What's this? A NEW Fantasy Facts?
Ever wondered what a dragon's hoard is REALLY for?
Turns out they aren't just greedy monsters. I mean, they are that, but they're also more. They also... care?
No way.
(it's free btw)
#fantasyfacts
Ever wondered what a dragon's hoard is REALLY for?
Turns out they aren't just greedy monsters. I mean, they are that, but they're also more. They also... care?
No way.
(it's free btw)
#fantasyfacts
The Real Purpose of Dragon Hoards (That they don't want you to know) | Valiant
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July 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What's this? A NEW Fantasy Facts?
Ever wondered what a dragon's hoard is REALLY for?
Turns out they aren't just greedy monsters. I mean, they are that, but they're also more. They also... care?
No way.
(it's free btw)
#fantasyfacts
Ever wondered what a dragon's hoard is REALLY for?
Turns out they aren't just greedy monsters. I mean, they are that, but they're also more. They also... care?
No way.
(it's free btw)
#fantasyfacts
Not enough of you have taken heed of this safety announcement. It's for your benefit to know that the elves are horny and they will gyrate at you until you agree to do it freaky-style in the woods next to the corpse of a bear #fantasyfacts
For whatever reason only 4 of you are interested in learning about elven puberty? I even promised a poster to protect you! GAWD
Look, if you're not going to warn others of the dangers of lustful 65 year olds running amok in the woods then who is?? Me???
...fine.
www.patreon.com/posts/elven-...
Look, if you're not going to warn others of the dangers of lustful 65 year olds running amok in the woods then who is?? Me???
...fine.
www.patreon.com/posts/elven-...
June 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Not enough of you have taken heed of this safety announcement. It's for your benefit to know that the elves are horny and they will gyrate at you until you agree to do it freaky-style in the woods next to the corpse of a bear #fantasyfacts
An adjacent specbio series launches on my patreon! Behold, the first #fantasyfacts post (it's free!)
Time to learn about Elven Puberty! 🫢
or, as it's more commonly called:
THE FRENZY ❤️🔥 🍑 🍆
Click through for tips, tricks, & a helpful poster warning of the dangers posed by lustful elven youths
Time to learn about Elven Puberty! 🫢
or, as it's more commonly called:
THE FRENZY ❤️🔥 🍑 🍆
Click through for tips, tricks, & a helpful poster warning of the dangers posed by lustful elven youths
Elven Puberty | Valiant
Get more from Valiant on Patreon
www.patreon.com
May 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
An adjacent specbio series launches on my patreon! Behold, the first #fantasyfacts post (it's free!)
Time to learn about Elven Puberty! 🫢
or, as it's more commonly called:
THE FRENZY ❤️🔥 🍑 🍆
Click through for tips, tricks, & a helpful poster warning of the dangers posed by lustful elven youths
Time to learn about Elven Puberty! 🫢
or, as it's more commonly called:
THE FRENZY ❤️🔥 🍑 🍆
Click through for tips, tricks, & a helpful poster warning of the dangers posed by lustful elven youths
If you enjoy my canned laughter or regurgitated wisdom, you can always give me a dollar for the flash fiction and apparently recipes i post on my otherwise free patreon.
My most recent flash is the start of my #fantasyfacts series & teaches you all about the totally normal process of elven puberty
My most recent flash is the start of my #fantasyfacts series & teaches you all about the totally normal process of elven puberty
June 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If you enjoy my canned laughter or regurgitated wisdom, you can always give me a dollar for the flash fiction and apparently recipes i post on my otherwise free patreon.
My most recent flash is the start of my #fantasyfacts series & teaches you all about the totally normal process of elven puberty
My most recent flash is the start of my #fantasyfacts series & teaches you all about the totally normal process of elven puberty
The word "fantasy" comes from the Greek phantasia — "making visible." Ancient Greeks believed imagination could literally perceive things beyond the physical world. Every fantasy author is still doing exactly that.
What fantasy world do you wish you could visit?
#FantasyFacts
What fantasy world do you wish you could visit?
#FantasyFacts
June 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The word "fantasy" comes from the Greek phantasia — "making visible." Ancient Greeks believed imagination could literally perceive things beyond the physical world. Every fantasy author is still doing exactly that.
What fantasy world do you wish you could visit?
#FantasyFacts
What fantasy world do you wish you could visit?
#FantasyFacts
Why?
It's not kofi or patreon! You can support lots of people! You can give money for any reason! Good meme? Nice joke? Felt like hurling pieces of copper at someone's head?
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
But here's some writing to make you feel like i've earned it, from my #fantasyfacts series!
It's not kofi or patreon! You can support lots of people! You can give money for any reason! Good meme? Nice joke? Felt like hurling pieces of copper at someone's head?
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
But here's some writing to make you feel like i've earned it, from my #fantasyfacts series!
The Real Purpose of Dragon Hoards (That they don't want you to know) | Valiant
Dragons hoard. It’s a well documented behavior beloved by all, even those the dragon steals from. Sure, the gold was nice in your purse, but
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August 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Why?
It's not kofi or patreon! You can support lots of people! You can give money for any reason! Good meme? Nice joke? Felt like hurling pieces of copper at someone's head?
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
But here's some writing to make you feel like i've earned it, from my #fantasyfacts series!
It's not kofi or patreon! You can support lots of people! You can give money for any reason! Good meme? Nice joke? Felt like hurling pieces of copper at someone's head?
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
But here's some writing to make you feel like i've earned it, from my #fantasyfacts series!
Phoenix Trivia!
Which ancient culture had a myth of a firebird like the Phoenix?
A) Egyptian
B) Chinese
C) Slavic
D) All of the above
Reply with your guess! 🔥🐦
#PhoenixTrivia #FantasyFacts #RenaissanceFaireMagic
Which ancient culture had a myth of a firebird like the Phoenix?
A) Egyptian
B) Chinese
C) Slavic
D) All of the above
Reply with your guess! 🔥🐦
#PhoenixTrivia #FantasyFacts #RenaissanceFaireMagic
May 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Phoenix Trivia!
Which ancient culture had a myth of a firebird like the Phoenix?
A) Egyptian
B) Chinese
C) Slavic
D) All of the above
Reply with your guess! 🔥🐦
#PhoenixTrivia #FantasyFacts #RenaissanceFaireMagic
Which ancient culture had a myth of a firebird like the Phoenix?
A) Egyptian
B) Chinese
C) Slavic
D) All of the above
Reply with your guess! 🔥🐦
#PhoenixTrivia #FantasyFacts #RenaissanceFaireMagic
Did you know: Belladonna (deadly nightshade) was once used to dilate pupils—hence the name belladonna, meaning “beautiful woman.”
#FunFact #PyesPocket #DarkHistory #WitchyVibes #PlantLore #BookishFun #FantasyFacts
#FunFact #PyesPocket #DarkHistory #WitchyVibes #PlantLore #BookishFun #FantasyFacts
April 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Did you know: Belladonna (deadly nightshade) was once used to dilate pupils—hence the name belladonna, meaning “beautiful woman.”
#FunFact #PyesPocket #DarkHistory #WitchyVibes #PlantLore #BookishFun #FantasyFacts
#FunFact #PyesPocket #DarkHistory #WitchyVibes #PlantLore #BookishFun #FantasyFacts