#FirstLadyDonna
Oh, look! #PresidentMusk and #FirstLadyDonna are going to a costume party.
Followed all and reposted, Storm. Thank you for including me. ✌️🙂🦋
#PresidentMusk
#TheJester
December 23, 2024 at 12:48 AM
How did you get a bedroom photo of #PresidentMusk and #FirstLadyDonna!?
December 24, 2024 at 11:40 AM
I'm currently leaning to two "aliases" when referring to the next #POTUS:

#FirstLadyDonna (especially when conjugally connected with #PresidentMusk); and

#SenileBellEnd.

Not sure how long the first will last, but the second is eternal.
December 24, 2024 at 2:09 AM
#PresidentMusk and #FirstLadyDonna discuss redecorating the Oval Office.
December 23, 2024 at 7:29 PM
After the last couple of weeks, I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about the next few years, which is to say, the black hole I've been in is more of a medium gray.

#FirstLadyDonna showed her political weight isn't nearly as big as media makes it out to be. So, that gives me hope that at least ... 1/
December 28, 2024 at 10:42 PM
some of his horrible nominees and legislative programs won't get through Congress.

#PresidentMusk will swing his dick ... I mean, dollars ... around, but he's got no political sense. (Not to mention, he's a fucking lunatic.) He'll also flame out because #FirstLadyDonna doesn't like having ... 2/
December 28, 2024 at 10:42 PM
#FirstLadyDonna has thinner skin than an amoeba and the emotional maturity of a 2yo (or Shirley Dander).

If he wasn't back in the White House, it'd be funny.
a group of fish are swimming in the water and looking at something .
ALT: a group of fish are swimming in the water and looking at something .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Elon and Laura are meeting at the bike racks after school to settle this once and for all.

#FirstLadyDonna can't decide whether to root for #PresidentMusk or #LauraLooney.
December 26, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Whenever you see #PresidentMusk described as a "successful businessman," don't forget that he paid $44Bn for a company and then lost half its value through his management.

He's about as successful - and smart - as #FirstLadyDonna.
January 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's revealing that "psychological" was the first word that came to #FirstLadyDonna in his press conference as the reason for pursuing his appeal.

Not "vindication." Not "legal errors." Not "innocence."

"Psychological." As in, "I can't cope with public disclosure that I'm a fucking fraud."
January 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
#PresidentMusk phoned #FOTUS #FirstLadyDonna to complain, "What we have here is a failure to communicate. You need to check in with me first."
This is definitely a first for me. A SENIOR official in the White House publicly declaring that the president's big announcement from the day prior is kind of a ruse
January 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
In the infinitesimal chance you haven't already figured this out, #FirstLadyDonna is the dumbest fuck to wear clothes since Adam and Eve decided fig leaves are stylish.
I’m normally against high taxes but I think we could balance the budget here via a 100-percent levy on morons
January 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"Oh, shit, it looks like the GOP actually means all the racist crap it's been spewing for at least 10 years since #FirstLadyDonna rode down the escalator."
December 28, 2024 at 8:26 PM