#fatspeakfriday
I hate character limits, but Steven UwU
I hate character limits, but Steven UwU
October 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
#fatspeakfriday
I hate character limits, but Steven UwU
I hate character limits, but Steven UwU
#FatspeakFriday
"Ttthhuhh ppuuhhrrsshhuiihtt uuhhff eehhtteehhrrnniihhtteehh... mmngglpp, uulpphh... nneesshheesshhittahhttess... uuhh ccooohnnschieennttiiousshh aahhpprrooacchh... tttuuhh aaahhll tthhihhnggsshh eepphhhemmeerraahhll... iiihhnccluuhddiihhnngg dddesshhheehhrrtsshh...! UURrRrRRAARPH!"
"Ttthhuhh ppuuhhrrsshhuiihtt uuhhff eehhtteehhrrnniihhtteehh... mmngglpp, uulpphh... nneesshheesshhittahhttess... uuhh ccooohnnschieennttiiousshh aahhpprrooacchh... tttuuhh aaahhll tthhihhnggsshh eepphhhemmeerraahhll... iiihhnccluuhddiihhnngg dddesshhheehhrrtsshh...! UURrRrRRAARPH!"
July 31, 2026 at 3:02 PM
#FatspeakFriday
"Ttthhuhh ppuuhhrrsshhuiihtt uuhhff eehhtteehhrrnniihhtteehh... mmngglpp, uulpphh... nneesshheesshhittahhttess... uuhh ccooohnnschieennttiiousshh aahhpprrooacchh... tttuuhh aaahhll tthhihhnggsshh eepphhhemmeerraahhll... iiihhnccluuhddiihhnngg dddesshhheehhrrtsshh...! UURrRrRRAARPH!"
"Ttthhuhh ppuuhhrrsshhuiihtt uuhhff eehhtteehhrrnniihhtteehh... mmngglpp, uulpphh... nneesshheesshhittahhttess... uuhh ccooohnnschieennttiiousshh aahhpprrooacchh... tttuuhh aaahhll tthhihhnggsshh eepphhhemmeerraahhll... iiihhnccluuhddiihhnngg dddesshhheehhrrtsshh...! UURrRrRRAARPH!"
#fatspeakfriday
"W-waiiht! I'hm.. haah... not'sh e-even ah chaahrabbBBBWWWOoOoOoOoRRRPPpp!!~ chharacterr p-pe'hople.... hoooh... w'hood eashily recognizhhe, w-whhy d'ho I'h g-geht'sh a fatshpeaak p-poohsht'sh?" The weird girl sona inquired, not aware that her fans want to see her fatter and fatter.
"W-waiiht! I'hm.. haah... not'sh e-even ah chaahrabbBBBWWWOoOoOoOoRRRPPpp!!~ chharacterr p-pe'hople.... hoooh... w'hood eashily recognizhhe, w-whhy d'ho I'h g-geht'sh a fatshpeaak p-poohsht'sh?" The weird girl sona inquired, not aware that her fans want to see her fatter and fatter.
January 30, 2026 at 9:13 PM
#fatspeakfriday
"W-waiiht! I'hm.. haah... not'sh e-even ah chaahrabbBBBWWWOoOoOoOoRRRPPpp!!~ chharacterr p-pe'hople.... hoooh... w'hood eashily recognizhhe, w-whhy d'ho I'h g-geht'sh a fatshpeaak p-poohsht'sh?" The weird girl sona inquired, not aware that her fans want to see her fatter and fatter.
"W-waiiht! I'hm.. haah... not'sh e-even ah chaahrabbBBBWWWOoOoOoOoRRRPPpp!!~ chharacterr p-pe'hople.... hoooh... w'hood eashily recognizhhe, w-whhy d'ho I'h g-geht'sh a fatshpeaak p-poohsht'sh?" The weird girl sona inquired, not aware that her fans want to see her fatter and fatter.
#fatspeakfriday
Instant weight gain? Oh *BWOOOMPH* pleashe… *hahhh* dash no’h… hooh… reah… Ish jush shome… nonshenshe. Nonshenshe! NONSHENSHE!! Wha’… ah yuhh lhookin’ ah mhe like tha’ foah? Ish dewe shomethin’ on muh fasche?
Instant weight gain? Oh *BWOOOMPH* pleashe… *hahhh* dash no’h… hooh… reah… Ish jush shome… nonshenshe. Nonshenshe! NONSHENSHE!! Wha’… ah yuhh lhookin’ ah mhe like tha’ foah? Ish dewe shomethin’ on muh fasche?
October 2, 2026 at 4:08 AM
#fatspeakfriday
Instant weight gain? Oh *BWOOOMPH* pleashe… *hahhh* dash no’h… hooh… reah… Ish jush shome… nonshenshe. Nonshenshe! NONSHENSHE!! Wha’… ah yuhh lhookin’ ah mhe like tha’ foah? Ish dewe shomethin’ on muh fasche?
Instant weight gain? Oh *BWOOOMPH* pleashe… *hahhh* dash no’h… hooh… reah… Ish jush shome… nonshenshe. Nonshenshe! NONSHENSHE!! Wha’… ah yuhh lhookin’ ah mhe like tha’ foah? Ish dewe shomethin’ on muh fasche?
maybe someday i should really commit to bringing back #fatspeakfriday... i miss that trend a lot........
February 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
maybe someday i should really commit to bringing back #fatspeakfriday... i miss that trend a lot........
#fatspeakfriday
*grruuuuurbbbblllleourrrghur* "EEHAAAAOUUUUUURPPPPPHHHH....tha'tsh...aboutfph everyphOUUUUURPH'ing...in Miss'sh KoooOOOOURRRRRRRRRBBBAAAAOURPH'yashimphs friphge....frph *huff* *huff* *pant* *gggourrrrbleeeeourrblelblble* BaaooooUUURrrrRPH...ofph..Exhchuse meEEeeeEEOUUUUUUUURPH'meph"
*grruuuuurbbbblllleourrrghur* "EEHAAAAOUUUUUURPPPPPHHHH....tha'tsh...aboutfph everyphOUUUUURPH'ing...in Miss'sh KoooOOOOURRRRRRRRRBBBAAAAOURPH'yashimphs friphge....frph *huff* *huff* *pant* *gggourrrrbleeeeourrblelblble* BaaooooUUURrrrRPH...ofph..Exhchuse meEEeeeEEOUUUUUUUURPH'meph"
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
#fatspeakfriday
*grruuuuurbbbblllleourrrghur* "EEHAAAAOUUUUUURPPPPPHHHH....tha'tsh...aboutfph everyphOUUUUURPH'ing...in Miss'sh KoooOOOOURRRRRRRRRBBBAAAAOURPH'yashimphs friphge....frph *huff* *huff* *pant* *gggourrrrbleeeeourrblelblble* BaaooooUUURrrrRPH...ofph..Exhchuse meEEeeeEEOUUUUUUUURPH'meph"
*grruuuuurbbbblllleourrrghur* "EEHAAAAOUUUUUURPPPPPHHHH....tha'tsh...aboutfph everyphOUUUUURPH'ing...in Miss'sh KoooOOOOURRRRRRRRRBBBAAAAOURPH'yashimphs friphge....frph *huff* *huff* *pant* *gggourrrrbleeeeourrblelblble* BaaooooUUURrrrRPH...ofph..Exhchuse meEEeeeEEOUUUUUUUURPH'meph"
#FatspeakFriday
"Hhhaahhh... Hhhoohhwww ttrroouubbleesshhoohmmee... Iiiihhttt sshheeehhmmmsshhh Iiiihhhfff ggoohhtteehhnn sshhoohhh llaahhrrgghee ttthhaahhttt eehhfffeeenn... hhhuuuffhh... ggrrahhbbiihnngg uuhhh sshhttaahhff iiisshhh iiihhmmposshhibbleee ffuuhhhrrr mmmeehhh nnnooohhww..."
"Hhhaahhh... Hhhoohhwww ttrroouubbleesshhoohmmee... Iiiihhttt sshheeehhmmmsshhh Iiiihhhfff ggoohhtteehhnn sshhoohhh llaahhrrgghee ttthhaahhttt eehhfffeeenn... hhhuuuffhh... ggrrahhbbiihnngg uuhhh sshhttaahhff iiisshhh iiihhmmposshhibbleee ffuuhhhrrr mmmeehhh nnnooohhww..."
March 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
#FatspeakFriday
"Hhhaahhh... Hhhoohhwww ttrroouubbleesshhoohmmee... Iiiihhttt sshheeehhmmmsshhh Iiiihhhfff ggoohhtteehhnn sshhoohhh llaahhrrgghee ttthhaahhttt eehhfffeeenn... hhhuuuffhh... ggrrahhbbiihnngg uuhhh sshhttaahhff iiisshhh iiihhmmposshhibbleee ffuuhhhrrr mmmeehhh nnnooohhww..."
"Hhhaahhh... Hhhoohhwww ttrroouubbleesshhoohmmee... Iiiihhttt sshheeehhmmmsshhh Iiiihhhfff ggoohhtteehhnn sshhoohhh llaahhrrgghee ttthhaahhttt eehhfffeeenn... hhhuuuffhh... ggrrahhbbiihnngg uuhhh sshhttaahhff iiisshhh iiihhmmposshhibbleee ffuuhhhrrr mmmeehhh nnnooohhww..."
#fatspeakfriday
"N-noh mahtther hooohw muhch youh... wheeeze... weihgh, Mihhkuuh w-w-will ahlwayysh l-luv you'h n-nho m-mahthher whateh! Butsh, y-youh knoohw.... haaah.. what'sh deehy shay? Bihggeehr i-is'h behteehr!!" So like, how does a voicebank even SOUND fatter? It's like MANY octaves lower...
"N-noh mahtther hooohw muhch youh... wheeeze... weihgh, Mihhkuuh w-w-will ahlwayysh l-luv you'h n-nho m-mahthher whateh! Butsh, y-youh knoohw.... haaah.. what'sh deehy shay? Bihggeehr i-is'h behteehr!!" So like, how does a voicebank even SOUND fatter? It's like MANY octaves lower...
Hatsune Miku Leek Dance Performance
ALT: Hatsune Miku Leek Dance Performance
static.klipy.com
September 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
#fatspeakfriday
"N-noh mahtther hooohw muhch youh... wheeeze... weihgh, Mihhkuuh w-w-will ahlwayysh l-luv you'h n-nho m-mahthher whateh! Butsh, y-youh knoohw.... haaah.. what'sh deehy shay? Bihggeehr i-is'h behteehr!!" So like, how does a voicebank even SOUND fatter? It's like MANY octaves lower...
"N-noh mahtther hooohw muhch youh... wheeeze... weihgh, Mihhkuuh w-w-will ahlwayysh l-luv you'h n-nho m-mahthher whateh! Butsh, y-youh knoohw.... haaah.. what'sh deehy shay? Bihggeehr i-is'h behteehr!!" So like, how does a voicebank even SOUND fatter? It's like MANY octaves lower...
#fatspeakfriday
"H-hey hhhey! Loon'gh time nho.. haaah... shee, hhuh? M-me? Ohh, I'hvee... mmmffphh.... bbBBBWWOoOoOoOoORRPPPpp!! ... beeeen goin' t-throouugh muh baack.... nnfffh.. c-catalog. Nothhin' m'ch elsehh h-haappeeniing."
(Her sleepy ass doesn't know there's a remake around the corner...)
"H-hey hhhey! Loon'gh time nho.. haaah... shee, hhuh? M-me? Ohh, I'hvee... mmmffphh.... bbBBBWWOoOoOoOoORRPPPpp!! ... beeeen goin' t-throouugh muh baack.... nnfffh.. c-catalog. Nothhin' m'ch elsehh h-haappeeniing."
(Her sleepy ass doesn't know there's a remake around the corner...)
September 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
#fatspeakfriday
"H-hey hhhey! Loon'gh time nho.. haaah... shee, hhuh? M-me? Ohh, I'hvee... mmmffphh.... bbBBBWWOoOoOoOoORRPPPpp!! ... beeeen goin' t-throouugh muh baack.... nnfffh.. c-catalog. Nothhin' m'ch elsehh h-haappeeniing."
(Her sleepy ass doesn't know there's a remake around the corner...)
"H-hey hhhey! Loon'gh time nho.. haaah... shee, hhuh? M-me? Ohh, I'hvee... mmmffphh.... bbBBBWWOoOoOoOoORRPPPpp!! ... beeeen goin' t-throouugh muh baack.... nnfffh.. c-catalog. Nothhin' m'ch elsehh h-haappeeniing."
(Her sleepy ass doesn't know there's a remake around the corner...)
#fatspeakfriday
" ... bbBBWWWWOoOoOoOoOoRRRPPpp!!~ haaaaah~.. ... HRRPPffphhhh!!~ ... hoooooh~.. ... *Gurrrrrrrgle* ... *Grooooooan* ... ..!"
(Oh, Misha, more parfaits please!) The deafmute signs to her partner in crime, unaware of how distractive & noisy she's being throughout her midclass binge~
" ... bbBBWWWWOoOoOoOoOoRRRPPpp!!~ haaaaah~.. ... HRRPPffphhhh!!~ ... hoooooh~.. ... *Gurrrrrrrgle* ... *Grooooooan* ... ..!"
(Oh, Misha, more parfaits please!) The deafmute signs to her partner in crime, unaware of how distractive & noisy she's being throughout her midclass binge~
May 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
#fatspeakfriday
" ... bbBBWWWWOoOoOoOoOoRRRPPpp!!~ haaaaah~.. ... HRRPPffphhhh!!~ ... hoooooh~.. ... *Gurrrrrrrgle* ... *Grooooooan* ... ..!"
(Oh, Misha, more parfaits please!) The deafmute signs to her partner in crime, unaware of how distractive & noisy she's being throughout her midclass binge~
" ... bbBBWWWWOoOoOoOoOoRRRPPpp!!~ haaaaah~.. ... HRRPPffphhhh!!~ ... hoooooh~.. ... *Gurrrrrrrgle* ... *Grooooooan* ... ..!"
(Oh, Misha, more parfaits please!) The deafmute signs to her partner in crime, unaware of how distractive & noisy she's being throughout her midclass binge~
#FatspeakFriday
"Thish... huuffh... isshh thhuhh ddesshppaiihrr Iiih crrahhve...! Ddroohhwwnniinngghh iihhnn muuhh ohwwnn ffahhtt... Sshoohh heeahhvvhyy iihht'sshh ccruusshhiihhnngg mmeehhh... Ffeehhlliihngg mmyy hheahhrrtt sshheeiisshee...! Hhhaahh... Iiihh ccahhn'tt ttahhkee mmuucch mmuhhree...!"
"Thish... huuffh... isshh thhuhh ddesshppaiihrr Iiih crrahhve...! Ddroohhwwnniinngghh iihhnn muuhh ohwwnn ffahhtt... Sshoohh heeahhvvhyy iihht'sshh ccruusshhiihhnngg mmeehhh... Ffeehhlliihngg mmyy hheahhrrtt sshheeiisshee...! Hhhaahh... Iiihh ccahhn'tt ttahhkee mmuucch mmuhhree...!"
March 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
#FatspeakFriday
"Thish... huuffh... isshh thhuhh ddesshppaiihrr Iiih crrahhve...! Ddroohhwwnniinngghh iihhnn muuhh ohwwnn ffahhtt... Sshoohh heeahhvvhyy iihht'sshh ccruusshhiihhnngg mmeehhh... Ffeehhlliihngg mmyy hheahhrrtt sshheeiisshee...! Hhhaahh... Iiihh ccahhn'tt ttahhkee mmuucch mmuhhree...!"
"Thish... huuffh... isshh thhuhh ddesshppaiihrr Iiih crrahhve...! Ddroohhwwnniinngghh iihhnn muuhh ohwwnn ffahhtt... Sshoohh heeahhvvhyy iihht'sshh ccruusshhiihhnngg mmeehhh... Ffeehhlliihngg mmyy hheahhrrtt sshheeiisshee...! Hhhaahh... Iiihh ccahhn'tt ttahhkee mmuucch mmuhhree...!"
#fatspeakfriday
[Hostile threat 𝟑𝟔...𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒆𝒅.]
HaaAh...UhAaAUUhhhth...H-Huuthhh...Still h-huhngry...
[Systems failing...]
[Hunger classified: 𝑹𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑶𝑼𝑺]
. . .
[Suit compression exceeding 𝟏𝟑𝟖𝟖%]
𝑼𝒉𝒓𝒌--...shuuht...uph...💨
[𝑫𝒊𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅]
S-ShhUuhtt--○•𝑶𝑶𝒐𝑶𝒐𝒖𝑼𝑼𝒖𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹𝒑𝑷𝒑𝒑𝑷.•--!?!
[Hostile threat 𝟑𝟔...𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒆𝒅.]
HaaAh...UhAaAUUhhhth...H-Huuthhh...Still h-huhngry...
[Systems failing...]
[Hunger classified: 𝑹𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑶𝑼𝑺]
. . .
[Suit compression exceeding 𝟏𝟑𝟖𝟖%]
𝑼𝒉𝒓𝒌--...shuuht...uph...💨
[𝑫𝒊𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅]
S-ShhUuhtt--○•𝑶𝑶𝒐𝑶𝒐𝒖𝑼𝑼𝒖𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹𝒑𝑷𝒑𝒑𝑷.•--!?!
September 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
#fatspeakfriday
[Hostile threat 𝟑𝟔...𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒆𝒅.]
HaaAh...UhAaAUUhhhth...H-Huuthhh...Still h-huhngry...
[Systems failing...]
[Hunger classified: 𝑹𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑶𝑼𝑺]
. . .
[Suit compression exceeding 𝟏𝟑𝟖𝟖%]
𝑼𝒉𝒓𝒌--...shuuht...uph...💨
[𝑫𝒊𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅]
S-ShhUuhtt--○•𝑶𝑶𝒐𝑶𝒐𝒖𝑼𝑼𝒖𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹𝒑𝑷𝒑𝒑𝑷.•--!?!
[Hostile threat 𝟑𝟔...𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒆𝒅.]
HaaAh...UhAaAUUhhhth...H-Huuthhh...Still h-huhngry...
[Systems failing...]
[Hunger classified: 𝑹𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑶𝑼𝑺]
. . .
[Suit compression exceeding 𝟏𝟑𝟖𝟖%]
𝑼𝒉𝒓𝒌--...shuuht...uph...💨
[𝑫𝒊𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅]
S-ShhUuhtt--○•𝑶𝑶𝒐𝑶𝒐𝒖𝑼𝑼𝒖𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹𝒑𝑷𝒑𝒑𝑷.•--!?!
#fatspeakfriday
this isn't your usual fatspeak post...
you may not know this but i used to do captions. this stella (done by @darkfireballz.bsky.social) is EXTREMELY old but i wanted to contribute to the trend the best way i know how. through stella va11halla
(normal on left, fatspeak on right)
this isn't your usual fatspeak post...
you may not know this but i used to do captions. this stella (done by @darkfireballz.bsky.social) is EXTREMELY old but i wanted to contribute to the trend the best way i know how. through stella va11halla
(normal on left, fatspeak on right)
May 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
#fatspeakfriday
this isn't your usual fatspeak post...
you may not know this but i used to do captions. this stella (done by @darkfireballz.bsky.social) is EXTREMELY old but i wanted to contribute to the trend the best way i know how. through stella va11halla
(normal on left, fatspeak on right)
this isn't your usual fatspeak post...
you may not know this but i used to do captions. this stella (done by @darkfireballz.bsky.social) is EXTREMELY old but i wanted to contribute to the trend the best way i know how. through stella va11halla
(normal on left, fatspeak on right)
#fatspeakfriday
"M-muhhthermind, whereeveer ya aahreeh, if youhh.. UUURRRRPP!!~ t-thihhnk ah c-chhouple m-meashhly poundshh areh g-goihn' toh shhtop muhh i-i-ihhnveshthigation you'reh s-shuhrehly mihhshtaken. I'hm d-dishhahhpoihntehd youh'd thihnk t-thihshh w'hould shhtohp m-me, hoohnehshtly."
"M-muhhthermind, whereeveer ya aahreeh, if youhh.. UUURRRRPP!!~ t-thihhnk ah c-chhouple m-meashhly poundshh areh g-goihn' toh shhtop muhh i-i-ihhnveshthigation you'reh s-shuhrehly mihhshtaken. I'hm d-dishhahhpoihntehd youh'd thihnk t-thihshh w'hould shhtohp m-me, hoohnehshtly."
Waifu Danganronpa GIF
ALT: Waifu Danganronpa GIF
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
#fatspeakfriday
"M-muhhthermind, whereeveer ya aahreeh, if youhh.. UUURRRRPP!!~ t-thihhnk ah c-chhouple m-meashhly poundshh areh g-goihn' toh shhtop muhh i-i-ihhnveshthigation you'reh s-shuhrehly mihhshtaken. I'hm d-dishhahhpoihntehd youh'd thihnk t-thihshh w'hould shhtohp m-me, hoohnehshtly."
"M-muhhthermind, whereeveer ya aahreeh, if youhh.. UUURRRRPP!!~ t-thihhnk ah c-chhouple m-meashhly poundshh areh g-goihn' toh shhtop muhh i-i-ihhnveshthigation you'reh s-shuhrehly mihhshtaken. I'hm d-dishhahhpoihntehd youh'd thihnk t-thihshh w'hould shhtohp m-me, hoohnehshtly."
#fatspeakfriday
*HhhwweooRRRUUHGGLLKKK!!!* L-Lihiiink! Huuuhnngry!!
S-sho fhuulllll... b-but caahnn't shtooppp... t-tooh HUUNGGHREEYY.... j-jussht need... abhiit morrhee....
*BBWWOOUAAARRRWWHHHPPPPPPP!!!*
F-fheed meeehs, Liihnkk... c-cahhn't moovhe- *HRRRUULLPP!!*- aarrmshhh... tooheaavvyy....
*HhhwweooRRRUUHGGLLKKK!!!* L-Lihiiink! Huuuhnngry!!
S-sho fhuulllll... b-but caahnn't shtooppp... t-tooh HUUNGGHREEYY.... j-jussht need... abhiit morrhee....
*BBWWOOUAAARRRWWHHHPPPPPPP!!!*
F-fheed meeehs, Liihnkk... c-cahhn't moovhe- *HRRRUULLPP!!*- aarrmshhh... tooheaavvyy....
September 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
#fatspeakfriday
*HhhwweooRRRUUHGGLLKKK!!!* L-Lihiiink! Huuuhnngry!!
S-sho fhuulllll... b-but caahnn't shtooppp... t-tooh HUUNGGHREEYY.... j-jussht need... abhiit morrhee....
*BBWWOOUAAARRRWWHHHPPPPPPP!!!*
F-fheed meeehs, Liihnkk... c-cahhn't moovhe- *HRRRUULLPP!!*- aarrmshhh... tooheaavvyy....
*HhhwweooRRRUUHGGLLKKK!!!* L-Lihiiink! Huuuhnngry!!
S-sho fhuulllll... b-but caahnn't shtooppp... t-tooh HUUNGGHREEYY.... j-jussht need... abhiit morrhee....
*BBWWOOUAAARRRWWHHHPPPPPPP!!!*
F-fheed meeehs, Liihnkk... c-cahhn't moovhe- *HRRRUULLPP!!*- aarrmshhh... tooheaavvyy....
Wait #fatspeakfriday is somewhat a thing again?
AND I'M LEARNING ABOUT THIS ON A SATURDAY??? WHY MUST I LEARN ABOUT THIS ON SKINNYSPEAKSATURDAY OF ALL DAYS!!!
AND I'M LEARNING ABOUT THIS ON A SATURDAY??? WHY MUST I LEARN ABOUT THIS ON SKINNYSPEAKSATURDAY OF ALL DAYS!!!
Some people don't know FatspeakFriday and the barely comprehensible threads us degenerates wrote down full of wheezes, belches, and 't-teehxt'sh thaht.. 𝘮𝘮𝘮𝘮𝘱𝘧𝘩.... thaht'sh.. 𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘩.. r-reeaahdshh likeshh..... 𝘩𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘩... thihshsh~' during (primarily) quarantine lockdown...
April 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Wait #fatspeakfriday is somewhat a thing again?
AND I'M LEARNING ABOUT THIS ON A SATURDAY??? WHY MUST I LEARN ABOUT THIS ON SKINNYSPEAKSATURDAY OF ALL DAYS!!!
AND I'M LEARNING ABOUT THIS ON A SATURDAY??? WHY MUST I LEARN ABOUT THIS ON SKINNYSPEAKSATURDAY OF ALL DAYS!!!
#fatspeakfriday
" Radar... BUURP... Alert "
THUD THUD
" Radar... hufff... Alert "
THUD THUD
" Food delivery... detec-BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP "
MUNCH MUNCH
" Hmmm... this ish the shtuff... greashy and shavory food fitted for a GOD of gluttony like me "
" Radar... BUURP... Alert "
THUD THUD
" Radar... hufff... Alert "
THUD THUD
" Food delivery... detec-BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP "
MUNCH MUNCH
" Hmmm... this ish the shtuff... greashy and shavory food fitted for a GOD of gluttony like me "
July 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
#fatspeakfriday
" Radar... BUURP... Alert "
THUD THUD
" Radar... hufff... Alert "
THUD THUD
" Food delivery... detec-BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP "
MUNCH MUNCH
" Hmmm... this ish the shtuff... greashy and shavory food fitted for a GOD of gluttony like me "
" Radar... BUURP... Alert "
THUD THUD
" Radar... hufff... Alert "
THUD THUD
" Food delivery... detec-BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP "
MUNCH MUNCH
" Hmmm... this ish the shtuff... greashy and shavory food fitted for a GOD of gluttony like me "
#fatspeakfriday
O-oohh, hhelloh ccarohhll.. I rreallhy shhould thankh youhh forr thhe *hhuff* ppeppermint muffiinshh.. bbut ccould you mmahke shome mmore nnexsht time?? Ffor thheh *hhuff *huff* bake sshale of ccourse..
O-oohh, hhelloh ccarohhll.. I rreallhy shhould thankh youhh forr thhe *hhuff* ppeppermint muffiinshh.. bbut ccould you mmahke shome mmore nnexsht time?? Ffor thheh *hhuff *huff* bake sshale of ccourse..
September 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
#fatspeakfriday
O-oohh, hhelloh ccarohhll.. I rreallhy shhould thankh youhh forr thhe *hhuff* ppeppermint muffiinshh.. bbut ccould you mmahke shome mmore nnexsht time?? Ffor thheh *hhuff *huff* bake sshale of ccourse..
O-oohh, hhelloh ccarohhll.. I rreallhy shhould thankh youhh forr thhe *hhuff* ppeppermint muffiinshh.. bbut ccould you mmahke shome mmore nnexsht time?? Ffor thheh *hhuff *huff* bake sshale of ccourse..
#Fatspeakfriday
“Mmmpph..paradhishe is sho chloshe…turjning mhyself…hff..inhto a pherfect rechreation of thaht ghiant fhrlm the whormhUUURRPPP…mmm…I’hl showh that..haah..glhutoonous bheast that I’hm one…HOOURPP…an the shahme…”
“Mmmpph..paradhishe is sho chloshe…turjning mhyself…hff..inhto a pherfect rechreation of thaht ghiant fhrlm the whormhUUURRPPP…mmm…I’hl showh that..haah..glhutoonous bheast that I’hm one…HOOURPP…an the shahme…”
March 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
#Fatspeakfriday
“Mmmpph..paradhishe is sho chloshe…turjning mhyself…hff..inhto a pherfect rechreation of thaht ghiant fhrlm the whormhUUURRPPP…mmm…I’hl showh that..haah..glhutoonous bheast that I’hm one…HOOURPP…an the shahme…”
“Mmmpph..paradhishe is sho chloshe…turjning mhyself…hff..inhto a pherfect rechreation of thaht ghiant fhrlm the whormhUUURRPPP…mmm…I’hl showh that..haah..glhutoonous bheast that I’hm one…HOOURPP…an the shahme…”
#fatspeakfriday
I’hhve… huff… beehn eatingh deshe “heawth” barsh… hahh… non-shtop… an’ you’h teh-wih meh dey’re… *ourp* acshuawwy HEATH barsh? Nyoht goo’h foh yuh? I wash sho foowish. Foowish! FOOWISH!!
I’hhve… huff… beehn eatingh deshe “heawth” barsh… hahh… non-shtop… an’ you’h teh-wih meh dey’re… *ourp* acshuawwy HEATH barsh? Nyoht goo’h foh yuh? I wash sho foowish. Foowish! FOOWISH!!
September 25, 2026 at 12:05 PM
#fatspeakfriday
I’hhve… huff… beehn eatingh deshe “heawth” barsh… hahh… non-shtop… an’ you’h teh-wih meh dey’re… *ourp* acshuawwy HEATH barsh? Nyoht goo’h foh yuh? I wash sho foowish. Foowish! FOOWISH!!
I’hhve… huff… beehn eatingh deshe “heawth” barsh… hahh… non-shtop… an’ you’h teh-wih meh dey’re… *ourp* acshuawwy HEATH barsh? Nyoht goo’h foh yuh? I wash sho foowish. Foowish! FOOWISH!!
*rrriiip—*
Alorsh… wash d-dat an ~urrrRRPPP~other dress? …h-hah-how terribly inconvenient. I oOuRR-ply received thish one lasht w-weekh. T-theshe new ~gURrp~ s-heamstreshes shimply doh nhot undershtand de ~huff~ ampleur required. #Fatspeakfriday
Alorsh… wash d-dat an ~urrrRRPPP~other dress? …h-hah-how terribly inconvenient. I oOuRR-ply received thish one lasht w-weekh. T-theshe new ~gURrp~ s-heamstreshes shimply doh nhot undershtand de ~huff~ ampleur required. #Fatspeakfriday
August 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
*rrriiip—*
Alorsh… wash d-dat an ~urrrRRPPP~other dress? …h-hah-how terribly inconvenient. I oOuRR-ply received thish one lasht w-weekh. T-theshe new ~gURrp~ s-heamstreshes shimply doh nhot undershtand de ~huff~ ampleur required. #Fatspeakfriday
Alorsh… wash d-dat an ~urrrRRPPP~other dress? …h-hah-how terribly inconvenient. I oOuRR-ply received thish one lasht w-weekh. T-theshe new ~gURrp~ s-heamstreshes shimply doh nhot undershtand de ~huff~ ampleur required. #Fatspeakfriday
#FatspeakFriday
"Hfffhmhm~ Sherioushly though, [******]-kun... 'Don't Look Here'? Horrible folder name for your shtash of not-shafe-for-work shtuff... It only made me more curioush...~
No wonder you were sho hard to get... I wash jusht too shkinny~
Well? Will you correct that or what...~?"
"Hfffhmhm~ Sherioushly though, [******]-kun... 'Don't Look Here'? Horrible folder name for your shtash of not-shafe-for-work shtuff... It only made me more curioush...~
No wonder you were sho hard to get... I wash jusht too shkinny~
Well? Will you correct that or what...~?"
October 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
#FatspeakFriday
"Hfffhmhm~ Sherioushly though, [******]-kun... 'Don't Look Here'? Horrible folder name for your shtash of not-shafe-for-work shtuff... It only made me more curioush...~
No wonder you were sho hard to get... I wash jusht too shkinny~
Well? Will you correct that or what...~?"
"Hfffhmhm~ Sherioushly though, [******]-kun... 'Don't Look Here'? Horrible folder name for your shtash of not-shafe-for-work shtuff... It only made me more curioush...~
No wonder you were sho hard to get... I wash jusht too shkinny~
Well? Will you correct that or what...~?"
Fatspeak is very underrated and under appreciated. I don't care if the dialouge is barely intelligible, deciphering what the blobpile is attempting to verbalize with all their might is fun (also a MAJOR turn on.)
That's it, that's the post.
(Man, I miss FatspeakFriday, lmao.)
That's it, that's the post.
(Man, I miss FatspeakFriday, lmao.)
March 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Fatspeak is very underrated and under appreciated. I don't care if the dialouge is barely intelligible, deciphering what the blobpile is attempting to verbalize with all their might is fun (also a MAJOR turn on.)
That's it, that's the post.
(Man, I miss FatspeakFriday, lmao.)
That's it, that's the post.
(Man, I miss FatspeakFriday, lmao.)
Some people don't know FatspeakFriday and the barely comprehensible threads us degenerates wrote down full of wheezes, belches, and 't-teehxt'sh thaht.. 𝘮𝘮𝘮𝘮𝘱𝘧𝘩.... thaht'sh.. 𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘩.. r-reeaahdshh likeshh..... 𝘩𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘩... thihshsh~' during (primarily) quarantine lockdown...
March 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Some people don't know FatspeakFriday and the barely comprehensible threads us degenerates wrote down full of wheezes, belches, and 't-teehxt'sh thaht.. 𝘮𝘮𝘮𝘮𝘱𝘧𝘩.... thaht'sh.. 𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘩.. r-reeaahdshh likeshh..... 𝘩𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘩... thihshsh~' during (primarily) quarantine lockdown...
#FatspeakFriday
"Hhhhaaahhhhaaahhhh...! Ccccaaaahhhnnnn'tttttt llliiiieeeeehhh, bbbuuuhhttt... huhufffhh... Iiiihhhhhh'fffffeee... bbeehhhnn sshhnnacchhhkiihhnggg ooohhhnn cccooohhhkkiieeessshhh aaaaaahhhhhhhhhllllllll ddddddaaaaaahhhhyyyyy~"
"This is why I fuck with you, you always keep it real."
"Hhhhaaahhhhaaahhhh...! Ccccaaaahhhnnnn'tttttt llliiiieeeeehhh, bbbuuuhhttt... huhufffhh... Iiiihhhhhh'fffffeee... bbeehhhnn sshhnnacchhhkiihhnggg ooohhhnn cccooohhhkkiieeessshhh aaaaaahhhhhhhhhllllllll ddddddaaaaaahhhhyyyyy~"
"This is why I fuck with you, you always keep it real."
April 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
#FatspeakFriday
"Hhhhaaahhhhaaahhhh...! Ccccaaaahhhnnnn'tttttt llliiiieeeeehhh, bbbuuuhhttt... huhufffhh... Iiiihhhhhh'fffffeee... bbeehhhnn sshhnnacchhhkiihhnggg ooohhhnn cccooohhhkkiieeessshhh aaaaaahhhhhhhhhllllllll ddddddaaaaaahhhhyyyyy~"
"This is why I fuck with you, you always keep it real."
"Hhhhaaahhhhaaahhhh...! Ccccaaaahhhnnnn'tttttt llliiiieeeeehhh, bbbuuuhhttt... huhufffhh... Iiiihhhhhh'fffffeee... bbeehhhnn sshhnnacchhhkiihhnggg ooohhhnn cccooohhhkkiieeessshhh aaaaaahhhhhhhhhllllllll ddddddaaaaaahhhhyyyyy~"
"This is why I fuck with you, you always keep it real."