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Good night sweet prince . . . of darkness. Rest In Power Ozzy.
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July 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Oh and another thing. If anyone individual is "no contact" with someone, never take it upon yourself to call the person on the other person's behalf or let yourself be talked into it.
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May 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Remember, if you give an abuser their victim's contact info, you are a trash human.
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May 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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About a month or two ago, I found out I'm lactose intolerant. Here's to hoping I don't find out I have a nut allergy.
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May 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Seasonal allergies have me sounding like Brenda, after her 5th Pall Mall of the day.
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May 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Rest In Power Sabu!!!
#Wrestling #RIP #FirstShiftLife
wrestlingheadlines.com/pro-wrestlin...
Pro Wrestling Legend Sabu Dies At Age 60
The pro wrestling world has lost another legend. Terry Brunk, known to wrestling fans around the world as Sabu, has passed away. A former ECW World
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May 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Check it out, today's date 5x5=25.
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May 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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The stick figure families on the back of vehicles are check lists for serial killers.
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May 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Walks into the bar like "Hey, I got pills, want to party?"
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May 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Yesterday, a legend returned to F1RST Wrestling. Welcome back Rob Page. Also . . . "FU Rob!"
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#F1RSTWrestling
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May 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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The amount of cute things I do, when dating you directly correlates with how much I like you.
#LookingForLove
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May 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Drive by Glock restaurant.
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April 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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@wrestleme.bsky.social
is gold and they covered Sabu's Last Match!

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#Wrestling
#Sabu
youtu.be/7RSOH9oPhSE?...
Sabu's Last Match EXPLAINED | What Went Wrong?? - Wrestle Me Review
YouTube video by Wrestle Me
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April 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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This woman on a dating app just said her love language is French. What is going on?
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April 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The sun is shining, the birds are singing and my guts are being turned inside out by something that apparently has dairy.
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April 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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"Babe, I need some honey! Please fetch the mini medieval mace!" Said no one ever.
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April 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Every once in a while, you see a picture that makes you go "oh Hell no!"
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April 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Everyone has that friend that over shares.
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nypost.com/2025/02/27/l...
My boyfriend has a micro penis — and here’s what our ‘perfect’ sex is like
The girlfriend of a man brutally mocked by his mates for having a micro penis has leapt to his defence, stating she has “no complaints in the bedroom department” – despite his 7.3cm package.
nypost.com
March 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Not me calling local pharmacies to see if they sell at home lactose intolerance tests, after I ate my lunch (which includes dairy) and my guts are being turned inside out.
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March 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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So, in the last week or two, whenever I consume a milk product, it feels like I've been kicked in the gut 15/20 minutes after. Is there a simple way to find out if I'm lactose intolerant?
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March 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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I made an art.
#Art
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March 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Bodybuilders constantly look wet. How do they not develop trench body?
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#Fitness
March 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Giles Corey invented the weighted blanket.
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#History
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March 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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How do you tell your family/friends you were carjacked by a chicken?
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March 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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What if we could only eat animals that were sentenced to death for crimes?
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March 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM