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Q: What's the difference between Elon Musk and a battery?
A: The battery has a positive side.

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Q: What's the difference between America and an airplane?
A: The plane's right wing isn't trying to crash it out of spite.

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An SEO marketer walks into a bar, tavern, pub, public house, alehouse, barroom, beer garden, canteen, drinkery, roadhouse, drinking establishment, gin mill, beer joint, taproom, saloon, Irish pub, drink, drinks, liquor, beer, spirits, alcohol, wine...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my life and tearing my family apart."

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Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
A: The look on their faces when you nail them.

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Q: What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
A: The criminal is wanted.

A reporter is interviewing 47. He asks, "Of the 35000 documented lies you've told, which one is your favorite?"

47 is taken aback by this brazen question. "I never lie!" he stammers.

"Yeah," laughs the reporter. "That's my favorite, too."

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Q: What's the difference between MAGA and a puppy?
A: Eventually the puppy grows up, quits whining, and stops pissing all over everything.

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Q: What’s the difference between a cornucopia and XXX anime?
A: One’s a horn of plenty, the other is a porn of hentai.

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Q: Why is the Pope like a Christmas tree?
A: The balls are purely decorative.

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A Republican and a Republican are walking down the street when they pass a little boy. The Republican says, "Hey let’s go screw that kid!"

The Republican replies, "Out of what?"

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Mrs. McKenna, a teacher in Aberdeen, was teaching her students about the pandemic of 2020. She asked them, “Can anyone use the word ‘contagious’ in a sentence?”

Aislinn raised her hand. “Da went out to mow the lawn, and mum said it would take that cunt ages to finish.”

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A priest walks up to a prostitute on a street corner and says, "Young lady, what would your mother say if she saw you like this?"

The prostitute said, "Oh, she'd probably kill me! This is her corner."