"New Yorkers will flee ..."
"Massachusetts citizens will flee ..."
"Californians will flee ..."
Sure, sure. Any day now, sure.
"Massachusetts citizens will flee ..."
"Californians will flee ..."
Sure, sure. Any day now, sure.
WaPo making same claim that’s been disproven again & again. Who do they imagine these people are, willing to pay the price of abandoning home, friends, lives they’ve built. “Sorry, kids, we’re leaving the only home you’ve ever known & all our friends to pay 7% state tax instead of 8%.”
August 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
"New Yorkers will flee ..."
"Massachusetts citizens will flee ..."
"Californians will flee ..."
Sure, sure. Any day now, sure.
"Massachusetts citizens will flee ..."
"Californians will flee ..."
Sure, sure. Any day now, sure.
Even his head ferret is trying to flee.
December 22, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Even his head ferret is trying to flee.
Some from other countries may flee to Mexico.
May 4, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Some from other countries may flee to Mexico.
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
Always the first to flee while everyone else suffers the consequences.
March 2, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Always the first to flee while everyone else suffers the consequences.
In Manhattan, ICE officers were forced to flee inside 26 Federal Plaza
June 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In Manhattan, ICE officers were forced to flee inside 26 Federal Plaza
my "time to flee" button is stuck on "the time to flee was a year ago" and i dont have the ability to flee
March 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
my "time to flee" button is stuck on "the time to flee was a year ago" and i dont have the ability to flee
Kinzinger: Zelenskyy had an opportunity to flee Ukraine when Russia attacked and he stayed. Is there anybody that has any doubt about whether Trump would flee the country if we were attacked.
February 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Kinzinger: Zelenskyy had an opportunity to flee Ukraine when Russia attacked and he stayed. Is there anybody that has any doubt about whether Trump would flee the country if we were attacked.
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
August 20, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
Mike Johnson will flee the country.
July 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Mike Johnson will flee the country.
Epstein file release had Thiel flee the country
May 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Epstein file release had Thiel flee the country
In a world with flying cops, you will not be able to flee by plane.
September 27, 2026 at 11:58 AM
In a world with flying cops, you will not be able to flee by plane.
He’s gonna flee NYC in the OJ Bronco isn’t he?
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
He’s gonna flee NYC in the OJ Bronco isn’t he?
Why would you flee to the nvm
September 29, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Why would you flee to the nvm
Is Mitch dead? Did his wife murder him and flee to China? Inquiring minds want to know.
July 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Is Mitch dead? Did his wife murder him and flee to China? Inquiring minds want to know.
I’d really rather not flee the country
September 29, 2024 at 12:31 PM
I’d really rather not flee the country
2022: "We'll take Kyiv in three days."
2026: "We won't flee Moscow. We'll die, but we won't flee."
2026: "We won't flee Moscow. We'll die, but we won't flee."
July 28, 2026 at 3:16 PM
2022: "We'll take Kyiv in three days."
2026: "We won't flee Moscow. We'll die, but we won't flee."
2026: "We won't flee Moscow. We'll die, but we won't flee."
You can flee from Love
but She will find you
✨🩷 ✨
but She will find you
✨🩷 ✨
August 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
You can flee from Love
but She will find you
✨🩷 ✨
but She will find you
✨🩷 ✨
"Why do innocent people flee the police?"
Idk, maybe the fact that they kill newborn babies and puppies might have something to do with it. Just saying.
Idk, maybe the fact that they kill newborn babies and puppies might have something to do with it. Just saying.
June 17, 2026 at 8:38 PM
"Why do innocent people flee the police?"
Idk, maybe the fact that they kill newborn babies and puppies might have something to do with it. Just saying.
Idk, maybe the fact that they kill newborn babies and puppies might have something to do with it. Just saying.
California Republicans Flee to Mar-a-Lago as LA Burns
Instead of providing leadership, they decided to kiss Trump’s ring
Instead of providing leadership, they decided to kiss Trump’s ring
California Republicans Flee to Mar-a-Lago as LA Burns
Instead of providing leadership, they decided to kiss Trump’s ring
meidasnews.com
January 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
California Republicans Flee to Mar-a-Lago as LA Burns
Instead of providing leadership, they decided to kiss Trump’s ring
Instead of providing leadership, they decided to kiss Trump’s ring
They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
After announcing a $20 billion bailout of Argentina, the White House now says it's pausing $18 billion in funding for NYC infrastructure projects
Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax
SAN FRANCISCO—Citing a right to keep their torsos sheathed in windproof synthetic fabrics, tech billionaires were reportedly threatening to flee California on Monday over a proposed statewide vest tax...
theonion.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax