If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
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March 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
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“Females”
Hegseth: "I don't want my son serving alongside troops that are fat and out of shape, or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men in their units."
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
“Females”
Why is tamales pronounced tamales but females is pronounced females?
March 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Why is tamales pronounced tamales but females is pronounced females?
InfoWars is for the females.
July 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
InfoWars is for the females.
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March 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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non-zero chance they're shrugging about the parasite bc "only females eat salad"
DOOCY: There's a parasite that is giving people in the US explosive diarrhea. When is it gonna be safe to eat lettuce again.
TRUMP: I don't know. I haven't thought about it. Are you eating a lot of lettuce Peter?
TRUMP: I don't know. I haven't thought about it. Are you eating a lot of lettuce Peter?
July 24, 2026 at 9:06 PM
non-zero chance they're shrugging about the parasite bc "only females eat salad"
a 45 year old man referring to women as “females?” that’s a chud right there
January 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
a 45 year old man referring to women as “females?” that’s a chud right there
finally, Games Workshop has broken their silence on Females
January 28, 2026 at 9:44 PM
finally, Games Workshop has broken their silence on Females
Montezuma oropendola
southeastern Mexico, C America
Breed in large colonies with 100 hanging nests
Colony is ruled by 1 Dominant alpha male who mates with the 90% of the females.
All the females build the nests, incubate, feed and raise the chicks.
The male ONLY Defends his colony of females
southeastern Mexico, C America
Breed in large colonies with 100 hanging nests
Colony is ruled by 1 Dominant alpha male who mates with the 90% of the females.
All the females build the nests, incubate, feed and raise the chicks.
The male ONLY Defends his colony of females
September 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Montezuma oropendola
southeastern Mexico, C America
Breed in large colonies with 100 hanging nests
Colony is ruled by 1 Dominant alpha male who mates with the 90% of the females.
All the females build the nests, incubate, feed and raise the chicks.
The male ONLY Defends his colony of females
southeastern Mexico, C America
Breed in large colonies with 100 hanging nests
Colony is ruled by 1 Dominant alpha male who mates with the 90% of the females.
All the females build the nests, incubate, feed and raise the chicks.
The male ONLY Defends his colony of females
*weeping* please stop calling women females in casual conversation
February 21, 2026 at 7:23 AM
*weeping* please stop calling women females in casual conversation
FeMales
September 11, 2026 at 12:42 PM
FeMales
JD Vance: One of the problems with females, particularly modern females, is they are constantly bringing up old shit.
Also JD Vance:
Also JD Vance:
August 16, 2024 at 12:39 AM
JD Vance: One of the problems with females, particularly modern females, is they are constantly bringing up old shit.
Also JD Vance:
Also JD Vance:
This kind of aggression toward females is also common with sexual predators.
September 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This kind of aggression toward females is also common with sexual predators.
Trump calling females stupid to their faces shows you what a absurd failure he is as a human being.
June 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Trump calling females stupid to their faces shows you what a absurd failure he is as a human being.
the whole purpose of postmenopausal females is about to become “ruin this man”
August 14, 2024 at 8:35 PM
the whole purpose of postmenopausal females is about to become “ruin this man”
A female reporter loses a job and a NFL coach gets counseling. Speaks volumes on the inequity of how males and females are treated in this country.
April 23, 2026 at 1:32 PM
A female reporter loses a job and a NFL coach gets counseling. Speaks volumes on the inequity of how males and females are treated in this country.
Also, I wonder how many of that small number are transgender females?
March 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Also, I wonder how many of that small number are transgender females?
@cakedupdwagon.bsky.social as w females gilf
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 PM
@cakedupdwagon.bsky.social as w females gilf
I’m not saying I’m a spider. I’m just saying take note.
July 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I’m not saying I’m a spider. I’m just saying take note.