"Financial services"
September 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
"Financial services"
Show some gratitude to the financial geniuses in the White House, America!
April 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Show some gratitude to the financial geniuses in the White House, America!
put me on cnbc, I am the financial analyst now
I think you’re underestimating the western world’s willingness to tell us to fuck off right now.
May 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
put me on cnbc, I am the financial analyst now
New Financial Report Finds Economy Invincible Forever This Time
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January 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Financial Report Finds Economy Invincible Forever This Time
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Edward Luce in the Financial Times about Musk:
June 13, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Edward Luce in the Financial Times about Musk:
Financial decision. Sure yeah right.
July 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Financial decision. Sure yeah right.
Trump on Iran War:
Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?
Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation
Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?
Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation
May 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Trump on Iran War:
Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?
Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation
Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?
Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation
Put me in the financial news category. Your posts are the best
Hey guys, late night question.
I know I am posting more politics here than financial markets given the current administration and transition.
Should I keep doing so here? What would you guys want to see on Bluesky?
I know I am posting more politics here than financial markets given the current administration and transition.
Should I keep doing so here? What would you guys want to see on Bluesky?
January 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Put me in the financial news category. Your posts are the best
hrothgar make wise financial investments :)
January 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
hrothgar make wise financial investments :)
Reality check.
Thank you, Financial Times.
Thank you, Financial Times.
February 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Reality check.
Thank you, Financial Times.
Thank you, Financial Times.
Via Wolf Financial:
September 26, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Via Wolf Financial:
Tosta after the 2008 financial crisis
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Tosta after the 2008 financial crisis
Real Presidential Leadership focuses on the majority.......not the financial elite.......
May 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Real Presidential Leadership focuses on the majority.......not the financial elite.......
Colbert has the highest ratings of any late night host.
"Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.
"Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.
July 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Colbert has the highest ratings of any late night host.
"Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.
"Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.
UK wants the complete unredacted Epstein files.
Why? Because there is more in them than sex trafficking.
There are financial crimes to the point of traitorous financial crimes.
Why? Because there is more in them than sex trafficking.
There are financial crimes to the point of traitorous financial crimes.
March 26, 2026 at 1:37 AM
UK wants the complete unredacted Epstein files.
Why? Because there is more in them than sex trafficking.
There are financial crimes to the point of traitorous financial crimes.
Why? Because there is more in them than sex trafficking.
There are financial crimes to the point of traitorous financial crimes.
Everyday I think about the fact that iceland jailed the people responsible for their financial crisis
April 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Everyday I think about the fact that iceland jailed the people responsible for their financial crisis
Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country.
Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high.
Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record.
Noticing a pattern?
Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high.
Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record.
Noticing a pattern?
August 21, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country.
Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high.
Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record.
Noticing a pattern?
Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high.
Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record.
Noticing a pattern?
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/
October 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/
It turns out a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and financial fraudster does not make for a good President.
April 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It turns out a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and financial fraudster does not make for a good President.
FINANCIAL WOES CAUSED BY THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF!!!
BREAKING: The Kennedy Center board votes to close over financial woes and branding dispute with President Trump, AP sources say.
Live updates: Trump goes after Supreme Court for rejecting his push to restrict mail ballots
President Donald Trump criticized the Supreme Court on Tuesday after it rejected his push to let the US Postal Service restrict mail-in voting in this year’s midterm elections.
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September 15, 2026 at 6:28 PM
FINANCIAL WOES CAUSED BY THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF!!!
very excited for what will likely be The Monday of (Financial) Doom
April 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
very excited for what will likely be The Monday of (Financial) Doom
Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country.
Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high.
Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record.
Noticing a pattern?
Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high.
Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record.
Noticing a pattern?
August 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country.
Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high.
Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record.
Noticing a pattern?
Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high.
Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record.
Noticing a pattern?
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/
September 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/
PSA: They’re killing the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau because it protects you from them.
February 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
PSA: They’re killing the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau because it protects you from them.