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#FirstMistake: Eating live anything.

FTA: "San-nakji has been described as among the world’s most dangerous foods, alongside the likes of poisonous pufferfish and bullfrogs."

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And the #CosmicJoker laughed.

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I don't mind being #leftout
I actually want people to learn to leave me out
Out of business, out of mess, and out the way
You gotta serve a purpose to be #bearoundme
It's real personal.
If I can't #trustyou
I don't #wantyou