#FascistLawyerBarbie
& Habba-Dabba-Don’t certainly CANNOT “fake being smart”

Oh, honey

#FascistLawyerBarbie
April 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
March 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
#AlinaHabba

Babydoll, sit the fuck down.

Shouldn’t you be off sniffing Andrew Tate’s chair or something?

Giving him moon eyes?

A sex trafficker and blatant abuser?

Oh, honey.

#StockholmSyndrome

You can quit the ditzy #FascistLawyerBarbie act ANYTIME, darlin’.

We insist.
These two alone have a history of struggling with even BASIC courtroom procedure haha

#Habba can’t even properly introduce evidence

She said on a podcast once that she’d rather be pretty coz “I can fake being smart”

Oh, honey…. Ya really can’t
One small comfort I take sometimes is that the right’s “lawyers” are truly terrible at lawyering.

Like, they suck. Bad.

Look at Judge Cannon’s history lmfao

And Fascist-Lawyer-Barbie Alina #Habba is just… special

They can’t write shit, or argue shit lol

I think someone took the BAR for ‘em
March 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
She sucks.

#FascistLawyerBarbie #Habba

She needs to Habba-Dabba-Don’t
What makes Alina Habba's condescension as amusing as it is appalling: I've watched AOC question witnesses at House hearing and Habba do so in court. And AOC is *much* better at cross-examination than Habba.
April 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yep!

They try to attack her for that.

#Habba: “you were in a BAR, #AOC. Not to have a drink, but to SERVE one.”

She’s talking to all of us.

#FascistLawyerBarbie
Just elephant in the conversation for a moment, but, wasn't AOC a bartender as well?

I spent 10 years behind the pine. Those are some of the BEST people to know in town.
April 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
And let’s be real

We all know that #FascistLawyerBarbie is really a Hawk-Tuah girl, as they try to project onto others

“I can fake being smart” 🤡🧠❄️

#Habba haha
AOC never ran on a campaign of using sexuality to promote her policies. The need to label a giant sign with "socialism is sexy" over her breasts really let's you directly inside the horny demons that Ben Garrison is battling with every day
I am sorry to her for posting this but I feel like people need to know that this is what they attacked her with (in comics, media, IRL)

IMMEDIATELY when she hit the scene after her grassroots campaign & no corporate sponsors

Because they were THREATENED AS FUCK

#AOC
March 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
#AlinaHabba had recently said similar shit to #AOC

“You were in a BAR, not to have a drink, but to serve one.”

Creep-ass #FascistLawyerBarbie needs to just go away and make more googly eyes at #AndrewTate or something on the #Russian shill podcast of #BennyJohnson

#RESIST
Yeah, he tried the “you are just a bartender, not an intellectual

what real world accomplishments do you have besides serving me beer?”

Hasn’t seen me in several years at all haha

Same old shit they try though, because they’re threatened AF of dissent

@aoc.bsky.social
@sanders.senate.gov
April 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM