#FerryFlambe #HotTicket #NotSoCruisy #SpicySailing #JustAddWater By: TheJestPress.com **Passengers Rescued from Indonesian Ferry Fire; “Complimentary Sauna Experience Went Too Far,” Say Survivors** Indonesian authorities are celebrating the daring rescue of over 250 passengers from a burning passenger ferry this week, after what many have dubbed “the hottest ticket on the Java Sea.” The still-smoldering vessel, The S.S. Cinderblock, was reportedly en route from Jakarta to Belitung Island when its “straight fire” reviews finally got literal.