#FOODS
HINT: TAYLOR FOODS OF CALIFORNIA....
April 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Good morning to everyone who believes that you can eat dinner foods for breakfast (and breakfast foods for dinner), and to them only.
September 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
‘Taylor Foods of California’...👇

Enjoy. 😎✨
April 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"I watches and helps just in case you have foods to share".
April 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Reminder: Amazon Blackout—starting tomorrow.

Amazon ❌, Whole Foods ❌ off the to-do list!
March 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i laughed at my own foods until i got lightheaded
May 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
B & D Foods
Henning, MN
September 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Oh, look! Explosive diarrhea is 50% off at Whole Foods.
July 22, 2026 at 10:51 PM
We label “organic” foods as if they’re something different.

We’re doing it backwards.

We should label foods that are processed as they are what’s unnatural.
April 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
corn water tower, seneca foods, route 14, rochester, minnesota, 1988
September 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Heads up:

Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names:

Marketside (sold at Walmart)

Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms)

Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods)

Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh.

AVOID ALL OF THEM
July 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Endwalker Foods :]
September 18, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Thousands of DC residents chanting “fuck Jeff Bezos” outside of the P Street Whole Foods
August 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Aldi CEO Chased Off From Whole Foods Dumpsters https://theonion.com/aldi-ceo-chased-off-from-whole-foods-dumpsters/
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
August 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
at least the foods free
March 16, 2026 at 9:49 PM
May all your bacon burn 🔥 Ghibli Foods #fanart
November 7, 2024 at 11:38 PM
The fact that the same Taylor Farms products sold at Walmart are packaged under different names and sold at Whole Foods proves that Jeff Bezos is scamming you into thinking you get superior produce a his far more pricey Whole Foods.
August 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
It takes 3 minutes! 🍜 Ghibli Foods #fanart
November 8, 2024 at 1:25 PM
EAT THE RICH
April 7, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Ghibli Foods 🥬 sketch #WIP
October 19, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls https://theonion.com/trembling-rfk-jr-tells-dominatrix-to-use-processed-foods-on-his-balls/
August 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes
Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes
MIAMI—Asserting that many differing perspectives on the fruit were readily available online, billionaire Jeff Bezos reportedly sent a note to staff at the Amazon-owned Whole Foods this week strictly f...
theonion.com
February 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
gitched sign + one of those pointless TikTok-style ads = unintentional cyberpunk at the Whole Foods
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 AM