#FamineGames
And this is WhyWhyWhy the Phish Food

#FamineGames Training

There are 200+ varieties of potato

Many public libraries have free seed banks

Consider getting some before they are executive ordered into Schedule I Illegal Substance status

And may the odds be ever in your favor

#StopTheFamine
I’m starting out fat, so bring it motherfucker. I will wait you out and grow potatoes for my friends and I will STILL look like a merry goddamn hobbit when one of your maids finally puts rat poison in your Big Mac.

Fuck you.
TARIFFS ON AGRICULTURAL ITEMS WILL CAUSE *FAMINE*

The occupying government will starve millions of people to death

THAT is the goal and endgame

Congress, you can stop this

#DOsomethingFFS
#StopTheCoup
March 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM