#BreakingScience #SeaStarDrama #OceanOddities #SatireNews #FishyFindings By: TheJestPress.com **New Celebrity Pathogen Takes Ocean By Storm, Causes Unprecedented Sea Star Meltdowns** In what marine biologists are calling "the most dramatic aquatic incident since SpongeBob forgot to feed Gary," the notorious bacterium *Vibrio pectenicida* strain FHCF-3 has risen to sea villain stardom as the instigator of widespread sea star wasting disease. Scientists say the timing couldn't be worse, as sea stars were finally about to unionize for more airtime in popular aquarium exhibits.