I FUCKING WON
A cop shot a girl in the eye at a protest. She won a million-dollar verdict at trial and the judge wiped it out on qualified immunity. Now I'm trying to get it back for her.
September 16, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I FUCKING WON
Every fucking MAGA cultist who fucking assured me that Trump had no fucking plans whatsoever to implement fucking Project 2025 can go fuck themselves.
January 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Every fucking MAGA cultist who fucking assured me that Trump had no fucking plans whatsoever to implement fucking Project 2025 can go fuck themselves.
Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane
November 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane
Elect a fucking clown, expect a fucking circus
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Elect a fucking clown, expect a fucking circus
Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
December 29, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
Boo fucking hoo, you shitbox.
Rudy Giuliani: the reality is I have no cash. Right now, if I want to call a taxi, I can't do it. I don't have a credit card; I don't have a checking account. I have no place I can go take cash out, except a little bit that I saved but its getting down to almost nothing
November 26, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Boo fucking hoo, you shitbox.
ELON DID A FUCKING NAZI SALUTE AND THAT IS NOT FUCKING OK
January 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
ELON DID A FUCKING NAZI SALUTE AND THAT IS NOT FUCKING OK
I’m so fucking tired of hearing about Trump every fucking day..
February 27, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I’m so fucking tired of hearing about Trump every fucking day..
I would rather fucking kill myself
I wonder if anyone at The Onion has trained an LLM on the entire Onion archives and set it loose.
September 18, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I would rather fucking kill myself
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
Let’s fucking go???
Pritzker calls for mass protests and disruption - “Republicans cannot know a moment of peace,” he says, swaying their portraits will one day be put in museums “reserved for tyrants and traitors”
April 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Let’s fucking go???
Fucking brownshirts
BREAKING: Evanston police confirm a U.S. citizen was briefly detained by federal agents Sunday morning near Howard and Dodge before being released
The man was taken to the hospital for injuries to his head, neck and teeth after agents drove off
The man was taken to the hospital for injuries to his head, neck and teeth after agents drove off
Federal agents detained U.S. citizen Sunday morning - Evanston Now
Police chief says officers responded to a man with injuries to head, neck and teeth on Howard and made contact with agents involved.
evanstonnow.com
September 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Fucking brownshirts
Every fucking day.
February 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Every fucking day.
I fucking LOVE it!
December 16, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I fucking LOVE it!
I’m so fucking mad. And so fucking ashamed.
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m so fucking mad. And so fucking ashamed.
This evil fucking turtle wants to whine about the politicization of judges?
Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.
Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.
December 3, 2024 at 11:14 PM
This evil fucking turtle wants to whine about the politicization of judges?
Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.
Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.
What a fucking moron.
November 30, 2024 at 7:00 PM
What a fucking moron.
This is so fucking good
May 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This is so fucking good
are you fucking serious
newsom and bonta should be raked over the fucking coals for settling
newsom and bonta should be raked over the fucking coals for settling
Welp.
According to Semafor, David Ellison has discussed bringing Elon Musk on as an investor in Paramount's merger with Warner Bros., which could mean Musk could have a stake in CBS News and CNN.
www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
According to Semafor, David Ellison has discussed bringing Elon Musk on as an investor in Paramount's merger with Warner Bros., which could mean Musk could have a stake in CBS News and CNN.
www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
Exclusive: Paramount weighs tapping Musk for equity investment
A cash injection from SpaceX billionaire Elon Musk could reduce investor Larry Ellison’s financial burden and bolster the deal’s investor base.
www.semafor.com
September 23, 2026 at 4:51 PM
are you fucking serious
newsom and bonta should be raked over the fucking coals for settling
newsom and bonta should be raked over the fucking coals for settling
November 19, 2024 at 11:17 PM
my feed today:
apple: it’s fucking over
microsoft: it’s fucking over
supreme court: it’s fucking over
video game devs: it’s fucking over
Wario64: undertale $2.49 on steam rn
apple: it’s fucking over
microsoft: it’s fucking over
supreme court: it’s fucking over
video game devs: it’s fucking over
Wario64: undertale $2.49 on steam rn
June 25, 2026 at 5:57 PM
my feed today:
apple: it’s fucking over
microsoft: it’s fucking over
supreme court: it’s fucking over
video game devs: it’s fucking over
Wario64: undertale $2.49 on steam rn
apple: it’s fucking over
microsoft: it’s fucking over
supreme court: it’s fucking over
video game devs: it’s fucking over
Wario64: undertale $2.49 on steam rn
THIS, ALL FUCKING DAY.
January 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
THIS, ALL FUCKING DAY.