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This is so surreal lol #flowergothic #usgp #maxverstappen
October 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
In my softcore HR goth era 🗃️🖤

#OOTD #AltFashion #Flowergothic
June 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s me
June 24, 2023 at 10:45 PM
iiiiiiit's kingdom hearts time again! www.twitch.tv/flowergothic
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I HAVE KINGDOM HEARTS AND I MUST SCREAM
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October 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ian Watkins is dead.

I made a video about the infamous singer's horrid crimes over five years ago.

I don't consider it my best work by any means, but I do consider it the start of "modern" Flowergothic content.

So give it a watch if you like:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1-...
Ian Watkins, the man worse than Austin Jones | Flowergothic
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October 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Moved to the Netherlands.

Four years of American local news was plenty. Now I chase race cars around Europe.

#flowergothic #Netherlands
August 24, 2026 at 1:11 PM
In Defense of F1 Academy, because one formation-lap mistake is not proof women “can’t race” while F2 can run a full demolition derby.

Links below ⬇️ #f1academy #flowergothic
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ew jay Leno is here 🤮#flowergothic #f1 #usgrandprix
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The internet: “Zoey Brooks was a Mary Sue.”

Me: "She failed chemistry, got destroyed in wrestling, lied out of empathy, and sacrificed herself during Prank Week."

Watch below:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=guOT...
The Anatomy of Zoey 101 | Flowergothic
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August 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Quinton Reviews has been lying about Flowergothic, and here's the receipts.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1b3-rLmMYK7EFMFsA4aNITLKgtH6ILWeB
July 28, 2023 at 6:07 PM
First post-F1 season substack out now

I watched the Formula E opener and was pleasantly surprised

#formulaE #flowergothic
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
So what are you waiting for?

Click here to check out the page:
🔗 patreon.com/flowergothic

Whether you're joining for the spells, the scraps, the scandal, or the soulwork—thank you in advance.
Get more from Flowergothic on Patreon
Video essays on media, fame & narrative collapse
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June 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
something a little different today.

we’re gonna talk about the fame economy, or how getting “caught off guard” became a career strategy.

Link below ⬇️

#flowergothic
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My external hard drive died without warning and took three years of my work hostage.

So, I wrote about it.

Links below ⬇️

#flowergothic
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
For the international audience asking for real facts, here’s a translation of the F1Maximaal report.

Receipts are public. Amplification is in your hands.

#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #flowergothic
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
✨ I'm back on Patreon, loves. ✨

After over a year of silence, I’ve wiped and restructured my page. It’s finally ready for the slow-burn girls and media theorists.

🕯️ patreon.com/flowergothic

Let me answer your questions one by one…

(A 🧵)
June 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Today’s Lazy Thoughts on the Belgium Sprint is finally out.

I plan to do a separate, shorter edition for every sprint race the rest of this season. Hope you enjoy this one!

#Flowergothic #BelgianGP #F1

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Lazy Thoughts on the Belgian GP Sprint
A new mini-series as Red Bull’s new era kicks off
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July 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Kelly Piquet has been getting away with nonsense for years because people were too distracted by her "aesthetic". Not anymore. 🚨 I did what the FIA refuses to do: a thorough investigation. 🕵️‍♀️ 🎬 Part 1: youtu.be/f<a href="https://youtu.be/o4MVUpdCQ14" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">fy4rqQDrd8 🎬 Part 2: youtu.be/o4MVUpdCQ14 <a href="/hashtag/kellypiquet" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#kellypiquet #flowergothic #F1
February 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Of COURSE the first snippet to go up while I’m away is the one where Kelly’s burner account implies Max is P’s ACTUAL father.

Not a PR stunt—just casual digital arson. 🔥🍼🤡

#MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #F1 #Flowergothic
May 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
26 today 🎉🎉

26 years of disrupting the status quo, and we’re just getting started. 😈

25 was my best year yet, but there’s so much more to come. I can’t wait for y’all to see what’s next.

Stay tuned. ❤️

#flowergothic
May 13, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Some kid behind me just sarcastically said Lance Stroll’s name 😂 #flowergothic #f1 #usgp
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
People say “Max Verstappen is terrible.” 🤨

But no one asks “What the fuck happened to Max Verstappen?”🤔

His life is a mess of control, isolation & manipulation. 🧩😶‍🌫️

📺 Part 1: youtu.be/ffy4rqQDrd8
📺 Part 2: youtu.be/o4MVUpdCQ14

#MaxVerstappen #F1 #flowergothic
March 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM