Bondi is the official Head Fluffer of the United States.
October 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Bondi is the official Head Fluffer of the United States.
Hard Times At The Pseudo-Contrarian Dictator-Fluffer Channel
According to Nielsen, 'CBS Evening News' just recorded its lowest-rated February of the 21st century, averaging 4.4 million total viewers and 538,000 in the key 25-54 demographic.
February 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Hard Times At The Pseudo-Contrarian Dictator-Fluffer Channel
FBI director or Trump fluffer? (This is a rhetorical question)
August 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
FBI director or Trump fluffer? (This is a rhetorical question)
Irrelevant podcaster, failed Elon fluffer and blathering nincompoop weighs in on foreign policy.
January 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Irrelevant podcaster, failed Elon fluffer and blathering nincompoop weighs in on foreign policy.
Like anything Jake Trump Fluffer Tapper says matters.
May 31, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Like anything Jake Trump Fluffer Tapper says matters.
March 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
[activation phrase voice] came in fluffer
how bad can it be, it only fuels half the world's population
March 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
[activation phrase voice] came in fluffer
Indeed. Hell hath no fury like a fluffer scorned.
August 19, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Indeed. Hell hath no fury like a fluffer scorned.
:V Flexible Fluffer
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
:V Flexible Fluffer
Imagine posting a photo of yourself with a visiting dignitary and including your fluffer and not your wife.
September 24, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Imagine posting a photo of yourself with a visiting dignitary and including your fluffer and not your wife.
Trump: came inside tariff fluffer
May 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Trump: came inside tariff fluffer
Golden bird for Fluffer
April 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Golden bird for Fluffer
Ty for keeping "came in a fluffer"
September 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Ty for keeping "came in a fluffer"
keeping “came in a fluffer” takes this from funny to high art
September 18, 2026 at 7:11 PM
keeping “came in a fluffer” takes this from funny to high art
ESPN's resident fluffer
meets
America's resident
He-Who-Must-Be-Fluffed
meets
America's resident
He-Who-Must-Be-Fluffed
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
ESPN's resident fluffer
meets
America's resident
He-Who-Must-Be-Fluffed
meets
America's resident
He-Who-Must-Be-Fluffed
Authoritarian fluffer and Free Press author Rod Dreher
January 25, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Authoritarian fluffer and Free Press author Rod Dreher
A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer
September 30, 2026 at 3:44 PM
A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer
Someone’s murder is not a ratings fluffer opportunity unless you are Donald Trump
Trump: "I just heard about it five minutes before I walked in ... they have the person that they wanted. So you have breaking news, don't you eh? You always have breaking news, Ainsley. Sean's gonna be very disappointed that we're not doing it on his show."
September 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Someone’s murder is not a ratings fluffer opportunity unless you are Donald Trump
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
July 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
February 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Or Shitler's fluffer
September 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Or Shitler's fluffer