FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large
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June 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large
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FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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April 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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FBI Claims Gavel, Black Gowns Prove Ties To MS-13 Gang
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April 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
FBI Claims Gavel, Black Gowns Prove Ties To MS-13 Gang
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
September 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
Here’s a crazy idea. Let’s make sure the proposed new FBI Director can pass an FBI Background Check.
December 2, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Here’s a crazy idea. Let’s make sure the proposed new FBI Director can pass an FBI Background Check.
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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January 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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NEW: A high profile hacking group claims it has breached multiple FBI-related services and stolen data “on all FBI employees and applicants.” A representative of the hacking group told 404 Media the data includes FBI agents’ names, home addresses, phone number, and information on their spouse.
‘We Hacked the FBI:’ Hackers Say They Have Data on All FBI Employees
A sample of 5,000 alleged agents seen by 404 Media includes names, addresses, phone numbers, and details on FBI employees' spouses.
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September 22, 2026 at 4:53 PM
NEW: A high profile hacking group claims it has breached multiple FBI-related services and stolen data “on all FBI employees and applicants.” A representative of the hacking group told 404 Media the data includes FBI agents’ names, home addresses, phone number, and information on their spouse.
FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
No FBI background check.
NO CONFIRMATION.
NO CONFIRMATION.
December 3, 2024 at 8:15 PM
No FBI background check.
NO CONFIRMATION.
NO CONFIRMATION.
The FBI just visited me for publishing the Elias Rodriguez manifesto.
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FBI Visits Me Over Manifesto
Here's the 11 questions they asked
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May 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The FBI just visited me for publishing the Elias Rodriguez manifesto.
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Kash Patel should never head the FBI. Agreed?
Kash Patel Should Never Head The FBI
It’s on us to stop him
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December 2, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Kash Patel should never head the FBI. Agreed?
How about FBI Director?
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 PM
How about FBI Director?
FBI, if you’re listening: do your job.
Anonymous, if you're listening: We could really use those ethics reports on Matt Gaetz that forced him to resign from Congress rather than risk their release.
November 15, 2024 at 12:03 AM
FBI, if you’re listening: do your job.
the obvious choice for Trump’s FBI director
November 19, 2024 at 10:42 PM
the obvious choice for Trump’s FBI director
Not sure why the FBI would be involved with a heart attack.
July 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Not sure why the FBI would be involved with a heart attack.
NEW: In ‘24, the FBI sought to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins.
Then Trump eviscerated the FBI & DOJ public corruption teams.
ProPublica unearthed the investigation and you can read it 👇
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Then Trump eviscerated the FBI & DOJ public corruption teams.
ProPublica unearthed the investigation and you can read it 👇
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September 22, 2026 at 10:06 AM
NEW: In ‘24, the FBI sought to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins.
Then Trump eviscerated the FBI & DOJ public corruption teams.
ProPublica unearthed the investigation and you can read it 👇
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Then Trump eviscerated the FBI & DOJ public corruption teams.
ProPublica unearthed the investigation and you can read it 👇
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The FBI used to be legitimate.
August 29, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The FBI used to be legitimate.
The FBI has got its work cut out for them. 🥴
April 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The FBI has got its work cut out for them. 🥴
The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.
February 23, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
The fucking deputy director of the FBI. How embarrassing. I'm so sorry, FBI.
April 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The fucking deputy director of the FBI. How embarrassing. I'm so sorry, FBI.
Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview"
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
January 31, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview"
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
Through executive order, President Biden should mandate that the FBI conduct background investigations on Trump’s picks and instruct the FBI to begin the process now. The U.S. Senate should use its power to request the same of the FBI.
November 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Through executive order, President Biden should mandate that the FBI conduct background investigations on Trump’s picks and instruct the FBI to begin the process now. The U.S. Senate should use its power to request the same of the FBI.
FBI: Quick, distract them from the Epstein files!
July 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
FBI: Quick, distract them from the Epstein files!
Help me out here. When did Biden take office? Who was the FBI director on January 6th? Who appointed that FBI director?
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Help me out here. When did Biden take office? Who was the FBI director on January 6th? Who appointed that FBI director?