Trump TV?
Everything Donald slaps his name on fails.
Everything Donald slaps his name on fails.
September 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Trump TV?
Everything Donald slaps his name on fails.
Everything Donald slaps his name on fails.
Love this.
Good people stepping up when the system fails our kids.
Good people stepping up when the system fails our kids.
June 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Love this.
Good people stepping up when the system fails our kids.
Good people stepping up when the system fails our kids.
Fails on top of FAILS
August 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fails on top of FAILS
I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"
July 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"
Schlemiel fails to elect Schimel
April 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Schlemiel fails to elect Schimel
Nation Once Again Fails To Make Most Of Summer https://theonion.com/nation-once-again-fails-to-make-most-of-summer/
August 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Nation Once Again Fails To Make Most Of Summer https://theonion.com/nation-once-again-fails-to-make-most-of-summer/
Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
April 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
Trump fails another cognitive test.
May 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Trump fails another cognitive test.
Never fails to miss
September 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Never fails to miss
Brother this pornographic fanart fails to capture the spirit of the character
May 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Brother this pornographic fanart fails to capture the spirit of the character
Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
September 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
Anyone who fails to see that we are careening toward fascism is not paying attention.
August 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Anyone who fails to see that we are careening toward fascism is not paying attention.
Baby Fails To Change New Father In Any Way https://theonion.com/baby-fails-to-change-new-father-in-any-way/
February 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Baby Fails To Change New Father In Any Way https://theonion.com/baby-fails-to-change-new-father-in-any-way/
Capitalism never fails
October 10, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Capitalism never fails
It never fails.
September 23, 2026 at 1:32 PM
It never fails.
T4T fails in jealousy and self loathing, it fails in the beauty contest culture we’ve inadvertently replicated in our online spaces, it fails in the seemingly implicit competition of passing, and it fails when we forget that T4T is not a sexual preference, it’s a promise
September 23, 2026 at 3:40 PM
T4T fails in jealousy and self loathing, it fails in the beauty contest culture we’ve inadvertently replicated in our online spaces, it fails in the seemingly implicit competition of passing, and it fails when we forget that T4T is not a sexual preference, it’s a promise
It fails the newsworthy test. It fails the reliable source test. It fails the hacked materials test.
It’s indefensible in absolutely every way.
It’s indefensible in absolutely every way.
They didn't even catch him lying about it! The entire story is just, "15 years ago a political candidate had an understanding of his own race and ethnicity that didn't perfectly map onto the categories used on college admissions forms."
July 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It fails the newsworthy test. It fails the reliable source test. It fails the hacked materials test.
It’s indefensible in absolutely every way.
It’s indefensible in absolutely every way.
genuinely never fails to make me laugh
October 26, 2024 at 10:57 PM
genuinely never fails to make me laugh
Oregon never fails.
For a $50 to $75 donation, staff at an Oregon sanctuary will write your ex’s name on a “bloody heart” to be fed to one of their resident wildcats.
Have your ex’s ‘heart’ devoured by a wildcat this Valentine’s Day
For a $50 to $75 donation, staff at an Oregon sanctuary will write your ex’s name on a “bloody heart” to be fed to one of their resident wildcats.
www.oregonlive.com
January 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Oregon never fails.
honestly laughing so hard. we're doomed. but we'll be able to laugh at his fails a lot as we swirl the bowl
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
September 21, 2026 at 5:57 PM
honestly laughing so hard. we're doomed. but we'll be able to laugh at his fails a lot as we swirl the bowl
this post never fails to crack me up
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
this post never fails to crack me up