#FALSE
She should sue for false imprisonment
October 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Somehow managed to sit right on a hatching spot for false black widows while resting from my bike ride apparently given how many TEENY tiny black widow shaped spiders are exploring my arm hair like a jungle gym a minute ago 😭

Think I successfully removed all of them without harm 🙏
October 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
the curse of false efficiency upon ye!
October 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Just saw the false claims ad on CBS.
Of course it was all lies. All the fuckers do is lie
October 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
"The GOP wants a meritocracy" is so obviously false the person saying it has to be magic beans gullible or in on the grift. There's just no other option
October 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
the false aster is the most satisfying to save because when it’s ready the whole flower head comes off between your fingers and separates into just seeds. there’s no additional chaff beyond the papery margin on the individual seeds.
October 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
A false flag...straight out the zio antisemitism playbook😒
October 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
😢 for America, and its false Christians.
October 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
🔥10/4(日)🔥
【京都12R 信頼度SS👑】
🈹部数限定割引公開🈹
※上限達し次第終了
(640円→320円)
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京都12Rは前崩れまで見て狙う🔥
浮上するのは流れが向く差しタイプ!
末脚が刺されば一気に景色が変わる!
October 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
First another false promise unless he means just himself. Also there will come a day millennials will be in charge and there will a political reckoning. One day generations before us need to understand it is inevitable.
October 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Not an appropriate use of the meme, imo. Pointing out a false premise in a joke may be pedantic but it's not missing the joke.

If we're not allowed to be pedantic on Bluesky, the Pedantry Site, where are we allowed to be pedantic?
October 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
"Whose end shall be destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things." (Philippians 3:19) and Peter’s warning about false teachers who "through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you." (2 Peter 2:3).
October 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The false shepherd uses the name of God as a brand and the pulpit as a stage, turning sacred mystery into a corporate enterprise.
October 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
#videooftheday 👋🏻

Delivering a scathing rebuke of the music industries obsession with viral hype; the Mancurian Alt-Rockers False Advertising, delve into the tug of war between ambition & self doubt with their 2nd LP - The Sorry Window, era single ‘Next Big Thing’ 👀

youtu.be/We8dMLHxZ3s?...
False Advertising - Next Big Thing (official video)
YouTube video by False Advertising
youtu.be
October 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
There should be a class action suit against Flock, but not for something hard to prove. For false advertising.

Things Flock does not do:
Reduce car theft.

Things Flock does:
Tracks you whether you're in a car or not,
Violates the fourth amendment by pre-emptively investigating you with no cause.
October 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The men of society have delivered the false premise that women are too emotional to be in charge. But we all know it is many of the men who throw a fit over every little thing from traffic to money. Don't tell dad was said quite often in my family. Women may cry, but violence is more common in men.
October 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
🇨🇦 AB Separate. You poor saps. Here’s a false prophet:
Mr. Parker’s sovereign AB would be rooted in Christianity, steeped in traditional family values & governed by belief that individual rights are sacred.

OMG! Good luck, especially as 51st State. Ever read US political news?
You gullible saps
October 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
“There are no rules of etiquette on the internet; no one has standing to give them” is straightforwardly false. Local communities and platforms can set legitimate norms, and you defend consent and curation elsewhere. No universal sovereign does not mean no etiquette.
October 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Your claim that pain is constitutive of identity and “not to be minimized” is the one I most suspect is false. Memory, changed commitments, and scars can remain while suffering lessens. Pain can have made you without needing to keep hurting you.
October 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
9/
Ethics Committee complaint filed by the American Muckrakers PAC alleging improper staff relationships and a $200,000 hush-money arrangement, calling the allegations "utterly false."
9/END
October 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
She’s unable to “gIvE aWaY tHe FrEe PuSsY” because she’s too intoxicated to consent. If she could, men would be asking her directly, instead of advertising to each other.

“FrEe DrInKs, FrEe PuSsY” is the sort of false equivalence fallacy a rape apologist like you loves to engage in.
October 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Christian Maga should hear this guy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWNX...
The False Gospel
YouTube video by Bible Prophecy with Brother Paul
www.youtube.com
October 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM