Bosch putting the ‘BIT’ in Fitbit
January 31, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Bosch putting the ‘BIT’ in Fitbit
Tom Cruise Buys Fitbit To Help Him Get 10,000 Daily Stunts https://theonion.com/tom-cruise-buys-fitbit-to-help-him-get-10000-daily-stunts/
September 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Tom Cruise Buys Fitbit To Help Him Get 10,000 Daily Stunts https://theonion.com/tom-cruise-buys-fitbit-to-help-him-get-10000-daily-stunts/
Bosch putting the ‘bit’ in Fitbit
July 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Bosch putting the ‘bit’ in Fitbit
Fitbit what the fuck did you just say about me
April 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fitbit what the fuck did you just say about me
Me: I am exhausted!
Fitbit: You have taken 23 steps today.
Fitbit: You have taken 23 steps today.
March 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Me: I am exhausted!
Fitbit: You have taken 23 steps today.
Fitbit: You have taken 23 steps today.
Trump is panicking so badly his Fitbit dialed 911.
April 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Trump is panicking so badly his Fitbit dialed 911.
Trump is panicking so badly his Fitbit dialed 911.
April 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Trump is panicking so badly his Fitbit dialed 911.
Fitbit: Motor boating detected
June 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Fitbit: Motor boating detected
I hate when I fall down the stairs without my Fitbit on.
November 26, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I hate when I fall down the stairs without my Fitbit on.
Fitbit is still counting the steps of my downward spiral.
February 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Fitbit is still counting the steps of my downward spiral.
What’s your most old-coded opinion? Mine is that the Apple Watch is the least value added product* on the market today. It’s like what if you had a Fitbit with a bunch of apps you never used and you have to charge it twice a day?
*over something like a basic Fitbit
*over something like a basic Fitbit
April 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
What’s your most old-coded opinion? Mine is that the Apple Watch is the least value added product* on the market today. It’s like what if you had a Fitbit with a bunch of apps you never used and you have to charge it twice a day?
*over something like a basic Fitbit
*over something like a basic Fitbit
My Fitbit asked me how I was feeling and I clicked Worried and it gave me confetti.
January 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My Fitbit asked me how I was feeling and I clicked Worried and it gave me confetti.
Scrooge's Fitbit.
December 24, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Scrooge's Fitbit.
I just recorded Bad Apple as an ending song for an upcoming video and my fitbit thinks I ran a marathon -R
March 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I just recorded Bad Apple as an ending song for an upcoming video and my fitbit thinks I ran a marathon -R
I forgot to set fitbit to workout, so instead I'm telling you. I'm working out this morning!
January 31, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I forgot to set fitbit to workout, so instead I'm telling you. I'm working out this morning!
I'm so inactive, my Fitbit sent my family a bouquet of flowers and a sympathy card.
February 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm so inactive, my Fitbit sent my family a bouquet of flowers and a sympathy card.
Shut up, Fitbit.
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Shut up, Fitbit.
You can basically run a marathon by hacking your Fitbit
July 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You can basically run a marathon by hacking your Fitbit
Hello 911
my Fitbit is harrassing me
my Fitbit is harrassing me
July 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Hello 911
my Fitbit is harrassing me
my Fitbit is harrassing me
My last day of being (checks Fitbit) 57 years old.
September 21, 2026 at 6:02 PM
My last day of being (checks Fitbit) 57 years old.
Trump sucks all the air out of our lives. Even my FitBit says: “You’ve walked 10,000 steps - mostly pacing after reading about Trump.”
October 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Trump sucks all the air out of our lives. Even my FitBit says: “You’ve walked 10,000 steps - mostly pacing after reading about Trump.”
my fitbit my tamagotchi
🤝
keeping a weird
little guy alive
🤝
keeping a weird
little guy alive
July 24, 2023 at 3:22 AM
my fitbit my tamagotchi
🤝
keeping a weird
little guy alive
🤝
keeping a weird
little guy alive
[during sex] sorry can we start again? i need to start my fitbit
October 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
[during sex] sorry can we start again? i need to start my fitbit
Thought I'd start using my Fitbit again.
March 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Thought I'd start using my Fitbit again.