#Fentanyl
tRumpeldorf should try fentanyl.
November 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Hope his next batch is cut with fentanyl.
November 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
There's a whole collection of ballot measures by the same group. Increased sentencing for Fentanyl, increased sentencing for child trafficking, no transition for minors, and no trans kids in sports. The bundle them like that so they can say the opposition favors free fentanyl and trafficking chidren
November 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
this is your brain on fentanyl
Trump on his speech: "This isn't rambling. This is genius."
November 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
They’re putting Necco Wafers in the fentanyl. Be careful out there.
November 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Did we skip fentanyl candy Halloween this year or did I just miss it?
The fentanyl candy panic is so baseless, and so absurdly implausible on its face, yet there’s a slice of America who will believe it no matter what. www.welcometohellworld.com/the-absurdit...
The absurdity of the Halloween fentanyl candy panic
Spreading baseless panics
www.welcometohellworld.com
October 31, 2026 at 12:28 PM
The fentanyl got me moving like a claymation figure
October 30, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I don’t know about y’all but I am *exhausted* from putting fentanyl and razor blades in all of that candy.
October 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Black and Orange fentanyl for Halloween, duh, Rainbow fentanyl is for Easter.
October 30, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Fentanyl now
October 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Of all the fentanyl-laced cocaine in this world, why does he never end up getting any? ⚰️
November 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
If ever I was rooting for a batch mixed with fentanyl…
November 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Compared to fentanyl crack was high class ….
November 2, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Before LA County counts your mail ballot, a dog checks it first. Two K9s are screening roughly 2.5 million ballots for substances like fentanyl that could hurt election workers. 🐾

🎥 Mariana Dale, Brandon Killman
November 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Are they doing the Rainbow Fentanyl at Rainbow Parties or are those two different imaginary things for parents to freak out about
This was always a lie but it shows how stupid and lazy these people are to repeat it when the economy is way too bad for anyone to believe people are giving expensive drugs out to random kids for free.

The candy I gave out in 2023 when this lie was first debunked is almost 50% more expensive today.
October 31, 2026 at 5:07 PM
parents: check you childrens' ballots for fentanyl!
November 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Ok I never know how much to give out to trick-or-treaters. How much fentanyl do you allow each one
October 31, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Ketamine and fentanyl are highly potent controlled substances that carry severe risks of addiction, physical harm, and fatal overdose when misused or cross-contaminated. ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic and fentanyl is a powerful synthetic opioid,
October 29, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Voters asked to change Colorado’s approach to immigration enforcement, fentanyl and child sex trafficking https://mrf.lu/2Fljn
November 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
And they will all be bringing fentanyl with them!
November 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
wait. oh no. if all of my razor blades and fentanyl are still here then what was I handing out to the kids tonight 😭
November 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I mean, given how expensive candy has gotten, maybe the fentanyl is actually cheaper.
This was always a lie but it shows how stupid and lazy these people are to repeat it when the economy is way too bad for anyone to believe people are giving expensive drugs out to random kids for free.

The candy I gave out in 2023 when this lie was first debunked is almost 50% more expensive today.
October 31, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Ex-Angels executive Eric Kay again appeals his conviction in Tyler Skaggs fentanyl death
Ex-Angels executive Eric Kay again appeals his conviction in Tyler Skaggs fentanyl death
Former Angels employee Eric Kay, serving 22 years for supplying fentanyl-laced pills that killed pitcher Tyler Skaggs, is asking a federal court to grant a new trial.
www.latimes.com
November 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM