“My mum only has fitted sheets”
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 1508, November 2019.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 1508, November 2019.
November 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
“My mum only has fitted sheets”
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 1508, November 2019.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 1508, November 2019.
If you’re in line to get fitted with rainbow-colored leg irons, stay in line
November 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
If you’re in line to get fitted with rainbow-colored leg irons, stay in line
not now babe im in ho shorts and a really tiny t shirt putting on the fitted sheet
November 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
not now babe im in ho shorts and a really tiny t shirt putting on the fitted sheet
TOM HOMAN COME GET FITTED FOR LEG CHAINS IN MINNEAPOLIS YOU NAZI FUCK
November 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
TOM HOMAN COME GET FITTED FOR LEG CHAINS IN MINNEAPOLIS YOU NAZI FUCK
Extorting the children is a violation of Article II: §1 of the Organized Crime playbook.
We gotta get these cats at google fitted for some cement shoes.
We gotta get these cats at google fitted for some cement shoes.
Google is now threatening America's schools, saying they will turn off their core search functions if schools choose to entirely block AI.
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I. (Gift Article)
Google is making it easier to restrict its A.I. tools for students. But schools that block A.I. entirely will lose student access to Google’s search engine.
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Extorting the children is a violation of Article II: §1 of the Organized Crime playbook.
We gotta get these cats at google fitted for some cement shoes.
We gotta get these cats at google fitted for some cement shoes.
I was fitted for this corseted dress
October 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I was fitted for this corseted dress
Fitted for primetime.
November 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Fitted for primetime.
Is that a painted, fitted, plastic lining?
November 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Is that a painted, fitted, plastic lining?
Lean Emmy era continues, I was under 94kg for the first time in a year today
November 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Lean Emmy era continues, I was under 94kg for the first time in a year today
dozens of replies saying "bet she can't even fold fitted sheets" and stuff
November 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
dozens of replies saying "bet she can't even fold fitted sheets" and stuff
That feeling when the fresh michies are fitted 👌
November 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
That feeling when the fresh michies are fitted 👌
End the tyranny of fitted sheets.
Apple Still Thinks You Want Robots to Fold Your Clothes
A new report details the company's lofty ambitions in home robotics.
gizmodo.com
November 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
End the tyranny of fitted sheets.
And if you can get solar fitted, running them as aircon in a heatwave is a no-brainer...
There has been a lot of comment in regard of our recent heat pump article, largely around cost.
An alternative are air to air pumps.
These are commonplace in Spanish flats. They can be placed in a room and act as a heater or air conditioning units. Cheaper outlay too.
An alternative are air to air pumps.
These are commonplace in Spanish flats. They can be placed in a room and act as a heater or air conditioning units. Cheaper outlay too.
Letter: Cooling matters too in the heat pump debate
Letter to the editor
eastangliabylines.co.uk
November 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
And if you can get solar fitted, running them as aircon in a heatwave is a no-brainer...
Missed my weekly friday post, woops... have some gay slop of my Axolotl...
October 31, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Missed my weekly friday post, woops... have some gay slop of my Axolotl...
They're all getting fitted for orange jump suits.
November 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
They're all getting fitted for orange jump suits.
IMHO, if you can fold a fitted sheet, you're a genius.
October 31, 2026 at 5:11 PM
IMHO, if you can fold a fitted sheet, you're a genius.
Have only worn them for a few hours so far, but they were perfectly comfortable. Definitely made the random oversized T-shirt more fitted. Only small qualifier is that it tightens the shoulders a little vertically, so I felt more resistance when lifting my arms, but it didn’t pop off or anything.
November 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Have only worn them for a few hours so far, but they were perfectly comfortable. Definitely made the random oversized T-shirt more fitted. Only small qualifier is that it tightens the shoulders a little vertically, so I felt more resistance when lifting my arms, but it didn’t pop off or anything.
👻 are people that died trying to fold a fitted bedsheet.
October 31, 2026 at 3:15 PM
👻 are people that died trying to fold a fitted bedsheet.
Some people have brains so tiny that when confronted with a baffling turn of events they cast about wildly for a way to fit it into one of the three or four slots for ideas their skull is fitted for. They are unable to truly see the car crash before them.
November 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Some people have brains so tiny that when confronted with a baffling turn of events they cast about wildly for a way to fit it into one of the three or four slots for ideas their skull is fitted for. They are unable to truly see the car crash before them.
i have to say getting proper fitted bras that help to shape my breasts has alleviated a lot of dysphoria
November 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
i have to say getting proper fitted bras that help to shape my breasts has alleviated a lot of dysphoria
Buttercup is helping me fold laundry. She's frustrated at how hard it is to fold a fitted sheet
November 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Buttercup is helping me fold laundry. She's frustrated at how hard it is to fold a fitted sheet
Today I bought my first motorbike — a Taiwanese make with a thousand kilometres on the clock. My number plates are being fitted on Friday! 😎
November 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Today I bought my first motorbike — a Taiwanese make with a thousand kilometres on the clock. My number plates are being fitted on Friday! 😎
How to Fold Fitted Sheets Easily
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October 31, 2026 at 11:25 AM