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Baseball was invented by a coven of witches.
May 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Name was shortened from the original Stages of Sexual Accomplishment Ball.
May 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Shortstops are the guys whose growth was stunted by chewing tobacco

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May 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Don't worry. The seagull is okay.

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May 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The AL West meant to do that

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May 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It used to be that with 4 balls, 2 guys would walk together.

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May 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pitchers actually trip balls all the time

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May 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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The first game of baseball was played in a minefield. ⚾💥
May 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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You can't watch MLB unless you can faithfully render a full stanza of "Wild Thing" by the Troggs
May 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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During an average game, about 37lbs of the infield is collected in the players uniforms. Visiting teams are searched before they leave to ensure that it has all been returned.
May 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
May 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The cricket term Howzat comes from the name of baseball hall of famer Jesse Howzat Jr.
May 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Shoeless Joe Jackson didn't wear shoes because he lost them on a bet
May 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
#FakeFactsAboutBaseball its just fooking Rounders innit ?
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The original distance from the pitcher's mound to home plate was 66 ft 6 inches until churches got wind of it. They would not let such a blasphemous looking measurement stand in a "God Loving" country
May 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Outfielders don't wanna lose your love tonight

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May 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game", was originally a song about orgies, during the promiscuous Victorian Era.
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May 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
#FakeFactsAboutBaseball the kiss cam has caused more divorces than any other stadium feature other than dot racing
May 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
With 3 strikes, you're out, but with another strike, you can try to renegotiate the call.

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May 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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The Milwaukee Brewers came about when Laverne and Shirley won the lottery and formed the team. 📺💰⚾🍻
May 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The rest of the world calls it "Speed Cricket"
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May 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Detailed baseball stats such as wOBA & BaBip are easy to understand & illuminative. Not boring at all. #FakeFactsAboutBaseball
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May 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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A good bunt can get you on base and/or advance a runner
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May 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Like with a batter and his batting average, higher is better for a pitcher's, because more runs makes the game more exciting.
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May 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When a pitcher is doing poorly, the manager 86's him, by executing him on the mound.
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May 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM