I was told there would be freeggs. where are the freeggs?!

I, GALLOPINGINKBLOT, AM JUST FINE WITH #GCN BEING THE #NEWLEADER OFTHE #FREEWORLD. I WANT #FREEHEALTHCARE! DON'T YOU?
I WANT #FREEPUDDING! DON'T YOU? I WANT #FREECHILDCARE! DON'T YOU? I WANT #FREEGGS! DON'T YOU? I DON'T NEED HAIRGEL, BUT I WANT #GAVIN_C_NEWSOME TO HAVE IT! HOLLAH IF YOU DO TOO! 👋