I wish people would stop saying The Couch Botherer is from Appalachia, he's not. He's from suburbia and his book was lying bullshit. He's a #FakeHillbilly, there is nothing "real" about him or Herr Pedo Taco other than the fact that they are corrupt to the bone.
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Bernie Sanders Crushes JD Vance With Brutal Honesty
When asked about JD Vance taking over the MAGA movement, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) said that he doesn't care and that it's irrelevant.
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August 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I wish people would stop saying The Couch Botherer is from Appalachia, he's not. He's from suburbia and his book was lying bullshit. He's a #FakeHillbilly, there is nothing "real" about him or Herr Pedo Taco other than the fact that they are corrupt to the bone.
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ByeBye and take your #fakehillbilly with you 🤡
a man with long hair and a beard wears a shirt that says jinx on it
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard wears a shirt that says jinx on it
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January 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ByeBye and take your #fakehillbilly with you 🤡
I don't trust a guy who can't tell the difference between a plucked chicken and a skinned cat.
#FakeHillbilly
#FakeHillbilly
JD Vance: "It's about kicking illegal aliens the hell out of this country so we can preserve healthcare for the American families who need it."
August 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I don't trust a guy who can't tell the difference between a plucked chicken and a skinned cat.
#FakeHillbilly
#FakeHillbilly
Missed moment of gigachad greatness: Imagine how many converts Pontifex would have possibly gained by excommunicating JD FakeHillbilly right there and then.
February 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Missed moment of gigachad greatness: Imagine how many converts Pontifex would have possibly gained by excommunicating JD FakeHillbilly right there and then.
J.D. Vance: #FakeName #FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeVP #RealToady He is also a real veteran but wisely chooses not to make much of his undistinguished service record.
April 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
J.D. Vance: #FakeName #FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeVP #RealToady He is also a real veteran but wisely chooses not to make much of his undistinguished service record.
He probably has no idea of who she is other than a Democrat who won't take any shit from him and his groyper pals. #FakeHillbilly #FakeChristian #FakeCatholic #FakeVet #RealLoser
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
He probably has no idea of who she is other than a Democrat who won't take any shit from him and his groyper pals. #FakeHillbilly #FakeChristian #FakeCatholic #FakeVet #RealLoser
At least for Trump there is the excuse of age and senility. #FakeHillbilly #FakeChristian #FakeSoldier #FakeVeep #RealGroyper has none.
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
At least for Trump there is the excuse of age and senility. #FakeHillbilly #FakeChristian #FakeSoldier #FakeVeep #RealGroyper has none.
I wouldn't object if he became Christian either. A real one, as opposed to ...
#FakeChristian
#FakeCatholic
#FakeHillbilly
#FakeSoldier
#FakeVeep
#RealGrifter
#FakeChristian
#FakeCatholic
#FakeHillbilly
#FakeSoldier
#FakeVeep
#RealGrifter
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I wouldn't object if he became Christian either. A real one, as opposed to ...
#FakeChristian
#FakeCatholic
#FakeHillbilly
#FakeSoldier
#FakeVeep
#RealGrifter
#FakeChristian
#FakeCatholic
#FakeHillbilly
#FakeSoldier
#FakeVeep
#RealGrifter
You and your friends control all the branches of government; you even have the Supreme Court.
You have NO excuse for this shit-show.
#FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeVP #RealConMan
You have NO excuse for this shit-show.
#FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeVP #RealConMan
JD Vance lies shamelessly: "We're inheriting a healthcare system that has suffered some real problems under the Biden administration. Because of that, you're seeing health insurance premiums skyrocket."
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You and your friends control all the branches of government; you even have the Supreme Court.
You have NO excuse for this shit-show.
#FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeVP #RealConMan
You have NO excuse for this shit-show.
#FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeVP #RealConMan
Vice-President of the United States and this is all he's got: quote, "I don't give a shit."
#FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeWarHero #FakeChristian #RealLoser
#FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeWarHero #FakeChristian #RealLoser
This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
September 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Vice-President of the United States and this is all he's got: quote, "I don't give a shit."
#FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeWarHero #FakeChristian #RealLoser
#FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeWarHero #FakeChristian #RealLoser
I don't know what kind of woke history Vance was taught, but in the real war, Germany and Japan surrendered unconditionally. #FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeWarHero
JD Vance: "This is how wars ultimately get settled. If you go back to World War 2, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation."
August 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I don't know what kind of woke history Vance was taught, but in the real war, Germany and Japan surrendered unconditionally. #FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeWarHero
#FakeHillbilly and #FakePresident strike again.
July 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
#FakeHillbilly and #FakePresident strike again.
Also, #FakeHillbilly fails to catch the irony in lambasting academia for conformity (in voting) yet decrying disagreement and criticism (in publishing).
As if he wouldn't be gratified if academics unanimously voted Republican.
As if he wouldn't be gratified if academics unanimously voted Republican.
May 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Also, #FakeHillbilly fails to catch the irony in lambasting academia for conformity (in voting) yet decrying disagreement and criticism (in publishing).
As if he wouldn't be gratified if academics unanimously voted Republican.
As if he wouldn't be gratified if academics unanimously voted Republican.
#VeepBobblehead #FakeHillbilly #FakeVP #FakeChristian #FakeCatholic #FakeSoldier. He is plastic. Even "don't have the cards" is parroting his boss's line. Like Attorney General Barbie, he's a talking doll. Just pull the string to hear today's canned Team Orange catchphrase.
Vance on Canada: "They just don't have the cards. There is no way that Canada can win a trade war with the United States."
March 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
#VeepBobblehead #FakeHillbilly #FakeVP #FakeChristian #FakeCatholic #FakeSoldier. He is plastic. Even "don't have the cards" is parroting his boss's line. Like Attorney General Barbie, he's a talking doll. Just pull the string to hear today's canned Team Orange catchphrase.
March 29, 2025 at 10:14 AM
What an embarrassment he is ⬇️Greenland didn't even want them there. Just go! 👊
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Vance scolds Denmark during Greenland trip
Denmark's prime minister said the visit by the US VP and other top officials showed a "lack of respect".
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March 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
What's next for #FakeHillbilly? His dog named Checkers? His wife's cloth coat?
March 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What's next for #FakeHillbilly? His dog named Checkers? His wife's cloth coat?
#FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeVP And sure-enough fake shit-eating grin.
Reallest thing about him is his suit and that's an off-the-rack copy of Don Cheeto's.
Reallest thing about him is his suit and that's an off-the-rack copy of Don Cheeto's.
March 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
#FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeVP And sure-enough fake shit-eating grin.
Reallest thing about him is his suit and that's an off-the-rack copy of Don Cheeto's.
Reallest thing about him is his suit and that's an off-the-rack copy of Don Cheeto's.
Fine. Fuck 'em. Let them. TFG and #FakeHillbilly and #MelonMush act like nobody will buy from Ukraine if we don't. They are wrong.
kyivindependent.com/us-threatens...
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US threatens to shut off Starlink if Ukraine won't sign minerals deal, sources tell Reuters
The U.S. first raised the prospect of shutting off Starlink service after Zelensky rejected the deal presented on Feb. 12. Starlink terminals are critical in securing Ukraine's battlefield communicati...
kyivindependent.com
March 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Fine. Fuck 'em. Let them. TFG and #FakeHillbilly and #MelonMush act like nobody will buy from Ukraine if we don't. They are wrong.
kyivindependent.com/us-threatens...
kyivindependent.com/us-threatens...
Vance lmao. #FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeVP Only real thing about him is his suit and that's a carbon copy of TFG's.
March 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Vance lmao. #FakeHillbilly #FakeCatholic #FakeChristian #FakeVP Only real thing about him is his suit and that's a carbon copy of TFG's.
When you've lost Lindsey Graham, that means the wind has shifted. It's coming from Moscow now. Putin will still expect payback and you're not going to be able to grift the Ukrainians for it. #FakeHillbilly #AgentOrange #SlavaUkraini
JD Vance: "My message to Ukrainians, to President Zelenskyy, is when you've lost Lindsey Graham, that means you need to come to the negotiation table and recognize Donald Trump is the only game in town."
March 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
When you've lost Lindsey Graham, that means the wind has shifted. It's coming from Moscow now. Putin will still expect payback and you're not going to be able to grift the Ukrainians for it. #FakeHillbilly #AgentOrange #SlavaUkraini
Had #FakeHillbilly and #AgentKrasnov been in office in 1941, no doubt we'd have surrendered to Hitler and Tojo immediately without firing a shot. Because, y'know, they held all the cards and all we had was 'moralistic garbage' like the Four Freedoms.
Rarely has so much ignorance & ahistorical BS been crammed into a single tweet. I know JD Vance & Donald Trump are busy surrendering to a KGB butcher, abandoning the cause of freedom, & destroying the security of America & her allies, but they'd do well to spend some time actually studying history.
JD Vance Goes Ballistic on Conservative Historian: 'Moralistic Garbage'
March 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Had #FakeHillbilly and #AgentKrasnov been in office in 1941, no doubt we'd have surrendered to Hitler and Tojo immediately without firing a shot. Because, y'know, they held all the cards and all we had was 'moralistic garbage' like the Four Freedoms.