FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
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FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
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FEMA Chief Confused By Wind
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June 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
FEMA Chief Confused By Wind
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FEMA firings are set to increase tonight, even after Trump approved FEMA funding for Kentucky. He calls FEMA worthless but then utilizes it?
February 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
FEMA firings are set to increase tonight, even after Trump approved FEMA funding for Kentucky. He calls FEMA worthless but then utilizes it?
MIKE JOHNSON: FEMA won't be funded. It's real danger for real people
COLLINS: The president talked about eliminating FEMA before this shutdown happened
JOHNSON: He wants to reform FEMA
COLLINS: The president talked about eliminating FEMA before this shutdown happened
JOHNSON: He wants to reform FEMA
October 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
MIKE JOHNSON: FEMA won't be funded. It's real danger for real people
COLLINS: The president talked about eliminating FEMA before this shutdown happened
JOHNSON: He wants to reform FEMA
COLLINS: The president talked about eliminating FEMA before this shutdown happened
JOHNSON: He wants to reform FEMA
the FEMA director refuses to commit to the future existence of FEMA
July 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
the FEMA director refuses to commit to the future existence of FEMA
While people continue to struggle to get FEMA aid approved after their lives were destroyed by natural disasters.
October 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
While people continue to struggle to get FEMA aid approved after their lives were destroyed by natural disasters.
NEW: A source tells me that response teams for FEMA set to deploy to the South Carolina wildfires are unable to travel because their government issued travel cards have had their limits reduced to $1. FEMA response team cards were supposed to be exempt.
March 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
NEW: A source tells me that response teams for FEMA set to deploy to the South Carolina wildfires are unable to travel because their government issued travel cards have had their limits reduced to $1. FEMA response team cards were supposed to be exempt.
Kristi Noem: fema fatale
September 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Kristi Noem: fema fatale
FEMA funds are now going to fund concentration camps in the everglades instead of helping people after a natural disaster. Seems all the rightwing conspiracy theories about FEMA building camps was projection all along.
June 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
FEMA funds are now going to fund concentration camps in the everglades instead of helping people after a natural disaster. Seems all the rightwing conspiracy theories about FEMA building camps was projection all along.
BREAKING: Congressman Moskowitz has confirmed that the FEMA meeting Kristi Noem claimed she left today’s hearing to attend was cancelled.
Kristi Noem Caught Lying About Why She Left Committee Hearing Early
Congressman Moskowitz has confirmed that the FEMA meeting Noem left today's hearing for was cancelled.
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December 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
BREAKING: Congressman Moskowitz has confirmed that the FEMA meeting Kristi Noem claimed she left today’s hearing to attend was cancelled.
The acting head of FEMA, a Trump appointee, told staff today he didn’t know the U.S. has a hurricane season. FEMA is dangerously unprepared this year.
June 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The acting head of FEMA, a Trump appointee, told staff today he didn’t know the U.S. has a hurricane season. FEMA is dangerously unprepared this year.
NEW: Trump’s FEMA administrator just sent out an email ordering all employees to stop sending things to the media without prior authorization. It was immediately sent to me by a FEMA employee without prior authorization to share with you.
February 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
NEW: Trump’s FEMA administrator just sent out an email ordering all employees to stop sending things to the media without prior authorization. It was immediately sent to me by a FEMA employee without prior authorization to share with you.
Better headline: Republicans refuse to fund FEMA, TSA and CISA during their DHS shutdown.
March 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Better headline: Republicans refuse to fund FEMA, TSA and CISA during their DHS shutdown.
🚨 FEMA is being gutted. Former FEMA official Rafael Lemaitre warns:
“The diversion of dollars away from FEMA and towards mass deportations erodes trust… and when disasters strike, lives are at stake.”
“The diversion of dollars away from FEMA and towards mass deportations erodes trust… and when disasters strike, lives are at stake.”
September 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
🚨 FEMA is being gutted. Former FEMA official Rafael Lemaitre warns:
“The diversion of dollars away from FEMA and towards mass deportations erodes trust… and when disasters strike, lives are at stake.”
“The diversion of dollars away from FEMA and towards mass deportations erodes trust… and when disasters strike, lives are at stake.”
CNN is reporting the FEMA response was delayed 3 days because of Noem’s cost controls, and FEMA officials were “taken aback” by how limited the agency’s response was.
July 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
CNN is reporting the FEMA response was delayed 3 days because of Noem’s cost controls, and FEMA officials were “taken aback” by how limited the agency’s response was.
Californians are still rebuilding and recovering after the devastating 2025 Los Angeles wildfires.
I'm glad FEMA has finally heeded to our calls to release urgently needed financial assistance through the Disaster Case Management Program.
I'm glad FEMA has finally heeded to our calls to release urgently needed financial assistance through the Disaster Case Management Program.
After weeks of pressure from myself, @repbradsherman.bsky.social, @schiff.senate.gov, & @padilla.senate.gov, FEMA FINALLY released $6.6M for the DCMP, the lifeline thousands of Southern California wildfire survivors depend on to navigate the red tape standing between them and rebuilding.
October 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Californians are still rebuilding and recovering after the devastating 2025 Los Angeles wildfires.
I'm glad FEMA has finally heeded to our calls to release urgently needed financial assistance through the Disaster Case Management Program.
I'm glad FEMA has finally heeded to our calls to release urgently needed financial assistance through the Disaster Case Management Program.
FEMA employee on leave describes "culture of fear “ among agency employee
August 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
FEMA employee on leave describes "culture of fear “ among agency employee
Well, well, well. The Acting FEMA Administrator said eliminating FEMA wasn’t in the best interest of the American people — and guess what?!?! They FIRED him. I guess that’s what happens when you stand up to your power-hungry “boss”.
Fired FEMA chief threatened to quit weeks ago
Cameron Hamilton, the acting disaster chief, appeared to contradict Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem by defending the agency on Wednesday.
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May 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Well, well, well. The Acting FEMA Administrator said eliminating FEMA wasn’t in the best interest of the American people — and guess what?!?! They FIRED him. I guess that’s what happens when you stand up to your power-hungry “boss”.
New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT
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New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT
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These are the Republicans who voted against FEMA funding two weeks ago
October 7, 2024 at 6:41 PM
These are the Republicans who voted against FEMA funding two weeks ago
Just now in presser on SoCal wildfires, FEMA Regional Administrator advises for those affected please register for assistance these ways:
* Go to disasterassistance.gov
* Download the FEMA app
* Call (800) 621-3362
* Go to disasterassistance.gov
* Download the FEMA app
* Call (800) 621-3362
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January 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just now in presser on SoCal wildfires, FEMA Regional Administrator advises for those affected please register for assistance these ways:
* Go to disasterassistance.gov
* Download the FEMA app
* Call (800) 621-3362
* Go to disasterassistance.gov
* Download the FEMA app
* Call (800) 621-3362
Breaking: DHS is threatening FEMA funds unless election rules change.
He is holding American citizens hostage.
He is holding American citizens hostage.
July 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Breaking: DHS is threatening FEMA funds unless election rules change.
He is holding American citizens hostage.
He is holding American citizens hostage.
FEMA still hasn’t approved most disaster aid for Texans hit by this year’s July floods www.texastribune.org/2026/08/28/t...
FEMA hasn’t approved most disaster aid for July Texas floods
The six-week wait for approval fits a pattern
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August 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM
FEMA still hasn’t approved most disaster aid for Texans hit by this year’s July floods www.texastribune.org/2026/08/28/t...