October 21, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Father Pence is not having the ‘King’s’ BS.
February 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Father Pence is not having the ‘King’s’ BS.
As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.
January 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.
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RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
his father was unavailable for comment
Alcoholic Father Disappointed In Pothead Son https://theonion.com/alcoholic-father-disappointed-in-pothead-son-1819567959/
July 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Alcoholic Father Disappointed In Pothead Son https://theonion.com/alcoholic-father-disappointed-in-pothead-son-1819567959/
My father my father my father my father My father my father my father my father My father my father my father my father My father my father my father my father
Fuck her.
Fuck her.
December 2, 2024 at 7:03 PM
My father my father my father my father My father my father my father my father My father my father my father my father My father my father my father my father
Fuck her.
Fuck her.
Father Pence deleted this.
March 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Father Pence deleted this.
You’re an amazing father, Elon.
February 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You’re an amazing father, Elon.
typhon, father of all monsters
June 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
typhon, father of all monsters
My nominee for 2025 Father of the Year:
March 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My nominee for 2025 Father of the Year:
April 28, 2026 at 1:52 PM
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
June 21, 2026 at 5:25 PM
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
Father-daughter bonding time
July 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Father-daughter bonding time
HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK
February 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK
Father of the year
May 24, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Father of the year
Daughter and Father pic.
November 7, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Daughter and Father pic.
Michelangelo’s father
June 21, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Michelangelo’s father
Father figure stuff
September 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Father figure stuff
This is the most wholesome, funny father/son moment you'll see on the Internet. I love it.
September 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
This is the most wholesome, funny father/son moment you'll see on the Internet. I love it.