A Venus flytrap is nothing more than a vagina with teeth. Write that down, or whatever.
A duck is nothing more than a waterproof chicken with a kazoo stuck in its throat. Write that down.
A dog is nothing more than a land dolphin. Write that down
November 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
A Venus flytrap is nothing more than a vagina with teeth. Write that down, or whatever.
venus flytrap situation
November 9, 2026 at 10:13 AM
venus flytrap situation
venus flytrap wings!
November 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
venus flytrap wings!
I’m envisioning a new vertical at The Flytrap.
November 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I’m envisioning a new vertical at The Flytrap.
venus flytrap wings is such a good idea
November 8, 2026 at 7:36 PM
venus flytrap wings is such a good idea
Most importantly, all wild venus flytraps in the world are now represented by Democratic Senators.
November 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Most importantly, all wild venus flytraps in the world are now represented by Democratic Senators.
there's also Flytrap and they publish Bitch reprints!
November 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
there's also Flytrap and they publish Bitch reprints!
I’m starting a new organization called P.A.I.N. , it stands for Plants Against Involuntary Napping. We beat up the nap if you didn’t ask to nap and cause it great pain.
(The frog represents involuntary naps, P.A.I.N. Would never harm a cute little frog, only involuntary naps.)
(The frog represents involuntary naps, P.A.I.N. Would never harm a cute little frog, only involuntary naps.)
Venus Flytrap Catches Frog
ALT: Venus Flytrap Catches Frog
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November 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I’m starting a new organization called P.A.I.N. , it stands for Plants Against Involuntary Napping. We beat up the nap if you didn’t ask to nap and cause it great pain.
(The frog represents involuntary naps, P.A.I.N. Would never harm a cute little frog, only involuntary naps.)
(The frog represents involuntary naps, P.A.I.N. Would never harm a cute little frog, only involuntary naps.)
From the sun to the snow to the water to a Venus flytrap #CARTOONCOVERAGE
November 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
From the sun to the snow to the water to a Venus flytrap #CARTOONCOVERAGE
When approached for comment, a Venus flytrap bit me
November 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
When approached for comment, a Venus flytrap bit me
back on my venus flytrap bullshit again
November 4, 2026 at 6:21 AM
back on my venus flytrap bullshit again
You need to come down and visit. We have one of NCs Venus Flytrap license plates :)
November 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
You need to come down and visit. We have one of NCs Venus Flytrap license plates :)
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Venus Flytrap Extension
Put three random words together that could be a Fall LP title
November 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Venus Flytrap Extension
It's a Venus flytrap, but it already ate Venus, so Mango is next.
November 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
It's a Venus flytrap, but it already ate Venus, so Mango is next.
…a Venus Flytrap ønce bit my sister.
November 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
…a Venus Flytrap ønce bit my sister.
Me when I'm a fly and I see a venus flytrap "Oh boy that looks inviting"
November 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Me when I'm a fly and I see a venus flytrap "Oh boy that looks inviting"
Today I learned that there is one 70-100 mile radius area in the US Carolinas that is the only place in the world where wild Venus Flytraps live.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_f...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_f...
November 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Today I learned that there is one 70-100 mile radius area in the US Carolinas that is the only place in the world where wild Venus Flytraps live.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_f...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_f...
You have collected: Venus Flytrap - Beautiful and deadly.
November 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
You have collected: Venus Flytrap - Beautiful and deadly.
👏🏻 I need a flytrap emoji!! Protect our babies!!
Most importantly, all wild venus flytraps in the world are now represented by Democratic Senators.
November 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
👏🏻 I need a flytrap emoji!! Protect our babies!!