Girl your facialist HATES you
Erika Kirk: Viral Charlie clips lack context, late husband "shouldn't be deteriorated to two sentences."
Erika Kirk: Viral Charlie clips lack context, late husband "shouldn't be deteriorated to two sentences"
The CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk will air Saturday at 8 p.m. ET/PT on CBS.
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December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Girl your facialist HATES you
Facialist literally said “what aging?” so happy birthday to me
October 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Facialist literally said “what aging?” so happy birthday to me
credit where it's due: Brady Quinn's facialist, drop a product list would you
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
credit where it's due: Brady Quinn's facialist, drop a product list would you
I have struggled to get competent healthcare my entire life, across my lifetime's various income brackets.
GLP-1s are the first and ONLY drug that every doctor, NP, phlebotomist, facialist have pushed on me. No info-seeking from me. No appointment. Just constant offers to give me GLP-1s.
GLP-1s are the first and ONLY drug that every doctor, NP, phlebotomist, facialist have pushed on me. No info-seeking from me. No appointment. Just constant offers to give me GLP-1s.
Walk into an urgent care and you have to opt out of a GLP-1 conversation katemanne.substack.com/p/a-woman-wa...
A Woman Walks Into an Urgent Care
And the one screening question is: would you like a GLP-1 with that?
katemanne.substack.com
May 22, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I have struggled to get competent healthcare my entire life, across my lifetime's various income brackets.
GLP-1s are the first and ONLY drug that every doctor, NP, phlebotomist, facialist have pushed on me. No info-seeking from me. No appointment. Just constant offers to give me GLP-1s.
GLP-1s are the first and ONLY drug that every doctor, NP, phlebotomist, facialist have pushed on me. No info-seeking from me. No appointment. Just constant offers to give me GLP-1s.
not sure my new facialist is a licensed esthetician
September 28, 2024 at 6:49 PM
not sure my new facialist is a licensed esthetician
Queen Camilla’s facialist: Camilla is a ‘beautiful person’ with ‘incredibly young skin’ www.celebitchy.com/907009/
January 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Queen Camilla’s facialist: Camilla is a ‘beautiful person’ with ‘incredibly young skin’ www.celebitchy.com/907009/
A tv ad just told me to "Become your own super facialist at home every day". Every day? Well I can try
January 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
A tv ad just told me to "Become your own super facialist at home every day". Every day? Well I can try
Facialist: this is my student, she's learning to do lashes. Can she do a set on you for free?
Me: sure, why not?
(Because you have a rugby match the next day, you spoon)
Oh well. They'll look great in the scrum.
Me: sure, why not?
(Because you have a rugby match the next day, you spoon)
Oh well. They'll look great in the scrum.
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Facialist: this is my student, she's learning to do lashes. Can she do a set on you for free?
Me: sure, why not?
(Because you have a rugby match the next day, you spoon)
Oh well. They'll look great in the scrum.
Me: sure, why not?
(Because you have a rugby match the next day, you spoon)
Oh well. They'll look great in the scrum.
This guy stiffs his facialist.
with Charlie's Angels hair, pretty much any truly grating soft rock hits of the 70s could conceivably come out of this face
July 18, 2024 at 2:42 AM
This guy stiffs his facialist.
my facialist said I must work out everyday because my back is broad. thats some upselling skills right there!
February 7, 2026 at 1:20 AM
my facialist said I must work out everyday because my back is broad. thats some upselling skills right there!
Thetan alert! tonyortega.substack.com/p/ny-post-ex...
NY Post exposes celebrity facialist as a Scientologist — here's more to consider
The New York Post on Thursday published a great investigative expose of Joanna Vargas, a famous facialist to the stars.
tonyortega.substack.com
April 20, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Thetan alert! tonyortega.substack.com/p/ny-post-ex...
The Facialist sounds like a career ending Jason Statham film.
September 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Facialist sounds like a career ending Jason Statham film.
Facialist is like a fascist mixed with a racialist.
September 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Facialist is like a fascist mixed with a racialist.
Ahem! Facialist should've gone to Specsavers, maybe?
As they say in Glasgow:
"She's got mair wrinkles than an Elephant's foreskin"
"She's got mair wrinkles than an Elephant's foreskin"
January 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ahem! Facialist should've gone to Specsavers, maybe?
My friend who goes to the same facial spa as me said the facialist is not supposed to give me a full on chest massage and I'm like
Sorry that my eyes are down here
Sorry that my eyes are down here
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My friend who goes to the same facial spa as me said the facialist is not supposed to give me a full on chest massage and I'm like
Sorry that my eyes are down here
Sorry that my eyes are down here
Kylie Minogue shares her favourite spots in London, from where she buys furniture to her favourite facialist. #KylieMinogue
Read here: www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/ky...
Read here: www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/ky...
December 12, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Kylie Minogue shares her favourite spots in London, from where she buys furniture to her favourite facialist. #KylieMinogue
Read here: www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/ky...
Read here: www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/ky...
The New York Post published a fascinating expose of Joanna Vargas, a famous facialist to the stars accused of subjecting workers to #Scientology, but the piece didn't consult experts about those practices. So we turned to one for some additional help about what's going on.
NY Post exposes celebrity facialist as a Scientologist — here's more to consider
The New York Post on Thursday published a great investigative expose of Joanna Vargas, a famous facialist to the stars.
tonyortega.substack.com
April 20, 2026 at 10:56 AM
The New York Post published a fascinating expose of Joanna Vargas, a famous facialist to the stars accused of subjecting workers to #Scientology, but the piece didn't consult experts about those practices. So we turned to one for some additional help about what's going on.
The funniest thing about Spideytorch is that Johnny has a close personal relationship with his facialist and meanwhile Peter thinks an 18-in-1 sounds great in theory but thinks Dr. Bronner's is "bougie."
May 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The funniest thing about Spideytorch is that Johnny has a close personal relationship with his facialist and meanwhile Peter thinks an 18-in-1 sounds great in theory but thinks Dr. Bronner's is "bougie."
Queen Camilla’s facialist: Camilla is a ‘beautiful person’ with ‘incredibly young skin’ celebitchy.com/907009/
January 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Queen Camilla’s facialist: Camilla is a ‘beautiful person’ with ‘incredibly young skin’ celebitchy.com/907009/
I saw Chappell but my bestie runs into her a lot cus they have the same facialist 💀 but basically my bestie lives in a bougie area in LA so I always hang in her neighborhood ahahaaa
March 28, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I saw Chappell but my bestie runs into her a lot cus they have the same facialist 💀 but basically my bestie lives in a bougie area in LA so I always hang in her neighborhood ahahaaa
Maybe you misread it? Facialist has nothing to do with poo.
September 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Maybe you misread it? Facialist has nothing to do with poo.
So a facialist (whatever that is) goes to a party and someone asks:
"what do you do?"
"Oh,me?: I'm "_s" facialist"
What I want to know is what are the best and worst names to fill in the blank?
"what do you do?"
"Oh,me?: I'm "_s" facialist"
What I want to know is what are the best and worst names to fill in the blank?
September 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
So a facialist (whatever that is) goes to a party and someone asks:
"what do you do?"
"Oh,me?: I'm "_s" facialist"
What I want to know is what are the best and worst names to fill in the blank?
"what do you do?"
"Oh,me?: I'm "_s" facialist"
What I want to know is what are the best and worst names to fill in the blank?
Just a girl standing in front of the world wondering why my facialist has a better masking policy than my doctor
January 27, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Just a girl standing in front of the world wondering why my facialist has a better masking policy than my doctor
Facialist recognition cameras are becoming very common.
To avoid being recognised simply glue red carpet to your usual face & go incognito.
To avoid being recognised simply glue red carpet to your usual face & go incognito.
September 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Facialist recognition cameras are becoming very common.
To avoid being recognised simply glue red carpet to your usual face & go incognito.
To avoid being recognised simply glue red carpet to your usual face & go incognito.
Like can you imagine being like “America is a facialist state, this is so crazy” 💀
October 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Like can you imagine being like “America is a facialist state, this is so crazy” 💀