I would have fainted.
My 5yo said "Ipso Facto" from the backseat yesterday. Even used my sarcastic tone.
September 24, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I would have fainted.
POV: you fainted at the sight
May 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
POV: you fainted at the sight
A woman fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel.
She's coming around now.
She's coming around now.
April 27, 2026 at 4:18 PM
A woman fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel.
She's coming around now.
She's coming around now.
meowth fainted.
October 8, 2024 at 3:20 AM
meowth fainted.
ICE waited until a woman’s lawyer went to the restroom then dragged her away. She fainted from stress and they dragged her unconscious body into the elevator, refusing medical attention.
June 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
ICE waited until a woman’s lawyer went to the restroom then dragged her away. She fainted from stress and they dragged her unconscious body into the elevator, refusing medical attention.
Lula live streaming workouts while his opponent half his age fainted during a tv debate
Brazil’s Lula, 80, livestreams workouts before election against rival half his age
President contrasts his health with challenger Flávio Bolsonaro, who fainted during a TV debate
www.theguardian.com
April 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Lula live streaming workouts while his opponent half his age fainted during a tv debate
Honestly, I thought even after that guy fainted he still looked healthier than Trump in that press conference.
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Honestly, I thought even after that guy fainted he still looked healthier than Trump in that press conference.
I didn't do anything, he fainted from hunger. 😄😄
December 14, 2024 at 5:58 AM
I didn't do anything, he fainted from hunger. 😄😄
Thank God you're here, it fainted! 🤪😂😂
December 7, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Thank God you're here, it fainted! 🤪😂😂
bill simmons just fainted
May 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
bill simmons just fainted
That Oval Office photograph explained.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
That Oval Office photograph explained.
My wife has just fainted on the luggage carousel at the airport!
But I think she's OK - she's coming round slowly.
But I think she's OK - she's coming round slowly.
March 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My wife has just fainted on the luggage carousel at the airport!
But I think she's OK - she's coming round slowly.
But I think she's OK - she's coming round slowly.
Charizard fainted
Drawing practice from today x3
Drawing practice from today x3
September 25, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Charizard fainted
Drawing practice from today x3
Drawing practice from today x3
when you attempt to eat an alcremie and you just *might* have forgotten to make sure it's fainted
September 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
when you attempt to eat an alcremie and you just *might* have forgotten to make sure it's fainted
PAM HAS JUST FAINTED SHE IS BEING CARRIED OUT FEET FIRST. I'M JEALOUS.
April 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
PAM HAS JUST FAINTED SHE IS BEING CARRIED OUT FEET FIRST. I'M JEALOUS.
Fainted on the subway platform. Embarrassing. Miraculously uninjured save for a broken nail. Heat? Stress? Heart? Now I gotta go to the urgent care :(
September 18, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Fainted on the subway platform. Embarrassing. Miraculously uninjured save for a broken nail. Heat? Stress? Heart? Now I gotta go to the urgent care :(
Are you there, Judy? It’s me, Amanda.
Y’all, I almost fainted. 😭😭😭
Y’all, I almost fainted. 😭😭😭
November 20, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Are you there, Judy? It’s me, Amanda.
Y’all, I almost fainted. 😭😭😭
Y’all, I almost fainted. 😭😭😭
I just fainted dead away.
Sorry, I thought it was now known as the Comma of America
Just blocked someone for referring to a vocative comma as an Oxford comma, so don’t press your luck.
January 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I just fainted dead away.
And then promptly fainted
Did you know that on Jan 8, 1992, President George H. W. Bush vomited into Prime Minister's Kiichi Miyazawa lap?
February 21, 2026 at 9:06 PM
And then promptly fainted
the foe's Lucario fainted!
February 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the foe's Lucario fainted!