hey
dive facefirst into his sweaty pits
dive facefirst into his sweaty pits
you're gonna smell like him for weeks... that's what you meant when you said you wanted an autograph right?
let this be a celebration for my comic's release as well as a biceptember piece :3 #barawerewolfart
let this be a celebration for my comic's release as well as a biceptember piece :3 #barawerewolfart
September 22, 2026 at 1:34 PM
hey
dive facefirst into his sweaty pits
dive facefirst into his sweaty pits
jumped straight into the A-gap facefirst
Someone comes out of the gate and immediately asks Giants GM Joe Schoen if he regrets not re-signing Saquon Barkley
February 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
jumped straight into the A-gap facefirst
digby tries to put on his underwear and falls over
March 21, 2026 at 4:29 AM
digby tries to put on his underwear and falls over
He was attempting to catheterize himself but he relied on ChatGPT for instructions and the resulting pain caused him to pass out and fall facefirst into his voice-activated urinal
Elon Musk appears to have a shiner. What's it from? (Wrong answers only)
May 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He was attempting to catheterize himself but he relied on ChatGPT for instructions and the resulting pain caused him to pass out and fall facefirst into his voice-activated urinal
(runs into the room a day late, slamming facefirst into a wall) DID SOMEONE SAY HANDS
July 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
(runs into the room a day late, slamming facefirst into a wall) DID SOMEONE SAY HANDS
Sometimes you just see someone with a real cute face and want them inside of you, all of them, facefirst❣️
February 28, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Sometimes you just see someone with a real cute face and want them inside of you, all of them, facefirst❣️
Me when I run facefirst into a spider web
September 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Me when I run facefirst into a spider web
Catching a distracted glance and I fall facefirst onto the treadmill
September 22, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Catching a distracted glance and I fall facefirst onto the treadmill
This is an Aussie rappel. Facefirst and looking straight down.
February 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is an Aussie rappel. Facefirst and looking straight down.
Today I turned 26!
February 6, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Today I turned 26!
grew up watching videos of South Korean students running facefirst into riot cops, would not tug that particular lion's tail for any amount of money in the world
December 3, 2024 at 3:32 PM
grew up watching videos of South Korean students running facefirst into riot cops, would not tug that particular lion's tail for any amount of money in the world
Ohhh noooo Giri's falling!
She's fallen facefirst into Gabbie's crotch!
She's... Blowing him?
She's fallen facefirst into Gabbie's crotch!
She's... Blowing him?
August 31, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Ohhh noooo Giri's falling!
She's fallen facefirst into Gabbie's crotch!
She's... Blowing him?
She's fallen facefirst into Gabbie's crotch!
She's... Blowing him?
On October 23, Jerry Falwell's Liberty University was 5-0 in football. And then, ever since stumbling facefirst into the buzzsaw of wokeness that is the Kennesaw State Owls, they are a perfectly redistributed 3-3
November 30, 2024 at 12:09 AM
On October 23, Jerry Falwell's Liberty University was 5-0 in football. And then, ever since stumbling facefirst into the buzzsaw of wokeness that is the Kennesaw State Owls, they are a perfectly redistributed 3-3
friend of a friend got shot in the back of the head with a potato cannon and went facefirst into fresh manure in the garden
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
February 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
friend of a friend got shot in the back of the head with a potato cannon and went facefirst into fresh manure in the garden
i dont know dude. getting fucked facefirst into a bed and hearing 'does this make the little knight feel chivalrous? does this make the little knight feel brave?' is sort of doing it for me
June 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i dont know dude. getting fucked facefirst into a bed and hearing 'does this make the little knight feel chivalrous? does this make the little knight feel brave?' is sort of doing it for me
running facefirst into a sign pole, the good 4:15 pm wobbles, a traffic hazard on foot type levels
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
running facefirst into a sign pole, the good 4:15 pm wobbles, a traffic hazard on foot type levels
The new Moneyball is diving facefirst into the bottom of another guy's foot.
February 25, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The new Moneyball is diving facefirst into the bottom of another guy's foot.
like if I saw someone who looks like sephiroth trip facefirst into a puddle of mud I think I'd get so hard I'd pass out
April 18, 2026 at 8:20 PM
like if I saw someone who looks like sephiroth trip facefirst into a puddle of mud I think I'd get so hard I'd pass out
What’s more embarrassing, that they tripped facefirst into the ankle-high bar they had to clear, or that it presumably won’t matter at all
May 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
What’s more embarrassing, that they tripped facefirst into the ankle-high bar they had to clear, or that it presumably won’t matter at all
big wheezy prince, facefirst in a trough, needing to clear out every last bite before he can even think about getting his o2 tank back 😗
May 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
big wheezy prince, facefirst in a trough, needing to clear out every last bite before he can even think about getting his o2 tank back 😗
the silksong experience:
1. diving into spikes (misjudged the angle)
2. running facefirst into enemies (misjudged forward momentum)
3. diving facefirst into enemies (misjudged distance)
4. running into spikes (forgot there were spikes)
1. diving into spikes (misjudged the angle)
2. running facefirst into enemies (misjudged forward momentum)
3. diving facefirst into enemies (misjudged distance)
4. running into spikes (forgot there were spikes)
September 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
the silksong experience:
1. diving into spikes (misjudged the angle)
2. running facefirst into enemies (misjudged forward momentum)
3. diving facefirst into enemies (misjudged distance)
4. running into spikes (forgot there were spikes)
1. diving into spikes (misjudged the angle)
2. running facefirst into enemies (misjudged forward momentum)
3. diving facefirst into enemies (misjudged distance)
4. running into spikes (forgot there were spikes)
thank u all... i love metroid
one day samus will be able to rest and not be hurtled facefirst into a conflict days after the previous one
one day samus will be able to rest and not be hurtled facefirst into a conflict days after the previous one
February 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
thank u all... i love metroid
one day samus will be able to rest and not be hurtled facefirst into a conflict days after the previous one
one day samus will be able to rest and not be hurtled facefirst into a conflict days after the previous one
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July 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
🥳 My 3-Year Porniversary Sale! 🥳
Don't miss 30% OFF for new & expired Wildlings. Dive facefirst into 170+ of my hairy, full-length videos with NO PPV! 😈
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Im pulled facefirst into the preds throat, its grip tightening around my head as it swallows again and again. I can feel the tongue sliding against my chest, and with every gulp, the surrounding muscles press in. A steady, gentle squeeze that slowly forces the air from my lungs.
February 26, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Im pulled facefirst into the preds throat, its grip tightening around my head as it swallows again and again. I can feel the tongue sliding against my chest, and with every gulp, the surrounding muscles press in. A steady, gentle squeeze that slowly forces the air from my lungs.