BOOKMARKED!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
BOOKMARKED!!
Dear Monster Energy I have market tested Flrt. Here are the results.
-Flrt sounds like an onomatopoeia for a wet fart. People will call it flart.
-Cis Women/queer folk are already big fans of your drinks they don't need fem coded cans.
- the flrt flavors sound yummy. Just make them regular monsters
-Flrt sounds like an onomatopoeia for a wet fart. People will call it flart.
-Cis Women/queer folk are already big fans of your drinks they don't need fem coded cans.
- the flrt flavors sound yummy. Just make them regular monsters
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Dear Monster Energy I have market tested Flrt. Here are the results.
-Flrt sounds like an onomatopoeia for a wet fart. People will call it flart.
-Cis Women/queer folk are already big fans of your drinks they don't need fem coded cans.
- the flrt flavors sound yummy. Just make them regular monsters
-Flrt sounds like an onomatopoeia for a wet fart. People will call it flart.
-Cis Women/queer folk are already big fans of your drinks they don't need fem coded cans.
- the flrt flavors sound yummy. Just make them regular monsters
Please can someone FLRT in my mouth
Oh so we’re just naming shit anything these days huh
April 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Please can someone FLRT in my mouth
I mean, flrt can still work, even if not as intended.
September 27, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I mean, flrt can still work, even if not as intended.
I find FLRT offensive, and I’m a dude. patronising, maybe? because Monster: Raw edition would be hilarious and sell out
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I find FLRT offensive, and I’m a dude. patronising, maybe? because Monster: Raw edition would be hilarious and sell out
The real monster is the creator of "FLRT."
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The real monster is the creator of "FLRT."
Spilling FLRT all over myself and cleaning it up with Dude Wipes
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Spilling FLRT all over myself and cleaning it up with Dude Wipes
Calling it flrt and putting a flower on it is so patronising that I am actively repulsed tbh.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Calling it flrt and putting a flower on it is so patronising that I am actively repulsed tbh.
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September 27, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Just give me my Ultra Strawberry Dreams and let me turn into a bimbo with heart disease in PEACE.
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Just give me my Ultra Strawberry Dreams and let me turn into a bimbo with heart disease in PEACE.
Monster: FLRT, get it? because women be flirtin'
Me: FLART. because me be fartin
Me: FLART. because me be fartin
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Monster: FLRT, get it? because women be flirtin'
Me: FLART. because me be fartin
Me: FLART. because me be fartin
I found FLRT!!
May 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I found FLRT!!
i hate making predictions like this because it feels so bad if you end up eating shit on them but i honestly don't see how this is anything but a marketing and branding disaster for the ages about to happen
sporked.com/article/mons...
sporked.com/article/mons...
Monster Energy…for Women? Here’s Insider Details About New FLRT
FLRT is Monster’s attempt at an Alani Nu killer.
sporked.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i hate making predictions like this because it feels so bad if you end up eating shit on them but i honestly don't see how this is anything but a marketing and branding disaster for the ages about to happen
sporked.com/article/mons...
sporked.com/article/mons...
really kind of a unisex drink but not as aggressively marketed to men as red bull or rockstar. maybe flrt is meant to target a younger demographic but i think young women drink monster anyway
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
really kind of a unisex drink but not as aggressively marketed to men as red bull or rockstar. maybe flrt is meant to target a younger demographic but i think young women drink monster anyway
I just can’t get over how they named it “flrt” which I know is supposed to read like flirt but really sounds like the sound of a fart
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I just can’t get over how they named it “flrt” which I know is supposed to read like flirt but really sounds like the sound of a fart
If you flrt with me irl then I will not be able to flirt back, I will have such an autism moment that you'll think I am having a seizure
March 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If you flrt with me irl then I will not be able to flirt back, I will have such an autism moment that you'll think I am having a seizure
FLRT will likely cost more than Monster for “reasons” (pink tax)
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
FLRT will likely cost more than Monster for “reasons” (pink tax)
I’d drink the energy drink named FLRT and it’s okay I never deserved y’all’s respect in the first place
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’d drink the energy drink named FLRT and it’s okay I never deserved y’all’s respect in the first place
no listen I'm sorry I'm sorry but this is insanely funny to me. what the fuck do you mean they needed a Girl-Coded Monster so they called it FLRT and drew some fucking lavender flowers on the side of the can in magic marker, in the year of our lord 2025.
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
no listen I'm sorry I'm sorry but this is insanely funny to me. what the fuck do you mean they needed a Girl-Coded Monster so they called it FLRT and drew some fucking lavender flowers on the side of the can in magic marker, in the year of our lord 2025.
So if monster is for femboys.
Then, by logic , FLRT is for tomgirls
Then, by logic , FLRT is for tomgirls
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So if monster is for femboys.
Then, by logic , FLRT is for tomgirls
Then, by logic , FLRT is for tomgirls
FLRT… the Virginia Slims of energy drinks.
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
FLRT… the Virginia Slims of energy drinks.
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FLRT is the most messy alt onomatopoeia ass name, who approved this
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
FLRT is the most messy alt onomatopoeia ass name, who approved this