#FinanceAbsurdity
LightNews LightNews
semitruth.bsky.social
David Beckham Turns World Cup Into Gold Mine: £38.5m Gains Leave Central Banks Looking for Change in the Couch

Beckham made £38.5m doing absolutely nothing while central banks spent 15 years trying to figure out how to create money.…

#Finance #WorldCup #FinanceAbsurdity #WealthGap #satire
David Beckham Turns World Cup Into Gold Mine: £38.5m Gains Leave Central Banks Looking for Change in the Couch
Beckham made £38.5m doing absolutely nothing while central banks spent 15 years trying to figure out how to create money. Turns out the answer was just owning the right company when the world watches football.
semitruth.com
September 26, 2026 at 8:31 AM
semitruth.bsky.social
A Brush with True Absurdity: Woman Reflects on Posing for Freud While the Art World Declares It's All Worth £25 Million

A woman sat for a painting. Decades later it sold for £25M. She remembers it being chaos.…

#Culture #ArtMarket #Satire #FinanceAbsurdity #satire
A Brush with True Absurdity: Woman Reflects on Posing for Freud While the Art World Declares It's All Worth £25 Million
A woman sat for a painting. Decades later it sold for £25M. She remembers it being chaos. The art world remembers it being an investment. One of them is lying.
semitruth.com
June 26, 2026 at 12:14 PM
semitruth.bsky.social
Thames Water's Lenders: The Heroes We Didn't Ask For

Thames Water's lenders are basically saying: "Pay us in full or we'll burn the whole system down." They're calling it capitalism. Everyone else is calling it extortion.

#Finance #FinanceAbsurdity #ThamesWater #Capitalism #satire
Thames Water's Lenders: The Heroes We Didn't Ask For
Thames Water's lenders are basically saying: "Pay us in full or we'll burn the whole system down." They're calling it capitalism. Everyone else is calling it extortion.
semitruth.com
July 20, 2026 at 7:10 AM
semitruth.bsky.social
Heatwave Havoc: How to Time Your Child's Absence with a Stock Market Crash

We've started timing our kids' school absences like stock trades. A heatwave isn't a market inefficiency—it's just hot.…

#Finance #ClimateChange #ParentingHumor #FinanceAbsurdity #satire
Heatwave Havoc: How to Time Your Child's Absence with a Stock Market Crash
We've started timing our kids' school absences like stock trades. A heatwave isn't a market inefficiency—it's just hot. Here's why we need to stop financializing basic human survival.
semitruth.com
June 23, 2026 at 4:06 PM