#Fish$Talk
I don’t use social media to argue about politics with strangers.

I use social media to talk to people about fish.

When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish.

When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.
"Bluesky is an echo chamber."
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"

I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
“When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish. When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.”
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
that's 2025 in a nutshell
August 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Let's talk about fish

Can we talk about fish.
Of course we can.
They think they're better than me.
How dare they.
#otter
July 28, 2026 at 2:41 PM
"When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish. When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.”
September 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I don’t use social media to argue politics with strangers.

I use social media to talk about fish.

When I talk about fish here, people ask me questions about fish.

When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder me and my family.
Apparently it’s weird when you don’t want to spend your whole day arguing with randoms.
July 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Now I have nephews who can talk about fish, and they love my fish tank.
February 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
[blind date]

WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.

FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
‘When I talk about fish on Bluesky people ask me questions about fish. When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to kill my family because we’re Jewish.’
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"I use social media to talk about fish. When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish. When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish."
Bluesky now platform of choice for science community
It’s not just you. Survey says: “Twitter sucks now and all the cool kids are moving to Bluesky”…
arstechnica.com
August 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Your reminder that many of the muscles, nerves and bones you use to hear and talk with correspond to gill structures in fish. 🧪 #evolution #paleontology
November 24, 2024 at 8:30 PM
alright i looked up the list of contributors and lol this is a definite video from me when it is out. talk about fish in a barrel
April 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
tonight... we let the fish talk ;)
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 AM
D'ze, fishmonger and ship cook. Very interested in sharing talk with off-planet visitors over coral beer and twice-fried fish.

reupload of old stuff 🦑

#oc
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
All Pete Buttigieg wants to talk about is fish-friendly culverts. #roadecology 🥹

www.usatoday.com/story/travel...
December 16, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Never argue with a talking fish. That fish didn’t learn how to talk just to argue with you, idiot
March 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish. When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish."
August 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Take off ALL the tariffs then maybe we talk potash! Otherwise…Go Fish! 🃏
#CanadaStrong 🇨🇦
Look how fast he folds. Look how strong our cards are.

Maybe it's time we played them. #cdnpoli
September 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Talk about taking it a step further- @zakami-arts.bsky.social had the idea for a Skyborne Druid of the Fin- with flying fish features instead of feathers!
September 22, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Fish Talk 🐟
Bumbleby
August 29, 2023 at 12:30 PM
“I don’t care about this, because I don’t use social media to argue with strangers about politics,I use social media to talk about fish. When I talk about fish on Bluesky,people ask me questions about fish. When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish”
August 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A tale of two platforms:

"When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish. When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish."
August 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"You talk a lot of shit for a fish with his tits at motorboating height."
June 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Don’t talk to me or my evil space fish emperor boyfriend ever again
July 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m getting riled up. Can we talk about this beautiful fish instead?
I know it’s all terrible. But I’m still on the last day of a long planned vacation and there are still big walleye to be caught.
June 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM