#Fedex
me when fedex offers the live map for my package
March 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
KIIINNGGGG HEEENNNNRRRYYYYY

(By FedEx)
November 13, 2024 at 9:15 PM
One of my neighbors has the last name of Pope, and they keep missing their FedEx package so the delivery driver apparently has time on their hands
April 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
May 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Just delivered by FedEx!
September 13, 2024 at 6:06 PM
A FedEx board member will now be running the USPS. That’s going to entirely predictable places.
May 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.
August 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The rare FedEx truck mating ritual
February 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
1 UPS driver is worth like 7 fedex oafs
July 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Emergency landing of FedEx Flight FDX3609 at Newark

Video by AdamNYC24 on twitter
March 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
fedex is definitely the major carrier with the most "we're not sorry we lost your package" vibe
July 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Waiting for FedEx
October 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
gonna start using “MISSION COMPLETED” every time I overnight something through fedex
February 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Ironically, this painting got me a job on a fedex commercial last year
October 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
FedEx: your package will deliver today.
Me: Will it? Tracking shows it’s still in Pennsylvania.
FedEx:
You Can See Everything
Alt: Elizabeth Holmes trying to be convincing
static.klipy.com
September 21, 2026 at 6:45 PM
March 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Fedex lost some of our merch and is being passive agressive about it. Apologies for the restock at the Montréal shop being delayed.
September 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The U.S. Postal Service's governing board has named David Steiner, a board member of USPS competitor FedEx, to be the next postmaster general following the controversial term of Louis DeJoy.
David Steiner of FedEx is tapped to be the U.S. Postal Service's new leader
The U.S. Postal Service's governing board has named David Steiner, a board member of USPS competitor FedEx, to be the next postmaster general following the controversial term of Louis DeJoy.
www.npr.org
May 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Apple: ~$2.2 billion
Nike: $986 million
FedEx: ~$800 million
Amazon: $640 million
General Motors: $500 million

Giant corporations are raking in millions in tariff refunds and getting even richer.

But remember: corporations passed tariff costs on to you.

Where's YOUR refund?
August 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Temptation to close the box, tape it up, and FedEx this little sod somewhere dreadful
September 24, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Let's not forget the fact that Trump nominated a FedEx board member to be postmaster general.

After FedEx donated $1 million to his inaugural fund.
June 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
FedEx donated $1 million to Trump's inaugural fund.

Now, a FedEx board member has been named postmaster general.
FedEx board member David Steiner to lead US Postal Service
Steiner will succeed Louis DeJoy, who resigned in March.
www.politico.com
May 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
September 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM