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@dparks.world

It’s good that conversations are happening about that awful Gillis joke, but it’s still shitty to use that as a doorway to body shaming. Not that you should worry about his feelings, but as the saying goes…

*famousperson* won’t see your comment, but others who have experienced those issues will

October 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM

@nwsoftwareguy.bsky.social

So tell me people that set up fake accounts of real people. What's in it for you? Are you hoping you get a few hundred of thousand likes before people figure out you are fake. Nothing says dumb more than a <FamousPerson>X123.bsky.com to me. Like really that's your life?

December 6, 2024 at 9:54 PM

Kilian Valkhof

@kilianvalkhof.com

In fifty years we’ll have ‘the collected DMs of $famousPerson”

August 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM

NuclearVampire

@nuclearvampire.bsky.social

Why are so many super hateful people so ugly?

Like you see them without any context and think "Wow, they look like a creep, glad I don't have to decide whether I'm unconsciously noticing red flags or instead being an asshole."

And then you find out they're Racist Famousperson Mcgee.

March 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM

Cad

@cadwing.bsky.social

Being around normies is exhausting. I don't care about what ${famousPerson} said or what happened during ${sportsGame}. I wanna talk about how Liquid Glass is Ass, PulseAudio and PipeWire still suck, mow at things, and why Bigger is Better.

March 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM

THE Lisa

@ichigoshinagami.bsky.social

Only reasonable scenario would be if someone had already taken "famousperson" and "therealfamous person" for fake accounts or smth.

February 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM

Amani

@a-h-too.bsky.social

FANART I’VE MADE
and I’m still proud of
but idk what hashtags to put on this 😅
#fanart #famousperson
I’ll learn my way around this app one day

August 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM

Squiddy

@dr-squiddy.bsky.social

Is it for famousperson@hotmail.com?

January 23, 2026 at 3:58 PM

Bill H

@dahoovster.bsky.social

We have no idea if [famous person] actually controls a domain. If someone buys [realfamousperson.net], then points their bsky handle to [famousperson]@realfamousperson.net -

Are they “verified?” Bsky says yes. Others say no, just a scammer who spent a few bucks as investment on a scam

November 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM

Dr Kat Day 🌑 🕯️

@chronicleflask.katday.com

(Dittman literally meaning “famous person”. What sort of person would subtly themselves A. FamousPerson? Hahahah)

January 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM

Mike Sterling, Professional Panelologist

@mikester.bsky.social

Famous person: "Uh, you have my middle name listed as 'Chasley,' it's actually 'David.'"

Wikipedia: "BUT FAMOUSPERSON DOT NEWS SAYS IT'S CHASLEY, GET OUTTA HERE"

November 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM

Alameen Karim Merali

@brotheralameen.bsky.social

Our website will be up soon as our team is continuing with development. Our main plan is to bring forth and start our own blockchain in #Tanzania. The t-shirt is just a project t-shirt representing our blockchain project.

#Famous #FamousPerson #FamousPeople #Celebrity #Celeb

February 4, 2026 at 1:55 PM