How did this nutcase ever become CEO of Intel?
(That's a rhetorical question, I'm sure he took Failupwards Blvd.)
(That's a rhetorical question, I'm sure he took Failupwards Blvd.)
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
How did this nutcase ever become CEO of Intel?
(That's a rhetorical question, I'm sure he took Failupwards Blvd.)
(That's a rhetorical question, I'm sure he took Failupwards Blvd.)
No info on how this happened, where exactly the spill is, how a bank (!!!) could pollute a public park and why BOI are doing nothing to resolve it. Ireland, the land of failing upwards for eternity. #speirgorm #failupwards #bankofireland
July 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
No info on how this happened, where exactly the spill is, how a bank (!!!) could pollute a public park and why BOI are doing nothing to resolve it. Ireland, the land of failing upwards for eternity. #speirgorm #failupwards #bankofireland
In der CDU kann man sich halt immer noch nach oben dilletieren, am Ende wird einer von denen noch EU-Chef.
#failupwards
#failupwards
February 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In der CDU kann man sich halt immer noch nach oben dilletieren, am Ende wird einer von denen noch EU-Chef.
#failupwards
#failupwards
Remember when Todd Blanche got his ass kicked in court and his client was found guilty on all 30+ charges? #Failupwards
April 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Remember when Todd Blanche got his ass kicked in court and his client was found guilty on all 30+ charges? #Failupwards
Nick Clegg has sold almost $19m in Meta shares since joining Facebook in 2018
#FailUpwards
#FailUpwards
January 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Nick Clegg has sold almost $19m in Meta shares since joining Facebook in 2018
#FailUpwards
#FailUpwards
This is very silly and fun. I'm not a dev, so I can't vote for things in Brackeys Game Jam, but I'd vote for this if I could!
effieartoria.itch.io/skytanic
#GameJam #IndieGames #FailUpwards
effieartoria.itch.io/skytanic
#GameJam #IndieGames #FailUpwards
March 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is very silly and fun. I'm not a dev, so I can't vote for things in Brackeys Game Jam, but I'd vote for this if I could!
effieartoria.itch.io/skytanic
#GameJam #IndieGames #FailUpwards
effieartoria.itch.io/skytanic
#GameJam #IndieGames #FailUpwards
October 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Karriere dermaßen "irreparabel zerstört", dass er Präsident der Bundesakademie für öffentliche Verwaltung geworden ist.
Und dafür noch 100K Schadensersatz? #Chutzbah #FailUpwards
Und dafür noch 100K Schadensersatz? #Chutzbah #FailUpwards
December 19, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Karriere dermaßen "irreparabel zerstört", dass er Präsident der Bundesakademie für öffentliche Verwaltung geworden ist.
Und dafür noch 100K Schadensersatz? #Chutzbah #FailUpwards
Und dafür noch 100K Schadensersatz? #Chutzbah #FailUpwards
Motherfucker is Captain Failupwards, he's literally openly said since everyone tends to assume the white man in the room [him] is in charge that he should be. Like those are words he's spoken as part of the nonstop blather I had to suffer through. Chased me right out of my own job with gay jokes.
March 30, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Motherfucker is Captain Failupwards, he's literally openly said since everyone tends to assume the white man in the room [him] is in charge that he should be. Like those are words he's spoken as part of the nonstop blather I had to suffer through. Chased me right out of my own job with gay jokes.
So sad? He has taken everything he has from others.
#FailUpwards
#FailUpwards
July 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So sad? He has taken everything he has from others.
#FailUpwards
#FailUpwards
it would be cheaper* to commission a fanartist!!
(* if it weren't for failupwards vc economics)
(* if it weren't for failupwards vc economics)
November 19, 2024 at 8:06 PM
it would be cheaper* to commission a fanartist!!
(* if it weren't for failupwards vc economics)
(* if it weren't for failupwards vc economics)
People always thought great filters would be something dangerous and scary like a meteor or nukes or a disease.
But really it was divorced rich failsons who failupwards into positions of power the whole time. We are going to die to divorced rich asshole dad energy.
But really it was divorced rich failsons who failupwards into positions of power the whole time. We are going to die to divorced rich asshole dad energy.
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 AM
People always thought great filters would be something dangerous and scary like a meteor or nukes or a disease.
But really it was divorced rich failsons who failupwards into positions of power the whole time. We are going to die to divorced rich asshole dad energy.
But really it was divorced rich failsons who failupwards into positions of power the whole time. We are going to die to divorced rich asshole dad energy.
I asked my wife if this Facebook ad was supposed be hot and now I’m staying at a very nice hotel by myself. #FailUpwards
July 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I asked my wife if this Facebook ad was supposed be hot and now I’m staying at a very nice hotel by myself. #FailUpwards
I really like @anandwrites.bsky.social and he’s right on the mark about the #Elite #FailUpwards
youtu.be/xFezT_dh6Io?...
youtu.be/xFezT_dh6Io?...
The Hidden Truth of the Epstein e-mails (w/ Anand Giridharadas)
YouTube video by The Chris Hedges YouTube Channel
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 AM
I really like @anandwrites.bsky.social and he’s right on the mark about the #Elite #FailUpwards
youtu.be/xFezT_dh6Io?...
youtu.be/xFezT_dh6Io?...
The fact that the CEO of CRWD did this exact same thing when he was the CTO at McAfee and McAfee's stock didn't go to $0 was a pretty good indicator. Even if it does seem like it was too much of a coincidence that the same person is responsible for two once in a generation fuckups. #failupwards
December 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
The fact that the CEO of CRWD did this exact same thing when he was the CTO at McAfee and McAfee's stock didn't go to $0 was a pretty good indicator. Even if it does seem like it was too much of a coincidence that the same person is responsible for two once in a generation fuckups. #failupwards
🤔🧐seems like REALLY GOOD reason to toss assholes instead of givin em fuckin safe-space to continue #bullying/#misogyny/#homophobia/<insert white hetero #snowflake trigger here>. “#BothSides–ing" enables this crap. YOU'RE LETTING THEM #FailUpwards BY REMOVING CHALLENGERS WHO'D #GetTheirAss!!!
Sometimes it's not about physical differences. It's also to create a safer and more welcoming environment for female competitors. Even chess has female only competitions, because men can get creepy or verbally abusive.
April 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
🤔🧐seems like REALLY GOOD reason to toss assholes instead of givin em fuckin safe-space to continue #bullying/#misogyny/#homophobia/<insert white hetero #snowflake trigger here>. “#BothSides–ing" enables this crap. YOU'RE LETTING THEM #FailUpwards BY REMOVING CHALLENGERS WHO'D #GetTheirAss!!!
4/5 Why did I start this? Because learning to pitch through trial & error alone is brutal. And lonely. Pitch Fail Club is about changing that, together.
#LearnFromFailure #failupwards
#LearnFromFailure #failupwards
May 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
4/5 Why did I start this? Because learning to pitch through trial & error alone is brutal. And lonely. Pitch Fail Club is about changing that, together.
#LearnFromFailure #failupwards
#LearnFromFailure #failupwards
January 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This is also what is #Wrong with every single #Workplace in #Amerikkka It’s #Narcissists and #Sociopaths that continue to #FailUpwards
June 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
This is also what is #Wrong with every single #Workplace in #Amerikkka It’s #Narcissists and #Sociopaths that continue to #FailUpwards
May 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM