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mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Bleeding Dinette Set. Free OBO. Local pickup only.
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August 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Naughty Nightstand. Free OBO. Guaranteed money maker. Pickup only, no prudes.
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August 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Cursed Couch. Free OBO. Non-local pickup only.
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August 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Sanctimonious TV Tray. Free OBO. Pickup Preferred, shipping only available to the fine residents of Saskatchewan🍁.
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August 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Mirror Chair. Free OBO. Pickup Only
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August 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Identical Ceiling Fan. I loved that dang ceiling fan, curse my kids for breaking it. Pickup only- bring tools.
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September 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
bbulpett.bsky.social
New York photo of the day.
Manhattan.
94°F (34° C), partly cloudy, hazy.
#NYC #City #Summer #HeatWave #Alley #Graffiti #StreetArt #Art #FreeFurniture
Daytime scene in the middle of a random back alley in a large city, facing a large, old building where a fancy art gallery is located; the outside of the building is a gallery of its own, as the walls are covered with layers of good-quality graffiti; although some of the graffiti pieces have been wrecked by random tags, they still add color and character to the alley; most notably, at the center of this scene, is a small throwup of the word "Nitasha" with a heart dotting the letter "I"; above the graffiti are the windows of the art gallery, and standing in front of it, on the sidewalk, are two city trash bins and an old leather chair, seemingly in good condition, but missing its bottom cushion; all over the floor is some scattered sawdust and the street, although free of loose trash, is in need of a sweeping.
July 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Infinite Bookshelf. Free OBO. Helicopter pickup only.
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August 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Perfect Pizza. I cannot put a price on perfection. Pickup only, delivery not available in your timeline.
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Well folks, I did it again! I don’t know if it’s my kitchen setup, the pots, pans, and utensils I’m using, my location on earth, the position of the planets & stars, the arrangement of atoms in my body, my use of a particular toothpaste or deodorant, the car I drive, the company I keep, the company I run, the course of Hyde BIOTICS I’m taking, or what, but I have once again produced the perfect, Aristotelian Ideal Pizza! Or is it Platonic? Socratic? I can’t keep them straight.
September 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
gobdad.bsky.social
Moving Update:

We just donated a shit ton of stuff to our local thrift store.
One item they couldn't take was our 3 seater couch.

If anyone in the Tallahassee [FL] area wants it...
It's free for pick up!

If you're interested, just DM me honestly. 💙

#Moving #FreeFurniture #Tallahassee #DownSizing
3 seater brown fake leather couch with dark brown seat cushion covers. Sturdy/Still in good condition. [seats are just somewhat worn down; hence the cushion covers]
April 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- All Hail the King Bed👑Free OBO. Pickup by gilded, horse-drawn carriage only.
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August 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Crying Credenza. Free OBO. I'll pay you to take it, but don't you dare try to bring it back.
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August 21, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- In case it wasn't clear, the kitchen table 𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑒𝑠 are free. The table and chairs are $100 OBO.
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The cost of beef and gas. The cost of healthcare. The effects of global climate change. Wealth inequality. Sports. Weather. Popular music. Traffic. The line at the airport. The new Spider-Man movie. Hopes and dreams for the future. Regrets of the past. Can I leave the table now? I’ve finished my food and have a project to get to. Thanks dad, love you mom. The issues are free, table & chairs not included.
September 26, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Just a Café Set. I will deliver to a café owner looking for a business partner. Central California locations only!
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When I ordered this café set off of Amazing I was so excited! I have always dreamt of opening a cozy little café somewhere nice like Bakersfield or Fresno, so you can imagine my surprise when it turned out to be just a small table and two chairs! Amazone really ought to put a disclaimer on their listing, something like ‘café building, staff, and inventory not included’ or ‘includes only a chair, a table, and another chair.’ Free if you own a café and want a business partner.
August 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Eavesdropping Radio. You'd think having a direct connection to any conversation going on anywere in the world would be thrilling, but no. Everyone is so BORING. Free if you don't mind the potential espionage charges.
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You know how most radios have two settings: AM & FM. Well, this one has a third setting SM, which apparently stands for Surveillance Modulation. Here’s the thing though, no on is saying anything interesting, ever! Not even the hot goss with worth listening to for more than a minute or so. I didn’t even hear a single thing from government officials that would be worth selling to a foreign power! Pickup only if you don’t mind the chance of committing some light treason.
September 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Moving out sale. See details below, but take care to not look too closely, for when you look at the FREE FURNITURE ad, it also looks at you.
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August 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Stalking Stool. Free OBO. Will Ship, but only to people with good reflexes and/or single story homes.
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This stool is a menace. Sometimes, I turn around and it’s there. I can't quite prove it, but I swear, when I go to work, it waits behind the door just so it can trip me. But it must chicken out because when I return home, it is back in its spot. At night, I’ll catch a glimpse of it at the top of the stairs, cutting a mean silhouette, but when I turn to get a better look, it’s gone. Free. Will Ship. Best suited for single story homes and people with good reflexes.
August 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Yellow Submarine. Don't fall for the hype, the ocean is cold, dark, mostly empty, and trying to kill you at all times. Free OBO.
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When I bought this, I was sure me and my four best friends/bandmates would go on all sorts of amazing, psychedelic adventures. Turns out that the ocean is dark, cold, and mostly empty, and the deeper you go, the more it’s trying to kill you. Plus, the submarine is cramped and there’s this constant ‘PING-PING-PING’ going on all the time. They say the best days of a boat owner’s life is the day you buy it and the day you sell it, that goes triple for submarines.
September 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Just a set of dishes I don't use anymore. Free OBO. Pickup only, and if you don't mind sticking around for a few minutes, I would love to chat. Thanks!
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I was warned when I left for college and was on my own for the first time that I would gain a few pounds, the ‘freshmen 15’ is what I think they call it. Well, I did, and then some, along with 15 new friends, 15 acquaintances, 15 rivals, and 15 sworn enemies. My life has never been richer and more exciting! I don’t know if the other stuff is typical, but I highly recommend going to college just for the experience of gaining 15 pounds.
September 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Time Machine. Will give only to a troubled teen with a good heart who wants to make things right again.
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I own a custom skateboard shop, and while I was outside testing this new design, I was hit by a bolt of lightning. I’m fine, though my brain can hook directly up to my iPhone via Bluetooth now, but the skateboard now jumps forward or backward through time when you do tricks. The more gnarly the trick, the further in time it sends the rider. I’m too busy filling orders to use it, so I’m looking for a scrappy kid with a good heart to give this skateboard to. Maybe they can do some good with it.
August 29, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Desk & Chair from a different timeline. The business I ran sitting at this desk made money but hurt people in the process. Free OBO. Will deliver to a charity or youth center.
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I turned my small business into a multibillion-dollar empire sitting at this desk. I thought that I was a good person, and even though I had to bulldoze the skate park to make a parking lot, it was just business. You can’t make an omelet, etc. Then some kid comes along from the future with a time travelling skateboard and reset the timeline! For some reason I’m the only one who remembers what I did and I’m afraid if I sit down at this desk again, I’ll make all the same choices again.
August 27, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- DIY Nuclear Reactor. Warning: unless you are ready for a ton of red tape and regular visits from regulatory inspectors and the possibility of spending years in jail, you should pass on this. Free OBO. Bring your own Giger counter and radiation suit.
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It turns out this backyard DIY project was totally illegal and I’ve sparked an international incident that my lawyer assures me WILL land me with serious time in prison. I’ve sold the radioactive stuff to a fellow DIY science type in Hill Valley, now all I have to do is unload the structure itself. You can either take over the deed to the land or move the structure piecemeal, just be ready for loads of red tape and regular visits from international nuclear inspectors.
September 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Flock of Pool Floaties. Doubling in number daily. I will pay the first hundred people to take at least one, but whatever you do, DO NOT FEED IT, the fate of our world depends on it! Pickup only.
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This flamingo floatie showed up in my pool a couple weeks ago and I felt sorry for it, so I fed it. The next day there were 2, the day after that 4, then 8, then 16, then 32, and if I don’t do something fast, the entire neighborhood will be nothing but flamingo floaties. I will pay the first hundred people to take at least one, but whatever you do, DO NOT FEED IT, the fate of our world depends on it! Pickup only.
September 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- My rock band Jimothy and the Trash Bandits will pay you to play your event. Satisfaction guaranteed!
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My band Broadcast Signal Interruption is now available for parties and special events! My friends & I formed Five Dollar Footlong just to jam out, but we’ve actually gotten pretty good. We play pop covers, polka, swamp rock, and dilly jazz. You can check us out at Naughty_Nightstand.com or find us on InstaChat @dutyfreeshoptheband or on ThreadSky @majorseismicactivtytheband
September 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
mr-wanderson42.bsky.social
FREE FURNITURE- Relativistic Automobile. Buyer's with huge egos need not apply. Free OBO. Pickup only- Flatbed truck recommended.
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September 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM