the implications. But legs flailing,
They hung on, buoyed by never and almost
Skimming shale and reeds were for everyone.
Facedown between the struts, staring at the ground
As it blurred past, they failed like anyone
To grasp the implications. But legs flailing,
They hung on, buoyed by never and almost
November 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Good will, because those first forty yards
Skimming shale and reeds were for everyone.
Facedown between the struts, staring at the ground
As it blurred past, they failed like anyone
To grasp the implications. But legs flailing,
They hung on, buoyed by never and almost
Skimming shale and reeds were for everyone.
Facedown between the struts, staring at the ground
As it blurred past, they failed like anyone
To grasp the implications. But legs flailing,
They hung on, buoyed by never and almost
for a moment i thought he was facedown in a funeral parlor bed...
October 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
for a moment i thought he was facedown in a funeral parlor bed...
( facedown on the floor ) gay is okay even when it's with yourself
October 31, 2026 at 7:46 AM
( facedown on the floor ) gay is okay even when it's with yourself
When I was 4, my parents got us ice cream cones from a drive thru. When the van parked, I attempted to exit, only to trip and fall face-first to the asphalt below. Even though I was facedown on the ground, I had saved my ice cream cone by holding it high up like the Statue of Liberty's torch.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
When I was 4, my parents got us ice cream cones from a drive thru. When the van parked, I attempted to exit, only to trip and fall face-first to the asphalt below. Even though I was facedown on the ground, I had saved my ice cream cone by holding it high up like the Statue of Liberty's torch.
Detroit Lions linebacker Jack Campbell is rushed to the hospital after a tackle left the standout defender facedown and motionless on the field.
Detroit Lions star Jack Campbell rushed to hospital after tackle leaves him motionless on field
Teammates prayed for him in the locker room after their 19-15 win over the Minnesota Vikings.
nbcnews.to
November 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Detroit Lions linebacker Jack Campbell is rushed to the hospital after a tackle left the standout defender facedown and motionless on the field.
The West Wing - 2x14 - The War at Home - Frame 124 of 2609
November 5, 2026 at 7:45 AM
The West Wing - 2x14 - The War at Home - Frame 124 of 2609
what a way to open act 2. they get it.
November 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
what a way to open act 2. they get it.
[ .. copycat. she's just laying facedown on the couch like she's dead. ]
November 4, 2026 at 6:01 AM
[ .. copycat. she's just laying facedown on the couch like she's dead. ]
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T-Shirt of the Day would have been November 1, had i gotten out of my jammies. So I wore it today.
November 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
T-Shirt of the Day would have been November 1, had i gotten out of my jammies. So I wore it today.
At first sight I thought it was someone sleeping facedown
October 31, 2026 at 2:49 PM
At first sight I thought it was someone sleeping facedown
My emotional/mental state can rn only be described as a guy who's badly hungover laying facedown in a gutter as the vultures pick at him
November 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
My emotional/mental state can rn only be described as a guy who's badly hungover laying facedown in a gutter as the vultures pick at him
Oh, you Rascal! We all have the Monday Blues, but that doesn’t mean you can laze around on the floor all day! #NNN #NoNutNovember #NoKnotNovember #pupplay #lockedboi #cagedboi #malechastity
November 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Oh, you Rascal! We all have the Monday Blues, but that doesn’t mean you can laze around on the floor all day! #NNN #NoNutNovember #NoKnotNovember #pupplay #lockedboi #cagedboi #malechastity