#Flori-DUH
I already voted for Jolly. Let's hope Flori-duh turns blue.
October 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Not just Flori-duh governors train for fraud.
October 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
You must live in Flori-duh Jenn
October 9, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Oh, Trump will make sure that FLORI-DUH gets anything they want!
October 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
FUCK Flori-DUH!!! I hope they get everything they deserve!!!
October 9, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Nope. She's from Flori-duh.
October 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I've been living in south Flori-duh since 79' and have been through a few hurricanes. Even though this one isn't going to hit us, when I see the size of the storm on the news involuntary sphincter contracture occurs.
October 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Ileana Garcia Republican started as a TV "personality". She founded Latinas for tRump and is now running for reelection in a different district in Flori-duh, and she is bombarding TV audiences with her commercials. NO MENTION OF tRUMP AT ALL IN THOSE EXPENSIVE COMMERCIALS. ZIP, NADA.
October 9, 2026 at 8:53 AM
He knows he's talking to the dumbest ppl in the world (outside of Flori-duh)
October 6, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I've lived in Flori-duh since 79'. October usually signaled a return to comfortable temp. It's 6:49 A.M Oct. 6th and temps in Key West are 90 degrees. Climate change is going to fuck us all.
October 6, 2026 at 10:51 AM
The Flori-duh supreme court, or whatever it is called, denied the legalize cannabis to be on the ballot for the 2nd time due to wording!
October 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Yes I live in a hurricane state so
I am prepared here in Flori-duh.
October 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
At this point, I would argue Palm Beach, Flori-Duh is expendable, especially when 1100 South Ocean Boulevard is occupied by its owner.
When the President of the United States says, “Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego,” he is telling millions of Americans their lives are a price he is willing to pay for an unauthorized war that he has failed time and time again to justify to the American people.
October 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
We live in Flori-duh so I expected some sort of bullshit
October 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Wait till they cut property taxes as proposed. Flori-Duh is about to go through some shit.
October 5, 2026 at 11:06 AM
It's not just the Diaper-Wearing Poop-Stain.
Look at safe vs unsafe places to live.
Safe States are Blue States with Utah & Indiana tossed in.
Unsafe States are basically a Who's-Who of (R)ed States making life miserable for their residence.

Special Election Note for Flori-Duh & Texas...
October 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Boy, those businesses that rely on those Canadian tourists are really going to suffer when the last of the Canadians sell their houses down there. They really are putting the final nail in the coffin of their tourist industry in Flori-duh. 🙄
October 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I'm originally from Miami and now reside in the Keys. Not enamored with Flori-duh politics but the weather in the winter especially is hard to beat.
October 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
As a Flori-duh resident I'm delighted my brand-new generator is still in its original box. That said, the Pacific Ocean is extremely active with giant sized hurricanes. Next year we may not be so lucky.
October 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Flori-duh, come for the beaches, stay for the dengue fever……
October 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I know it's just a joke. I also make fun of the State I've called home since 79', Flori-duh.
Texas is another State primed to make fun of BUT the reality is even in Texas there's more registered Democrats than Republicans. We have to unite and not let them divide us.
October 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Here, here. Raises coffee cup.
Down here in Flori-duh, we've been governed by the worse the GOP has to offer. Herr DeSantis has decided what our school children are allowed to read and another grifter became the GOP bagman. I voted for Jolly!
October 2, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Flori-duh
September 30, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I don't think Jack Smith had a choice. Mar-Lardo is in Flori-duh. I blame the 11th Circuit Court that didn't reign Aileen Cannon in as they should have.
September 30, 2026 at 1:51 PM