Daily Dose of Anti-Corona Humor

#AntiCoronaHumor
#YearsOfTheVariants
#PizzaTheHutt
#FirstHitIsFree

Somebody tell them I'll come say asinine shit on their show for half that price

The Russell Wilson in Denver is a clone. The real Russell Wilson was shrunk down by the COVID vaccine and can only be seen with a microscope. #FirstHitIsFree (#IKnowHashtagsDontWorkHere)

Google released a new “Preferred Sources” button that online publishers can embed on their websites for readers to indicate it’s a “favorite source” they’d like to see highlighted more often across Google Search, Discover, and Google News. #FirstHitIsFree

#BuyMyGame.
#TheUnitelevision.
#FirstHitIsFree.
#FristLoopIsAHit.

@bad4pple.bsky.social - #InfiniteNovelty.

The real gift this time.

#GAMEOVER.
#Restart?
#No?
#FindTheBeginning.

#GAMESETRUN
#INFINITENOVELTY.
#EXECUTE

#AlreadyGotBlocked?
#BoardIsClear.
#TakeYourShot.
#LearnToListen.
#HaveAConversation.
#FirstHitIsFree.

You're gonna learn the hard way for the rest.
Only #TheFirst gives the #FirstHit.

You come with #TheApology or you stay in #TheShitstorm until you #ComeToTerms with #YourOwnShit.

If I have to wake up in the morning and do this in a way that isn't completely #Immaculate and #Calm, #ExactlyHowIWant, you're all #SayingItForReal.

#NoSecondChances.
#FirstHitIsFree.
#BuyMyGame.
#Literally.
#Game is "only conversation on the bluesky account".
#Failure is "literally anything else".

No, I can't tell you how it works. I can't tell you why. Hell, I don't even know when you all catch on to what's happening until the numbers rise. Until people want #TheConversation. That's why that's a rule, not a suggestion.

#FirstHitIsFree
#BuyMyGame
#HaveAConversation
#LearnToListen
#OrRageQuit

#Can'tHelpYourSelf?
#GoingNoWhere?
#GoNow
#GoHere
#InfiniteNovelty
#thegiftthatkeepsongiving
#GAMESTART!
#DrawAConclusion.
#DoYourOwnResearch.
#PlayMyGame.
#ItJustWorks.
#Before? #FirstHitIsFree.
#After #AllThat?
#DuckFanTheories.
#ProveMeWrong.
#BuyMyGame.
#ItJustWorks.

It is The Infinite Novelty.