#FishSlap
ARE WE CUTE? 🐱🐶 YES or NO? The salmon attacked first. The checkout did not survive. AI-made pet slapstick. #FishSlap #FunnyPets
November 2, 2026 at 10:06 AM
March 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
May 13, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Welcome to my preemptive fishslap FAQ thread.
Wish I could label text posts...

Below are common questions I get about vore.
April 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
A fine time at sea today with @amadnn-mor.bsky.social and @lavaita.bsky.social. Treasure, laughs, diving into a wreck for salvage & killing sharks, escaping a megalodon, blowing one enemy ship far away using a Horn of Fair Winds, and shooting the crap out of another one and stealing their loot.
August 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
(Inserts /fishslap for good measure)
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 AM
The MysticWicks BB had a fishslap emoji.
I wish I had it now.
September 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
So @twitter (/fishslap) appears to not notify me of _some_ replies you make to my tweets.

I rarely knowingly ignore people...but my naff attention span combined with notifications not arriving might.

Feel free to re-reply if you think I missed something. https://t.co/nx0CUFvjcg
July 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Heading off for the weekend now so I'll be back on Monday.

Remember this weekend is the last few days of @LOTRO's Spring Festival. So grab those pets, mounts & outfits while you can. And /fishslap🐟 emote too.
https://t.co/9kKh7JtNLr

Have a good weekend👋.

#lotro #lotrofamily
July 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
NJ legit just hit herself in the face with a fish🤣

It was a weird decoration thingy in my office that's on twine, but she swung it around and /fishslap-ed herself.

Me: NJ did you just hit yourself in the face with a fish?
NJ: Yeah... *giggles*😄

#lotrofamily https://t.co/FC4HyGvcMV
July 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Although you don't get sound in GIFs, having Lotho Sackville-Baggins as a /fishslap punch-bag is still pretty satisfying! 🤣
#lotrofamily #lotro @lotro https://t.co/NX5S0bpI4i
July 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I am passing *no* opinion here whatsoever.

But this is why keeping my feed as positive as I can with my pain levels, and focussing on life, games and blogging is the best approach with current events.

If I ever tweet (after this one, ofc) about politics, please /fishslap me!
July 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Mum-in-Law had agreed to have NJ this afternoon, but the volunteers in the café she manages didn't turn up. Nothing Mum-in-Law could do about that but means she has to work instead.

So I'll be around a bit but I need to be interruptible.

/fishslap for life.
June 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I will defend you to my last breath, but you are a stupid boy who doesn't listen to advice. This /fishslap is to remind you leaders stay alive by making careful decisions. Listen to your mother!

Right, now to arms!

#lotrofamily #lotro @lotro
June 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Fishermurs
Current players: 8
Avg players: 8
Peak players: 180
Total user reviews: 238
Avg gameplay hours: 12h
Price: $4.99 -> $0.79 (-84%)
Find more information on SteamPulse:
https://steampulse.org/game/564210
Fishermurs on SteamPulse
One fish, four lemurs. Online arcade battles between lemurs on dinghies. Grab your paddles, hop in a boat, and beat up anyone who tries to snatch your precious fish. And don’t miss the chance to fishslap a friend or three!
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July 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I know it would do nothing, but every time one of these edgelord chunderskulls talks about a book or a movie in a way that utterly misses the point, I wish the author would materialize on their doorstep, fishslap them, and say, "You're wrong, and you keep my work out of your ignorant mouth."
July 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Adrenor of the Evernight server of #LOTRO... it is NOT okay to go up to players and just slap them.

This is not fine. If you wouldn't do it in person, don't do it digitally.

If it was a /fishslap I could probably tolerate it.
May 10, 2024 at 8:38 PM
For tonight's Misfits Show, I'll be playing on the Glamdring server at the Methel Stage in the Shire (6pm server time) for Shirefest. We'll also be raising money for charity in support of cancer survivors. Let's Fishslap Cancer this weekend! 😁🌈
Link: mskcc.convio.net/goto/Shirefest

#lotro
#lotrocc
June 19, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"Did you say...fishslap?" "No, I said BITCH slap." *SMACK* #90sareallthat
November 22, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Fishslap
September 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
No, pirates didn’t slap people with fish... but maybe they should’ve. 🐟
Rotten fish were sometimes hurled during raids to stink up enemy decks—and in a pinch, a dried cod might’ve made a decent dueling glove.
🗓️ Countdown: 51 days!

#FishSlap #PirateTactics #KickstarterCountdown #FishNShips
July 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
All the more reason to fishslap the frown away 😁
August 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I wish we had animated emoticons here, like the good ol' days of DA where u had to type out :fishslap: to get the cute animated blorbos ♡
January 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Fishslap
June 7, 2024 at 1:07 AM