FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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Ex-FDA Official Confirms The Existence Of Vegetables
Ex-FDA Official Confirms Existence Of Vegetables
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November 17, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Ex-FDA Official Confirms The Existence Of Vegetables
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
Taylor Farms Recalls Iceberg Lettuce Traced To Farm In Mexico Amid Cyclosporiasis Outbreak
Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
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July 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle
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July 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
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November 27, 2024 at 7:02 PM
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
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From 2010 to 2016 (latest data I have ), NIH research contributed to EVERY drug approved by the FDA
March 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
From 2010 to 2016 (latest data I have ), NIH research contributed to EVERY drug approved by the FDA
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
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December 30, 2024 at 9:47 PM
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
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Former FDA commissioner on LinkedIn:
April 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Former FDA commissioner on LinkedIn:
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
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June 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
Silly FDA, flavored vapes are for kids
May 9, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Silly FDA, flavored vapes are for kids
This afternoon, the top FDA food official responsible for overseeing America's food safety and inspections resigned from the federal government.
Top FDA Food Administrator Resigns After Mass Layoffs
This individual was responsible for overseeing our nation's food safety
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February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This afternoon, the top FDA food official responsible for overseeing America's food safety and inspections resigned from the federal government.
Reporter: The FDA has a new AI tool that's intended to speed up drug approvals. But several FDA employees say the new AI helper is making up studies that do not exist. One FDA employee telling us, 'Anything that you don't have time to double check is unreliable. It hallucinates confidently'
July 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reporter: The FDA has a new AI tool that's intended to speed up drug approvals. But several FDA employees say the new AI helper is making up studies that do not exist. One FDA employee telling us, 'Anything that you don't have time to double check is unreliable. It hallucinates confidently'
Dear FDA, please ban orange dye 666
It’s toxic!
It’s toxic!
January 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Dear FDA, please ban orange dye 666
It’s toxic!
It’s toxic!
An FDA worker confirms what I've seen out there.
CDC's entire FOIA office is gone.
The FDA's communications and web office were cut.
"The FDA as we know it is gone."
CDC's entire FOIA office is gone.
The FDA's communications and web office were cut.
"The FDA as we know it is gone."
April 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
An FDA worker confirms what I've seen out there.
CDC's entire FOIA office is gone.
The FDA's communications and web office were cut.
"The FDA as we know it is gone."
CDC's entire FOIA office is gone.
The FDA's communications and web office were cut.
"The FDA as we know it is gone."
The fda exists for a reason THE FDA EXISTS FOR A REASON.
September 25, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The fda exists for a reason THE FDA EXISTS FOR A REASON.
September 29, 2024 at 4:51 PM
FDA nominee hearing —>
@murray.senate.gov asks Trump's FDA nominee Heidi Overton if she believes the abortion drug mifepristone is safe & effective.
"I know that it has met the safety and efficacy standards of the FDA's review," she said.
Murray notes that she called the pills "dangerous" before joining the admin.
"I know that it has met the safety and efficacy standards of the FDA's review," she said.
Murray notes that she called the pills "dangerous" before joining the admin.
Trump's pick to lead the FDA faces uphill Senate battle
Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee Chair Bill Cassidy has already signaled her vaccine policy work may cost her his vote.
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September 24, 2026 at 3:21 PM
FDA nominee hearing —>
FDA Approves Lettuce That Can Be Remotely Detonated In Event Of Recall https://theonion.com/fda-approves-lettuce-that-can-be-remotely-detonated-in-event-of-recall/
March 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
FDA Approves Lettuce That Can Be Remotely Detonated In Event Of Recall https://theonion.com/fda-approves-lettuce-that-can-be-remotely-detonated-in-event-of-recall/
They are angry that a judge restored a public website providing life-saving resources from the CDC, FDA, and HHS.
February 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
They are angry that a judge restored a public website providing life-saving resources from the CDC, FDA, and HHS.
Can states withhold the tax revenue we would otherwise send to the feds so we can inspect our own goddamned food? www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...
FDA making plans to end its routine food safety inspections, sources say
Food safety inspections would be left to state and local authorities under the plan being developed by the FDA.
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April 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Can states withhold the tax revenue we would otherwise send to the feds so we can inspect our own goddamned food? www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...
Former FDA Commissioner:
April 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Former FDA Commissioner:
Pretty wild that Taco Bell identified the source of the outbreak before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA
July 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Pretty wild that Taco Bell identified the source of the outbreak before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA
FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-3-oranges-to-prove-they-can-juggle/
July 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-3-oranges-to-prove-they-can-juggle/
Daily Beast: RFK Jr has canceled the long settled FDA consensus that cell phones are safe, and is pissing away money and talent by having FDA investigate a favorite conspiracy theory of his, that cell phones cause cancer. So FDA will not be researching actual threats. 🤡😝😂
January 18, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Daily Beast: RFK Jr has canceled the long settled FDA consensus that cell phones are safe, and is pissing away money and talent by having FDA investigate a favorite conspiracy theory of his, that cell phones cause cancer. So FDA will not be researching actual threats. 🤡😝😂
Found comment:
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
September 7, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Found comment:
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."