#fatspeaksaturday

Gosh… Mishtuh Dickehshun was really nice tuh offuh tuh cover muh food expenshesh for the next decade…but ah might haff gun ovuhbudd.

*hhuUUOOOorp!*

*Huff…*

Defunuhly haff…

*CccrrRAPANG!* (Her handcuff around her waist, unable to hold back her heft, broke open and apart)

#Fatspeaksaturday

*Ggggrrmmble* "Researsh log #7283: Attempts at-

*Huuoorp!*

Ugh... at gaining data *huff* about hell'sh gluttony layer hash proved tuh be surprisingly difficult, ash it requires all entering to have partook in the sin...

*GGGggrrbblll-grooooan*

Sho I musht indulge tuh gain -

#FatspeakSaturday

Jusht becaushe yuh beat me in duh Arcadium, *Munch* doeshnt mean yuh get tuh *Gulp* look down on me!

Plush it'sh not muh fault *munch* that yuh markets
*much* Have
*munch* Such good
*gulp* Food!
*BbwwooOOOAAAAaarpf* (God damn tacosh...sho gud yet sho bloating... *urp*)

If I end up getting home early from work, I WILL do a fatspeaksaturday post, got a particular idea in mind 😈

FatSpeakSaturday! For the unfortunately employed!