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nogoodatthis.bsky.social
Best 4 days in Canada. That’s a lie. It’s 3
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May 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
chaos1674.bsky.social
Wind chimes keep the gnomes away. #FakeSpringFacts
May 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
calendargirlbot.bsky.social
#FakeSpringFacts is this week's #HumpDayHashTags #HashtagGame !

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May 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
dianeiam.bsky.social
#FakeSpringFacts

Tigger and Eeyore were really one character in different phases of a mood disorder.
tigger and eeyore from winnie the pooh are playing with each other
Alt: tigger and eeyore from winnie the pooh are playing with each other - well really tigger is playing with eeyore who is not into it
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
It's winter for Poland and France

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May 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
humpdayhashtags.bsky.social
Women flirt by humping your car hood

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May 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
legend0fmew.bsky.social
Everyone’s allergies aren’t as bad as they seem to be ❤️ #FakeSpringFacts
May 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
It's the curry or hot pepper of seasons

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May 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
Those animals are just giving each other piggy-back rides

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May 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
It never inspires any hashtags

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May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
docdarnell.bsky.social
The difference between a cold and an allergy is the spring in your step with an allergic reaction

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May 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
humpdayhashtags.bsky.social
@caffeineandhate.bsky.social
#FakeSpringFacts

The May Pole celebration was originally the holy anal rail gun celebration.
May 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
maxedge.bsky.social
#FakeSpringFacts

😺👉 Spring is when cats spring into action
a black and white cat is jumping out of a window ..
ALT: a black and white cat is jumping out of a window ..
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
imthatholly.bsky.social
Maine's vaunted "Poland Spring" water is 100% recycled sewer water, like this GIF says¹!
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May 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
grandpandy.bsky.social
In spring, the weather can change so often that it can cause epileptic seizures.

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May 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
It gets warm and dry and stays that way

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May 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
maxedge.bsky.social
#FakeSpringFacts

It was known as 'Slinky Season' before the ancient Greeks renamed it Spring...
a black and white photo of a shelf with two glasses on it .
ALT: a black and white photo of a shelf with two glasses on it .
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
docdarnell.bsky.social
If Blossom sees her shadow, it's six more weeks of spring
#FakeSpringFacts
a woman is wearing roller skates and knee pads while dancing .
ALT: a woman is wearing roller skates and knee pads while dancing .
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
grandpandy.bsky.social
In Tudor England people believed that tadpoles were the reincarnated souls of Spanish swordsman that had been killed in wars against the English Crown

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May 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
grandpandy.bsky.social
At the spring equinox, the rotation of the flat Earth reduces from 45rpm (revolutions led month) to 33.3rpm.

#FakeSpringFacts
May 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
lauriebiagini.bsky.social
The best noisemaker when you’re a kid #FakeSpringFacts
a person is holding a door stop in their hand and pressing it on a door .
ALT: a person is holding a door stop in their hand and pressing it on a door .
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
grandpandy.bsky.social
In early spring, people gather outside a remote badger sett in Surrey to watch Brian May emerge. If he does not immediately return inside, the spectators know if it safe to remove their cardigans.

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May 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
infiniteillusions.bsky.social
#FakeSpringFacts hay fever can be cured by soaking the hay in alcohol and then drinking the alcohol...preferably whiskey.
a cartoon drawing of a roll of blue cure tape
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a roll of blue cure tape
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
humpdayhashtags.bsky.social
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!
Fake news day?
No! It’s Hump Day! Woot!
Time for #HumpDayHashTags here with me & @yourpalrad.bsky.social . It’s springtime! And a young man’s thoughts turn to … scrubbing toilets. Deep cleaning the house.

Let’s play

#FakeSpringFacts

Win a Humper Sticker!!
May 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
humpdayhashtags.bsky.social
Men aren’t staring at women’s chests #FakeSpringFacts
a man and a woman are kissing and the woman is looking at the man .
ALT: a man and a woman are kissing and the woman is looking at the man .
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM